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E Lost at Sea
Adv
Stormbreakers fight feral storms off the coast of Equestria. It's a dangerous job, and sometimes they don't return home.
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 1.4k words · 21 1 · 137 views
T Super Gypsy Lord Admiral Nyronus Shachza Shouldn't Write Shipfics, Volume II
Rom
Com
EqG
Rand
Equestria, where the friendship is magic and the romance is probably also even more magical. Well, usually. Sometimes, not so much.
Spike
Trixie
Derpy Hooves
King Sombra
Flash Sentry
Sex
Admiral Biscuit · 1.2k words · 15 26 · 129 views
T Not Another Equestria Girls Fic
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EqG
Rand
SoL
A collection of short Equestria Girls fics, lovingly handcrafted for your reading pleasure. Prepare to be disappointed.
Pinkie Pie
Derpy Hooves
Admiral Biscuit · 1.3k words · 19 3 · 218 views
E Trade Negotiations
SoL
A zebra village is alarmed to see pegasi flying south towards them, their intentions unknown.
Original Character
Zebra
Admiral Biscuit · 2.1k words · 196 6 · 1.5k views
T Admiral Trampoline Super Biscuit Shouldn't Write Shipfics, Volume I
Rom
Com
Rand
Equestria, where the friendship is magic and the romance is probably also even more magical. Well, usually. Sometimes, not so much.
Pinkie Pie
Zecora
Nightmare Moon
Flim and Flam
Sex
Admiral Biscuit · 1000 words · 21 15 · 186 views
T Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun IV: Tetralogy
Adv
Com
X'ver
Human
A mishap with a makeshift portal gun leaves Sparkler stuck inside a video game with nothing but a scarf, hoping to survive until she can figure out how to get back home.
Other
Sparkler
Admiral Biscuit · 7.5k words · 18 1 · 165 views
T Sunset Shimmer Makes a Sandwich
Adv
Com
EqG
After a day at school and a short walk through a snowstorm, all Sunset Shimmer wants is a sandwich. Is that too much to ask?
Sunset Shimmer
Admiral Biscuit · 1.1k words · 179 6 · 1.8k views
T Asylum
Com
Human
SoL
An ill-fated publicity stunt gets Joe and his employees deported from Equestria, and it's up to Mr. Decker to try and sort it out.
Fluttershy
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 2.1k words · 202 11 · 2k views
E Dinky's First Hearth's Warming
SoL
Derpy and Dinky celebrate their first Hearth's Warming in Ponyville.
Derpy Hooves
Berry Punch
Carrot Top
Other
Dinky Hooves
Admiral Biscuit · 3.4k words · 126 2 · 1.1k views
T Petunia Paleo and the Giant Coprolite
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Mys
SoL
Petunia Paleo makes a discovery in the Badlands which turns Equestrian Paleontology on its ear.
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 1.1k words · 105 6 · 771 views

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Collab Cage Challenges I've contributed to

Collab Cage Mini-Monthly May (B) -- Trouble in Bloom After April showers comes the wondrous May flowers--this is a collection of stories centered around some form of plantlife. by The Collab Cage 8,674 words · 480 views · 19 likes · 0 dislikes
The Album A collection of 'snapshots', short stories that represent Moments in the lives of various ponies by Peregrine Caged 104,710 words · 3,944 views · 555 likes · 10 dislikes
Collab Cage Mini-monthly June - Memories and Moments: Endless Summer Summer. For many this means a time of relaxation and vacations, pool parties and picnics. Tales of summer abound. by The Collab Cage 6,364 words · 509 views · 12 likes · 0 dislikes

My submissions are "A Gift from Celestia" (NSFW), "Lily Finds a Weed," "Aviatrix," and "Summer Sun."

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23rd

2017

Lost at Sea Dramaturge · 11:28am Yesterday

As I sometimes do, I'm gonna give you the dramaturge first, and then at the end we'll have the story notes and whatnot.

Report Admiral Biscuit · 161 views · Story: Lost at Sea · #story notes #dramaturge

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Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist. by AdmiralTigerclaw 66,597 words · 54,662 views · 5,223 likes · 85 dislikes
Quantum Castaways Twilight wakes up to a deadly game of survival on an enigmatic island, and she's not alone... by DustTraveller 138,602 words · 37,577 views · 2,857 likes · 46 dislikes
Over the Edge and Through the Wood a human gets cut off from his group while traversing a mountain. finds himself in a strange land by JarOfHearts 90,314 words · 41,187 views · 3,654 likes · 67 dislikes
Just Passing Through Humans, sailplanes and cloud cities just don't mix very well. by Caliaponia 55,898 words · 16,341 views · 1,223 likes · 32 dislikes
Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 242,202 words · 35,483 views · 4,462 likes · 74 dislikes

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I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

*even the pony personality test agrees!
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Celestia Sleeps In A dispute between Celestia and Luna leads to Celestia accidentally making contact with humans. by Admiral Biscuit 149,259 words · 18,918 views · 1,410 likes · 73 dislikes
Hearth's Warming Eve At the end of a long day, everypony's favorite mailmare finishes her rounds and goes home by Admiral Biscuit 1,055 words · 1,601 views · 116 likes · 3 dislikes
Relaxing on a Cloud After a long day, Derpy relaxes on a cloud on her way home to Ponyville by Admiral Biscuit 1,002 words · 1,414 views · 115 likes · 1 dislikes
High Flight Cherry Berry's first flight attempt by Admiral Biscuit 1,014 words · 772 views · 70 likes · 0 dislikes
Here I am She's got it all: her face on billboards, sold-out concerts . . . is it worth the price she paid? by Admiral Biscuit 1,644 words · 945 views · 77 likes · 1 dislikes

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Celestia Sleeps In with a Vengeance Celestia is so tired, she sleeps through her alarm. by Admiral Biscuit 10,102 words · 6,031 views · 605 likes · 8 dislikes
Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun Ponies shouldn't play with Aperture Science Equipment by Admiral Biscuit 3,110 words · 1,838 views · 99 likes · 8 dislikes
Twilight Eats a Peach Twilight Sparkle eats a peach. by Admiral Biscuit 1,031 words · 5,364 views · 572 likes · 51 dislikes
Harvest Festival Twilight has mastered the Running of the Leaves and Winter Wrap-Up. Can she grow an award-winning crop for the Harvest Festival? by Admiral Biscuit 2,092 words · 1,153 views · 102 likes · 5 dislikes
Did somepony order a large ham My day at work is disrupted when a pony bursts through the door with a large ham by Admiral Biscuit 1,069 words · 1,111 views · 84 likes · 3 dislikes

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Re-Looting Silverspeed is glad that her days of thievery are over. But with a disapproving family, boring job, and remnants of her past haunting her every step, she might just reconsider an early retirement. by Grazy Polomare 28,459 words · 867 views · 31 likes · 0 dislikes
The Last Link When a pilot finds himself trapped with no good choices left, what will he do? Good intentions conflict with harsh realith, and he has to balance saving lives against losing his own before he can help. by Featherprop 61,388 words · 614 views · 64 likes · 3 dislikes
Watching Paint Dry After the Crusaders paint their club-house, Sweetie watches it dry. by Eustatian Wings 4,313 words · 1,701 views · 60 likes · 3 dislikes
Protocol D After LT. Campbell crash-lands on an unknown world, she must search for her fellow crewmembers and decipher an unfamiliar directive. Can she find common ground with the local population and acquire their assistance to succeed in her mission? by Topaz Moon 104,821 words · 5,543 views · 342 likes · 27 dislikes
Clastic Glow A one-winged pegasus blacksmith sets up shop in ponyville and takes Scootaloo under his wing by Rocinante 25,532 words · 2,305 views · 168 likes · 4 dislikes

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Blade Star #537 · 1 week ago · · ·

2516013 Expect a bit of action, adventure, shipping, the Rhodesian Bush War, Charles Dickens, zombies and a ponified version of the Iranian Embassy Siege. And, of course, an update later today.