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Admiral Biscuit

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Big Ole' Blog Post · 1:48am 17 hours ago

So, I bet y'all are wondering what the Admiral's been up to in the last month or so.

Well, I'll tell you. Grab on to your favorite beverage and pull up a seat.

This picture will make sense in a little bit.

Actually, hold off on the seat for just a bit, 'cause I've got a mission for you first, if you're willing to accept.


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I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

My Top Stories

  • Celestia Sleeps In A dispute between Celestia and Luna leads to Celestia accidentally making contact with humans. by Admiral Biscuit 149,259 words · 18,022 views · 1,376 likes · 71 dislikes
  • Hearth's Warming Eve At the end of a long day, everypony's favorite mailmare finishes her rounds and goes home by Admiral Biscuit 1,055 words · 1,542 views · 111 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Relaxing on a Cloud After a long day, Derpy relaxes on a cloud on her way home to Ponyville by Admiral Biscuit 1,002 words · 1,364 views · 113 likes · 1 dislikes
  • High Flight Cherry Berry's first flight attempt by Admiral Biscuit 1,014 words · 728 views · 69 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Here I am She's got it all: her face on billboards, sold-out concerts . . . is it worth the price she paid? by Admiral Biscuit 1,644 words · 917 views · 75 likes · 1 dislikes


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  • Re-Looting Silverspeed is glad that her days of thievery are over. But with a disapproving family, boring job, and remnants of her past haunting her every step, she might just reconsider an early retirement. by Grazy Polomare 28,459 words · 829 views · 31 likes · 0 dislikes
  • The Last Link When a pilot finds himself trapped with no good choices left, what will he do? Good intentions conflict with harsh realith, and he has to balance saving lives against losing his own before he can help. by Featherprop 61,388 words · 593 views · 64 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Watching Paint Dry After the Crusaders paint their club-house, Sweetie watches it dry. by Eustatian Wings 4,313 words · 1,655 views · 60 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Protocol D After LT. Campbell crash-lands on an unknown world, she must search for her fellow crewmembers and decipher an unfamiliar directive. Can she find common ground with the local population and acquire their assistance to succeed in her mission? by Topaz Moon 104,821 words · 5,262 views · 337 likes · 28 dislikes
  • Clastic Glow A one-winged pegasus blacksmith sets up shop in ponyville and takes Scootaloo under his wing by Rocinante 25,532 words · 2,223 views · 163 likes · 4 dislikes
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You're quite welcome!

I'm slowly making progress. I had a lot of IRL stuff I had to work on over the last couple of months. I was gonna blog about it today, but then I got home two hours late, so I think that blog will have to wait until tomorrow.

Thanks for the fave!

we wait with baited breath for more horse words, yeah verily the summer hiatus does threaten
and a steady stream of horse words would sooth a sweating brow in the summer days

It was over a million before the site update. I'm still considering the best way to get back up to a million.

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Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

The concept was simple. I could easily determine the difference in volume between an IRL horse and a pony, using displacement of water and of rice (obviously, I used the rice first).

The horse is a Haflinger mare by Safari Ltd. Inspection of the selection on offer yielded this one as the most appropriate, especially since it's a breed with pretty distinct characteristics, and it's a breed that's designed to be pretty good at most anything--like the Jeep of horses (as a side note, their Clydesdale stallion was also 100% accurate). For the pony, I picked AppleJack, since she's an all-around work pony, and she's honest, so that's a plus.

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