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Story Notes: Unity 2 (part 2) · 11:46pm Last Tuesday

If you got here without reading the previous blog post or Unity 2 you're gonna be confused. Just scroll through for the pony pics, or maybe skim it in the hopes of finding a useful horse fact.


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"he’s an admiral. he outranks Lorem Faucet." —Posh
I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.
The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk.
Ponies are for hugging, not yelling.
Axe body spray: confusing ponies since 1983.
"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."
Saint Admiral Biscuit, Patron Saint of Kirin
Life sucks, cuddle a pony, that’s therapy
Admiral Biscuit and the Horse Marines

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

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What if you were a horse?

Finally got a chance to give it a read . . .

I think since Midnight is working at the junkyard, it'd qualify for the contest. At this point I'm not sure it's one that I'd blog about (the rating leaves me wondering where it's gonna go).

I'll give it a read and let you know what I think :heart:

I've been reading Midnight and it occurs to me that even though I don't think it quite fits the Not-A-Contest, it still might interest you. It does take place on Earth, and there is a heavy automotive focus.

Random question, are you familiar with Jason Webley? He's one of my favorite musicians. He doesn't sing about ponies, but he sings about trains, and boats, and drinking, and vegetables, from a uniquely skewed perspective. And listening to this one, Train Tracks, I thought of you and that it might go well with some of your ponies seeing the earth.

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Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

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