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Admiral Biscuit

Axe Body Spray: Confounding ponies since 1983.

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Signal Boost: 16 · 2:44am Yesterday

Probably most of y’all who read these things know about Business Trip and Mr. Jones Goes to Equestria, and if you were waiting for another installment about the ponies of the Mareiott, good news!

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I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.
The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk.
Ponies are for hugging, not yelling.

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

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Wow, really? Gee, I didnt know, that's cool, thank you! I'm still flattered you gave it a read!

brokenimage321 brought it up in a comment on FoME’s blog, and it looked interesting, so I thought I’d give it a go.

It is an honor to have one of my fics be added to your favorites list.

I appreciate the link, but I legit don’t think that’s something I’d be interested in.

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Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

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