EThe Trouble with Unicorns III
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Acorn's apartment on Earth has lots of great features: a dishwasher, forced-air heating and cooling, a coffee maker, a food processor . . . it's also got a telephone. She's not so keen on the telephone.
Human
OC
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 1.7k words · 173 6 · 1k views
TThe Trouble with Unicorns II
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Unicorns might know a thing or two about buying real estate, but they don't know anything about soil contamination. Somebody's about to learn a valuable lesson.
Human
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 2.7k words · 242 6 · 1.6k views
EFence Post
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
A fence post contemplates her existence.
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 1000 words · 91 2 · 598 views
TTurnpike
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
It's a long road from Baltimore back to Michigan, but it gets a lot shorter when I pick up a pony hitchhiker at the Mahoning Valley Service Plaza.
Human
Alt. Universe
Other
Self Insert
Admiral Biscuit · 3.5k words · 220 5 · 1.5k views
TMongolian Horse Friction
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
You have two questions: what, exactly, is Tree Hugger on, and where do you get some?
Narcotics
Second Person
Human
Other
Cloudchaser
Treehugger
Admiral Biscuit · 2.1k words · 189 3 · 1.5k views
E“I Don’t Like Cats.”
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
She didn't like cats, but that didn't stop a stray from showing up at her front porch.
OC
Admiral Biscuit · 1.5k words · 297 1 · 1.5k views

Collab Cage Challenges I've contributed to

Collab Cage Mini-Monthly May (B) -- Trouble in Bloom After April showers comes the wondrous May flowers--this is a collection of stories centered around some form of plantlife. by The Collab Cage 8,674 words · 19 · 0
The Album A collection of 'snapshots', short stories that represent Moments in the lives of various ponies by Peregrine Caged 104,710 words · 555 · 10
Collab Cage Mini-monthly June - Memories and Moments: Endless Summer Summer. For many this means a time of relaxation and vacations, pool parties and picnics. Tales of summer abound. by The Collab Cage 6,364 words · 13 · 0

My submissions are "A Gift from Celestia" (NSFW), "Lily Finds a Weed," "Aviatrix," and "Summer Sun."

Oct

10th

2018

Story Notes: The Trouble with Unicorns III · 10:27pm 6 days ago

Telephones.

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Favorite HiE

Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist. by AdmiralTigerclaw 66,182 words · 5,466 · 87
Quantum Castaways Twilight wakes up to a deadly game of survival on an enigmatic island, and she's not alone... by DustTraveller 138,069 words · 2,947 · 49
Over the Edge and Through the Wood a human gets cut off from his group while traversing a mountain. finds himself in a strange land by JarOfHearts 90,314 words · 3,743 · 69
Just Passing Through Humans, sailplanes and cloud cities just don't mix very well. by Caliaponia 55,898 words · 1,234 · 32
Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 243,094 words · 4,635 · 79

Bio

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I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.
The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk.
Ponies are for hugging, not yelling.

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

My Top Stories

Celestia Sleeps In A dispute between Celestia and Luna leads to Celestia accidentally making contact with humans. by Admiral Biscuit 148,641 words · 1,521 · 77
Hearth's Warming Eve At the end of a long day, everypony's favorite mailmare finishes her rounds and goes home by Admiral Biscuit 1,055 words · 121 · 4
Relaxing on a Cloud After a long day, Derpy relaxes on a cloud on her way home to Ponyville by Admiral Biscuit 1,002 words · 121 · 2
High Flight Cherry Berry's first flight attempt by Admiral Biscuit 1,014 words · 79 · 1
Here I am She's got it all: her face on billboards, sold-out concerts . . . is it worth the price she paid? by Admiral Biscuit 1,644 words · 84 · 2

Comedies

Celestia Sleeps In with a Vengeance Celestia is so tired, she sleeps through her alarm. by Admiral Biscuit 9,944 words · 632 · 9
Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun Ponies shouldn't play with Aperture Science Equipment by Admiral Biscuit 3,110 words · 107 · 11
Twilight Eats a Peach Twilight Sparkle eats a peach. by Admiral Biscuit 1,031 words · 579 · 51
Harvest Festival Twilight has mastered the Running of the Leaves and Winter Wrap-Up. Can she grow an award-winning crop for the Harvest Festival? by Admiral Biscuit 2,092 words · 107 · 6
Did somepony order a large ham My day at work is disrupted when a pony bursts through the door with a large ham by Admiral Biscuit 1,069 words · 86 · 4

Under-Appreciated Stories

Re-Looting Silverspeed is glad that her days of thievery are over. But with a disapproving family, boring job, and remnants of her past haunting her every step, she might just reconsider an early retirement. by Grazy Polomare 28,348 words · 34 · 0
The Last Link When a pilot finds himself trapped with no good choices left, what will he do? Good intentions conflict with harsh realith, and he has to balance saving lives against losing his own before he can help. by Featherprop 61,388 words · 72 · 4
Watching Paint Dry After the Crusaders paint their club-house, Sweetie watches it dry. by Eustatian Wings 4,313 words · 62 · 3
Protocol D After LT. Campbell crash-lands on an unknown world, she must search for her fellow crewmembers and decipher an unfamiliar directive. Can she find common ground with the local population and acquire their assistance to succeed in her mission? by Topaz Moon 104,821 words · 360 · 32
Clastic Glow A one-winged pegasus blacksmith sets up shop in ponyville and takes Scootaloo under his wing by Rocinante 25,532 words · 175 · 4