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Admiral Biscuit


The King of Slice of Life

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Aug
17th
2018

Story Notes: Fence Post · 1:50am 18 hours ago

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I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.
The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk.
Ponies are for hugging, not yelling.

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

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I mean, earth ponies suck, too, just not as much as bats. :B

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batponies don’t shit in the woods, bears do.

And earth ponies.

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They pooped on them and left them in the woods for poor, destitute, out-of-her-mind Trixie to find and eat. :(

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Bats don’t eat pine cones.

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Aug
4th
2013

Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

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