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Admiral Biscuit

Money won't nuzzle you when you're sad.

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EFNW Signal Boost · 10:22pm Last Thursday

Super Trampoline is looking for a room at EFNW, if anybody's got space. Deets here:

My Friend and I Need a Cheap Place to Stay for EFNW


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I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.
The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk.
Ponies are for hugging, not yelling.

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

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Thanks for the follow, it was great meeting you in person!

Did you get the message I sent you?

Should have something for you to watch in the very near future. Polishing up seven new chapters for "How to Train Your Batpony."

I believe you'll appreciate this.

See you there fam! Looking forward to meeting up with fellow writers at the get together again!

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Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

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