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I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.


Do you write long stories, but you're looking to exit the fandom? I have the solution for you! · 5:12am July 6th

The answer? Get me to agree to be your long-term pre-reader!

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Serious Stories

  • If Memory Serves Odd how some things stick in one's memory—certain places, personalities, sounds, even smells. Touching on one of these elements can cause a lifetime of experiences to come flooding back. And just as quickly, they're gone. by Pascoite 5,075 words · 3,025 views · 273 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Ambergris Sunset Shimmer weathered the storm. She returned from the darkest depths, and now she has good friends. People like her. If I haven't sunk too far myself… maybe she'll help me. Then I can help Sonata and Aria. Please, Sunset. by Pascoite 12,467 words · 2,159 views · 225 likes · 6 dislikes
  • In Bloom In a yard, all alone, a pony whiles away the time caring for the lawn and the roses. Roseluck can understand that, to a point. And she's determined to help. by Pascoite 8,659 words · 3,666 views · 362 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Duet in the Folk Style Big McIntosh's unique way of experiencing music fascinates Octavia, and he'd love nothing better than to satisfy her desire to get in touch with her earth pony roots. They could learn so much from each other. by Pascoite 38,822 words · 2,959 views · 305 likes · 14 dislikes
  • The Art and Science of Letter Writing While on a work trip to help family in Appleloosa, Big Macintosh strikes up some correspondences with friends back home. These are the letters that crossed Twilight Sparkle's desk. Sometimes words don't mean what they say. by Pascoite 10,541 words · 5,367 views · 545 likes · 10 dislikes

And Some More Serious Stories

  • Teacher's Pet Fair or not, most classes have that one perfect student, that one little flower that the teacher can't help but adore. Cheerilee's class is no different. by Pascoite 3,259 words · 4,915 views · 509 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Canon Partway through her morning practice routine—and routine it is—Octavia seems to have gained an audience. Well, if that mare wants to listen, she'll get a good show. by Pascoite 3,489 words · 3,624 views · 420 likes · 3 dislikes
  • He Kindly Stopped For Me An accident leaves Scootaloo fighting for her life. While everypony tries to help, a few in particular discover a few new things about what exactly it means to be a sister. by Pascoite 16,950 words · 5,860 views · 477 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Surrogate I like my job, but of course I look forward to coming home at the end of the day. Especially lately. We have a daughter now. We actually have a daughter. And I can’t wait to see her. by Pascoite 2,807 words · 1,317 views · 147 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Method Acting A phoenix seeking out a good nesting place finds an unexpected connection with the ponies living nearby. Unexpected for her, at least—they've been looking for just this phoenix. by Pascoite 2,633 words · 1,231 views · 172 likes · 4 dislikes

Fun/Uplifting Stories

  • The Gift That Keeps On Giving The Princesses' birthday celebration is here again, and Mayor Mare needs a scapegoat—er, trusted citizen—to handle Ponyville's gift. Deciding what to get for an ancient ruler who's seen everything will be a piece of cake. by Pascoite 5,155 words · 4,908 views · 527 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Let a Smile be Your Umbrella Caught in a rainstorm again, Derpy trudges off toward home. But along the way, she finds somepony down on her luck as well, somepony who very much reminds Derpy of her own childhood. It was a good day. by Pascoite 3,000 words · 2,725 views · 387 likes · 5 dislikes
  • A Hiccup in Time Twilight Sparkle definitely learned her lesson from her last time-travel experience. This one's not her fault. Really. Sometimes nature can be... annoying. by Pascoite 4,508 words · 6,643 views · 780 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Dinkin’ Donuts Dinky Hooves goes out with the perfect plan for Derpy’s Hearth’s Warming gift. She has only to make the perfect pastry present a reality. And along the way, she’ll find an even better one. by Pascoite 6,231 words · 1,341 views · 113 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Ragnarok As many such things do, it all started with Discord trying to help. And now Fluttershy can't escape the apocalyptic proclamations. Next time, she'll try the trick of wishing for no wishes. by Pascoite 4,538 words · 2,930 views · 296 likes · 5 dislikes
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Biscuit, I'm not surprised by. The others, I continue to wonder how they ever found me.

Admiral Biscuit talks it up, and I swear I saw another recommendation for it recently, but it was in comments, so it's a lot harder to find. Probably in a blog post by Loganberry, Chris, or Present Perfect.

Plus Chris gave positive ratings to "Lest We Remember" and "101 Heinous Crimes Perpetrated by King Sombra." And Loganberry gave positive reviews to "Iron Wing and the Demolition Crew," "Rainbow Dash and the Pie Sisters," and "This Isn't War."

Yeah, I'm not buying anyone recommended You Can't Eat Gold for a caffeine-fueled hummingbird's heartbeat. I don't understand why that thing appealed to so many people.

The former, from seeing the comments you leave on many stories, not just my own. And the latter from seeing them turn up in reviews here and there. "You Can't Eat Gold" came well recommended.


Not sure where you derived either of those positive attributes from, really. I mean, I assume you do talk to people.

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