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Chris


Author, Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

People Who Think I Might Do Something Interesting Someday, and People Who Actually Do Do Interesting Things, Respectively

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My Stories: Good Places to Start

  • Going Up The story of a very ordinary pony's extraordinary day. by Chris 4,571 words · 6,112 views · 576 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Letters from a Senior to a Junior Changeling A series of notes sent to a young changeling in the field by her superior. by Chris 9,395 words · 2,266 views · 192 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Purloined Pony When a young foal goes missing, it's up to Carrot Top to step in and save the day. Based on the 1980's/90's Choose Your Own Adventure book series. by Chris 32,562 words · 2,190 views · 221 likes · 2 dislikes
  • To Make a Spark The tale of Cadence's ascension to alicornhood. by Chris 4,190 words · 3,682 views · 314 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Wyrmlysan After the fall of Discord but before the rise of Nightmare Moon, Princess Luna hunts a dragon. by Chris 3,322 words · 2,085 views · 226 likes · 5 dislikes

My Stories: Good Places to Continue

  • The Sweetest Water Nothing is without a price, as many discover to their sorrow. Few are those who truly know themselves, and fewer still are those who know which prices are worth bearing—and which hide perils threatening that which they most treasure. by Chris 2,188 words · 1,173 views · 89 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Relinquishing On one day each year, Celestia and Luna turn control of the sun and moon over to a group of the most powerful unicorns in Equestria. Twilight is finally old enough to take part. But she can't. by Chris 1,053 words · 1,061 views · 127 likes · 2 dislikes
  • A White Hearth's Warming A young Sunset Shimmer, spending her first Hearth’s Warming in Canterlot as Princess Celestia’s personal student, comes to the terrible realization that there’s not going to be any snow for the holiday. She decides to do something about it. by Chris 2,039 words · 882 views · 87 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Even in Dreams Carrot Top and her friends use their dreams to help fight the Tantabus. by Chris 1,470 words · 845 views · 94 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Showmare's Tale Trixie puts on a performance for her smallest audience yet by Chris 7,461 words · 1,307 views · 85 likes · 2 dislikes

My Stories: Everything Else

  • Bantam Tales Short-shorts, minifics, and other bric-a-brac by Chris 12,861 words · 583 views · 49 likes · 0 dislikes
  • The Fall of Discord A translation of the ancient epic describing the battle in which Discord was locked in stone. by Chris 4,978 words · 1,173 views · 34 likes · 2 dislikes
  • A Simple Little Party Princess Luna tries to throw a party for Twilight and her friends. It doesn't go so well. by Chris 8,487 words · 1,303 views · 64 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Princess and the Rose The story of Rose: her life, her childhood, and her responsibilities by Chris 3,386 words · 887 views · 35 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Truth About "Pokey" Pierce The story of Pierce's life, from before he got his cutie mark to his appearance in Call of the Cutie by Chris 24,406 words · 1,158 views · 37 likes · 3 dislikes
Oct
25th
2017

A New Chrisfic! · 12:58am October 25th

I don't usually make back-to-back blogposts, but this is a special occasion. There's a new Chrisfic!

Well, sorta. There's new Chris ponyfiction, anyway!

If you haven't seen it in the past couple of weeks, amazing ponyfic author/editor/jack-of-all-fanfic-trades cleverpun as started publishing chapters of a collab about... well, why don't I let it speak for itself:

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2513502

I do try to please, at least on occasion. You're very welcome!

Thanks for reviewing my thing. I'm pleasantly surprised you didn't hate it.

2504786

A few years ago, I was visiting some friends in New York City. While there, one of them took me and a couple other guys to Chinatown, to show us some of the hidden gems she'd found when she lived there. At one point, she brought us to a dumpling restaurant, ordered for us all, and a few moments later, four cups of tea were sitting in front of us while our food was being cooked. Spying the sugar, I reached out a hand for it.

"Don't do that!" she cried, slapping my hand lightly but warningly. "You never put sugar in [insert whatever kind of tea it was here]!"

"Then why do they put the sugar out in the first place?" I asked.

Narrowing her eyes slightly, she told me, "they put it out for white people."

So... coffee.

2506695

Thank you! I'm surprised you remembered, but that only makes the birthday wishes the sweeter.

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