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Admiral Biscuit

He’s an admiral. he outranks Lorem Faucet.

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Trixie Kicks a Bigot · 3:51am Wednesday

“The thing is,” he said, “gender is biological, basic science. You can just look.”

Trixie quirked an eyebrow and shifted her cape unconsciously.

“XX or XY, that’s all there is. Anything else—”

She was already trying to ignore the blowhard, and unaware of the irony. The Great and Powerful Trixie spit at biology and its curse.

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I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.
The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk.
Ponies are for hugging, not yelling.
Axe body spray: confusing ponies since 1983.
"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."
Saint Admiral Biscuit, Patron Saint of Kirin
Life sucks, cuddle a pony, that’s therapy

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

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Presuming you’ve found the five Sam and Rose fics that currently exist, the sneaky sixth one-shot, and the parody, that’s currently all that there is. When the time is right, there’ll be another. Not gonna promise when that’ll be, ‘cause I don’t know. Whenever my muse whispers in my ear.

So, you never gonna write the Roseluck POV? Or anything else Sam & Rose related?

Comment posted by TheKMExperience deleted February 26th

Yeah, shoot me a PM with the discord link, and I'll join up :heart:

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Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

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