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Collab Cage Mini-Monthly May (B) -- Trouble in Bloom
After April showers comes the wondrous May flowers--this is a collection of stories centered around some form of plantlife.
8,674 words
· 440 views
· 19 likes
· 0 dislikes
The Album
A collection of 'snapshots', short stories that represent Moments in the lives of various ponies
104,710 words
· 3,924 views
· 551 likes
· 10 dislikes
Collab Cage Mini-monthly June - Memories and Moments: Endless Summer
Summer. For many this means a time of relaxation and vacations, pool parties and picnics. Tales of summer abound.
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· 12 likes
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So, I bet y'all are wondering what the Admiral's been up to in the last month or so.
Well, I'll tell you. Grab on to your favorite beverage and pull up a seat.
This picture will make sense in a little bit.
Actually, hold off on the seat for just a bit, 'cause I've got a mission for you first, if you're willing to accept.
Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger
A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.
66,597 words
· 52,587 views
· 5,132 likes
· 84 dislikes
Quantum Castaways
Twilight wakes up to a deadly game of survival on an enigmatic island, and she's not alone...
138,602 words
· 37,044 views
· 2,820 likes
· 46 dislikes
Over the Edge and Through the Wood
a human gets cut off from his group while traversing a mountain. finds himself in a strange land
90,662 words
· 40,030 views
· 3,629 likes
· 67 dislikes
Just Passing Through
Humans, sailplanes and cloud cities just don't mix very well.
55,898 words
· 16,098 views
· 1,220 likes
· 32 dislikes
Project: Sunflower
As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation.
242,202 words
· 34,041 views
· 4,376 likes
· 69 dislikes
Stories that don't have ponies: FictionPress
New: Stalk the Admiral on Facebook!
Newer! Stalk the Admiral on Goodreads!
I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.
I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.
I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.
*even the pony personality test agrees!
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Celestia Sleeps In
A dispute between Celestia and Luna leads to Celestia accidentally making contact with humans.
149,259 words
· 18,022 views
· 1,376 likes
· 71 dislikes
Hearth's Warming Eve
At the end of a long day, everypony's favorite mailmare finishes her rounds and goes home
1,055 words
· 1,542 views
· 111 likes
· 3 dislikes
Relaxing on a Cloud
After a long day, Derpy relaxes on a cloud on her way home to Ponyville
1,002 words
· 1,364 views
· 113 likes
· 1 dislikes
High Flight
Cherry Berry's first flight attempt
1,014 words
· 728 views
· 69 likes
· 0 dislikes
Here I am
She's got it all: her face on billboards, sold-out concerts . . . is it worth the price she paid?
1,644 words
· 917 views
· 75 likes
· 1 dislikes
Celestia Sleeps In with a Vengeance
Celestia is so tired, she sleeps through her alarm.
10,102 words
· 5,809 views
· 596 likes
· 8 dislikes
Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun
Ponies shouldn't play with Aperture Science Equipment
3,110 words
· 1,791 views
· 97 likes
· 8 dislikes
Twilight Eats a Peach
Twilight Sparkle eats a peach.
1,031 words
· 5,279 views
· 571 likes
· 51 dislikes
Harvest Festival
Twilight has mastered the Running of the Leaves and Winter Wrap-Up. Can she grow an award-winning crop for the Harvest Festival?
2,092 words
· 1,096 views
· 101 likes
· 5 dislikes
Did somepony order a large ham
My day at work is disrupted when a pony bursts through the door with a large ham
1,069 words
· 1,076 views
· 84 likes
· 3 dislikes
Re-Looting
Silverspeed is glad that her days of thievery are over. But with a disapproving family, boring job, and remnants of her past haunting her every step, she might just reconsider an early retirement.
28,459 words
· 829 views
· 31 likes
· 0 dislikes
The Last Link
When a pilot finds himself trapped with no good choices left, what will he do? Good intentions conflict with harsh realith, and he has to balance saving lives against losing his own before he can help.
61,388 words
· 593 views
· 64 likes
· 3 dislikes
Protocol D
After LT. Campbell crash-lands on an unknown world, she must search for her fellow crewmembers and decipher an unfamiliar directive. Can she find common ground with the local population and acquire their assistance to succeed in her mission?
104,821 words
· 5,262 views
· 337 likes
· 28 dislikes
Clastic Glow
A one-winged pegasus blacksmith sets up shop in ponyville and takes Scootaloo under his wing
25,532 words
· 2,223 views
· 163 likes
· 4 dislikes
So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.
The concept was simple. I could easily determine the difference in volume between an IRL horse and a pony, using displacement of water and of rice (obviously, I used the rice first).
The horse is a Haflinger mare by Safari Ltd. Inspection of the selection on offer yielded this one as the most appropriate, especially since it's a breed with pretty distinct characteristics, and it's a breed that's designed to be pretty good at most anything--like the Jeep of horses (as a side note, their Clydesdale stallion was also 100% accurate). For the pony, I picked AppleJack, since she's an all-around work pony, and she's honest, so that's a plus.
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You're quite welcome!
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I'm slowly making progress. I had a lot of IRL stuff I had to work on over the last couple of months. I was gonna blog about it today, but then I got home two hours late, so I think that blog will have to wait until tomorrow.
Thanks for the fave!
we wait with baited breath for more horse words, yeah verily the summer hiatus does threaten
and a steady stream of horse words would sooth a sweating brow in the summer days
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It was over a million before the site update. I'm still considering the best way to get back up to a million.