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Admiral Biscuit

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

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"he’s an admiral. he outranks Lorem Faucet." —Posh
I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.
The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk.
Ponies are for hugging, not yelling.
Axe body spray: confusing ponies since 1983.
"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."
Saint Admiral Biscuit, Patron Saint of Kirin
Life sucks, cuddle a pony, that’s therapy

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

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Thanks for adding my story to your favorites.

Now that I think about it, that's the substance of Estee's story "Everypony Writes About The Weather...."

Which brings to mind an old (print) cartoon I saw (The Far Side?)
A devil is saying "This is Hell. We don't have a complaint department. ".

& an old Sylvia cartoon about Yuppie Hell.
"The first thing that happens is they give you a really bad haircut and it NEVER grows out."


In Equestria, you don't even have to pray--you can just ask the local weather coordinator to bring some rain.

IIRC, The Notebook of Lazarus Long says something to the effect "If you pray hard enough, you can make it rain. How hard? Hard enough to make it rain, of course.".

It occurs to me
In Equestria, that works


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Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

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