I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to keep up with them.
After yesterday’s flop, I’m starting to doubt my writing skills.
I hope this story gets a better reception:
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Ugh, Sparky, can't live with him.
Zipp hatched eggs but doesn't want to be a mother.
Apparently, dragons don't eat crystals. Everything G4 taught me is wrong.
Hitch is running KGB.
Those birds look very eggy. It's a wonder Sparky didn't eat them yet.
Zipp accessed confidential sheriff information. Hitch could start by arresting Zipp.
Do you suffer from lack of sexy in your life?
Suffer no more for salvation has arrived:
I also intend to win a writing competition with this story.
PS. Can somepony please tell me why this story bombed so hard? Like, I was actually daydreaming of a feature box. The story had everything: enticing cover art, engaging description, easy-going comedy... Where did all the downvotes come from?
Here's the thing: I'm not dead.
In order to prove that I'm not dead, I entered 3 writing competitions that I'll try to win. I'll start publishing the stories in a day or two.
However, as my follower, you don't have to wait. And if while you're reading my pre-published stories you throw in an edit or two before I publish, I'll certainly appreciate it.
Here are the the 3 stories:
As you probably know, I've written a magnum opus:
Here's the big review of said novel:
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1009730/story-review-19
So she uses only new fruits? Won't she run out of fruits eventually?
So, she only uses fruits from Chernobile?
So, the old fruit is drinking the new fruit? What about morality?
Those filters could only be possible with an advanced AI.
Sunny failed to sell garbage to ponies. They want the good stuff.
I don't like the look on her face. Is she going to try to grape their throats with new flavors?
Since it's all public knowledge anyway, I might as well save you the trouble of searching for skeletons in my closet.
*showers you with skeletons
You aren't going to hurt Bad Dragon's feelings by lashing out at him. To hurt him, you'd probably have to kill his mother....that guy's skin is thicker than lead.
Of course Sparky is sick. He's been sick in the head since he was hatched.
Hiccup? Burp? No, it was a fireball!
The first step in imitating old ponies is to knock out all your teeth. You have to make it believable!
Everypony has ideas on how to help, but Zipp is the queen to be. This ain't no democracy!
Sunny sucks at being Twilight.
Did Sparky just kill a pony with that HickaBurp?
What is this, a Brazilian exhibition?
"Not to uni my own corn." - corn of the world, unite!
Sunny, the costumes aren't big, you're just small.
Zip is as itchy as when she wore a furtight bodysuit:
Sherifing - a legit verb.
Hitch will lick the streets to test their cleanness.
They killed Kenny, those bastards! - Oh, wait, Kenny is still alive.
So, there's a Toxic personality quiz. Let's see my results:
Your Toxic Traits
We're all a little toxic! This graph shows which toxic traits you scored highest on, and which you've managed to cleverly avoid.
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Click now on any of the links below and start writing your criticism on anything and everything. You don’t even have to deal with me in any way if you don’t want to. Yes, it’s that simple to work with me.
I write everything in my Public Google Docs so that anypony can follow and influence my stories from the idea phase to completion. I do this because I appreciate any and all the feedback and learn from it. It keeps me only slightly misplaced instead of irredeemably lost.
Surviving Eternal Night (one-shot)
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Sexy Quantum Physicist in Equestria (multi chapter)
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Visiting Chrysalis (one-shot)
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Bad Dragon's Short Stories - Anthology (multi chapter)
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What Have You Done‽ (multi chapter)
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Fimfiction Writer in Equestria (one-shot)
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Future Twilight Is a Bully (one-shot)
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The Day to Forget (original one-shot)
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I write beige (dry) prose without any fillers. Never using words for their own sake, I describe only what's important to the story. Describing scenery is not something I aim for, instead, I use words as a tool to portray ideas and principles.
My themes are humorous and dark. I use writing to explore new horizons. My goal is to describe something unique, new and profound.
This tool told me that I write like: J. R. R. Tolkien, James Joyce, Neil Gaiman and Ian Fleming.
My Contests winning stories:
Princess of Friendship (The Uncomfortable Situations Writing Competition 1)
My Friend Tenty (Contest 1)
I Ain't Your Sacrifice (Fanfics for Family)
Darkness in Sweetie Belle (Fanfiction of the month by vote)
Flash Sentry Is Not a Hero ( Contest #1)
Alicorn Princess (Horror at Twilight)
Trixie My Pet (Dirty little contest)
Discord Sits on Celestia’s Throne (Weekly Challenge 5/17-5/24)
Psychosis (Weekly Challenge #4)
Psychosis Overload (Weekly Challenge #7)
Psychosis Provoked (Weekly Contest #17)
Coronation Matters (Writing Club)
False Messiah (Weekly Challenge #9 - Poetry)
To Tell a Lie (Two truths and a lie)
Pride Dies Last (Pride)
Sacrifice
(The Feeling's New To Me)
Contests to win:
Mythical Creature Encounter (ongoing writing competition)
Degrading LunEstia (TBA)
Sunset+equestrian villain (2023.03.28)
Furry clop (2023.04.02)
Science Fiction (2023.04.02)
Tree (2023.04.23)
If you wish to write with the likes of me, I have three open collaborations that you can join:
Kung Fury in Equestria
Sugar Star Collaboration
Bad Dragon stories
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The goal isn't to live on forever; it's to make something that does.
~ Monty Oum
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You know about my spell-check program, right?
You should if you care about the quality of your stories.
Feel free to download or edit the TextSeparatorSpellChecker project here:
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3251402 You have a better way with words than I do.
The main difference between us is that I want to blow my readers' brains while you try to bring your fantasies to life.
3251401
Yeah. You're a better story writer than me.
3251389 It's just not something that I do.
I can write though. That counts for something, right?
3251375
Why not?
3251363 The thing is, I don't read.
3251358
Thanks. I do have a written yet unfinished story where the scene takes place in. I could show it to you if you want.
3251354 It's beautifully written as far as the words go. But I have some issues with the content. Again, it's just describing an event that doesn't give us much information. The character could have been anypony and your scene would work just as well. You also give some names that raises more questions than it answers.
I would recommend something more specific that can only be related to this one character.
3251351
Also, I think you're a great writer and songwriter, too. Way better than me due to how I used to not include details to my writing and I'm still learning. You and others both in and outside of the internet have taught me about not just writing, but life in general. I appreciate it and hope I get the chance to see your new work in the future. It looks awesome.
Thank you and have a great day.
3251351
Oh. Thanks. Also, I think I'm getting better and more confident in my writing due to adding better sensory details and other factors that I've barely used before.
Example:
What do you think of it so far?
3251330 I have no clue. Between us, you're the sensei.
3251196
Thanks. Do you know how to write great and original melodies? If so, can you teach me?
3251128 I admire your dedication. Only the brave dare to tread new grounds.
3251084
Thanks. I'm still trying to come up with a great and original melody for these chords progressions based on the revised song that I'm working on.
3251055 It sounds very amazing and clean.
3250833
Heroic412229 - Pearl Trees
3250819 You can register and upload your files on this website:
https://www.pearltrees.com/dragor/music/id13233922
I've created two new sound files for my music. Do you want to see them? If so, how do I send them to you here?
3246499
Not sure why you’re blocked, I dont think we’ve met on discord.
https://discord.gg/MeCVrmey
3246470 Do you know how you sometimes come across things that surprise you? Things you didn't even know existed? Well, now you do.
Anyways, I'll join your server now, but as I said, I never use Discord.
Edit: Your Discord link seemed to have expired. Oh, and did you know I'm blocked by you? Kind of ironic that you invite a person you blocked.