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Admiral Biscuit

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Lost at Sea Dramaturge · 11:28am Yesterday

As I sometimes do, I'm gonna give you the dramaturge first, and then at the end we'll have the story notes and whatnot.

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I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

My Top Stories

  • Celestia Sleeps In A dispute between Celestia and Luna leads to Celestia accidentally making contact with humans. by Admiral Biscuit 149,259 words · 18,918 views · 1,410 likes · 73 dislikes
  • Hearth's Warming Eve At the end of a long day, everypony's favorite mailmare finishes her rounds and goes home by Admiral Biscuit 1,055 words · 1,601 views · 116 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Relaxing on a Cloud After a long day, Derpy relaxes on a cloud on her way home to Ponyville by Admiral Biscuit 1,002 words · 1,414 views · 115 likes · 1 dislikes
  • High Flight Cherry Berry's first flight attempt by Admiral Biscuit 1,014 words · 772 views · 70 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Here I am She's got it all: her face on billboards, sold-out concerts . . . is it worth the price she paid? by Admiral Biscuit 1,644 words · 945 views · 77 likes · 1 dislikes


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  • Re-Looting Silverspeed is glad that her days of thievery are over. But with a disapproving family, boring job, and remnants of her past haunting her every step, she might just reconsider an early retirement. by Grazy Polomare 28,459 words · 867 views · 31 likes · 0 dislikes
  • The Last Link When a pilot finds himself trapped with no good choices left, what will he do? Good intentions conflict with harsh realith, and he has to balance saving lives against losing his own before he can help. by Featherprop 61,388 words · 614 views · 64 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Watching Paint Dry After the Crusaders paint their club-house, Sweetie watches it dry. by Eustatian Wings 4,313 words · 1,701 views · 60 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Protocol D After LT. Campbell crash-lands on an unknown world, she must search for her fellow crewmembers and decipher an unfamiliar directive. Can she find common ground with the local population and acquire their assistance to succeed in her mission? by Topaz Moon 104,821 words · 5,543 views · 342 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Clastic Glow A one-winged pegasus blacksmith sets up shop in ponyville and takes Scootaloo under his wing by Rocinante 25,532 words · 2,305 views · 168 likes · 4 dislikes
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2516013 Expect a bit of action, adventure, shipping, the Rhodesian Bush War, Charles Dickens, zombies and a ponified version of the Iranian Embassy Siege. :trollestia: And, of course, an update later today.

You're welcome! Looking forward to seeing where you go with it.

Thanks fro favouriting 'Adventures in the Weather Patrol'. :twilightsmile:

Well, it was full of drunken fun so I suppose it went fairly well.

How did that work out for you?

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Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

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