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Admiral Biscuit


The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk

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Aug
18th
2017

Barcast, final opportunity! · 12:35am 9 hours ago

If you've been waiting for the right question to strike you, or if you just forgot in the chaos of Bronycon and the flood of Bronycon-themed blog posts over the week . . . you're running out of time. As far as I know, they have a standard interview section that they start with, and then they get into the questions that people submitted. There may be a call-in option, I don't know. I'm not exactly sure how the internets work. Assuming there isn't, submit your questions here:

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I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.


*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

My Top Stories

  • Celestia Sleeps In A dispute between Celestia and Luna leads to Celestia accidentally making contact with humans. by Admiral Biscuit 149,259 words · 18,448 views · 1,396 likes · 73 dislikes
  • Hearth's Warming Eve At the end of a long day, everypony's favorite mailmare finishes her rounds and goes home by Admiral Biscuit 1,055 words · 1,569 views · 113 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Relaxing on a Cloud After a long day, Derpy relaxes on a cloud on her way home to Ponyville by Admiral Biscuit 1,002 words · 1,382 views · 113 likes · 1 dislikes
  • High Flight Cherry Berry's first flight attempt by Admiral Biscuit 1,014 words · 741 views · 69 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Here I am She's got it all: her face on billboards, sold-out concerts . . . is it worth the price she paid? by Admiral Biscuit 1,644 words · 921 views · 75 likes · 1 dislikes

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  • Re-Looting Silverspeed is glad that her days of thievery are over. But with a disapproving family, boring job, and remnants of her past haunting her every step, she might just reconsider an early retirement. by Grazy Polomare 28,459 words · 846 views · 31 likes · 0 dislikes
  • The Last Link When a pilot finds himself trapped with no good choices left, what will he do? Good intentions conflict with harsh realith, and he has to balance saving lives against losing his own before he can help. by Featherprop 61,388 words · 604 views · 64 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Watching Paint Dry After the Crusaders paint their club-house, Sweetie watches it dry. by Eustatian Wings 4,313 words · 1,677 views · 60 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Protocol D After LT. Campbell crash-lands on an unknown world, she must search for her fellow crewmembers and decipher an unfamiliar directive. Can she find common ground with the local population and acquire their assistance to succeed in her mission? by Topaz Moon 104,821 words · 5,417 views · 339 likes · 28 dislikes
  • Clastic Glow A one-winged pegasus blacksmith sets up shop in ponyville and takes Scootaloo under his wing by Rocinante 25,532 words · 2,245 views · 164 likes · 4 dislikes
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Whoa, I never expect to see favorites on Results May Vary these days. Thanks man! Glad you enjoyed it!

What got my interest is that I have written several stories with Derpy and Berry as young single mothers, so I was interested to see where you took it.

I actually found you because of the batpony mailmare fic . . . read it at Bronycon and loved it, and started looking through your other stories to see what I might find interesting.

Coincidentally, Georg was also at Bronycon, and we talked a little bit about You've Got Spam.

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Just out of curiosity, are you going to continue the Rosluck series?

Yes, although I don't know when. Those stories just sort of come to me all at once.

On the plus side, our shop is getting painted right now, and that made me think of Sam.

Whoa, I never expect to see favorites on Results May Vary these days. Thanks man! Glad you enjoyed it!

Just out of curiosity, are you going to continue the Rosluck series?

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Just this week, I had a car that the symptom was 'wheel locks up when in reverse.' The order also said 'test drive for alignment.' I tried to duplicate the wheel locking up first, and I'm glad I did: I thought it was probably rear brakes, a not uncommon GM problem if something's broken back there. Instead, the mounting bracket for the rack and pinion was broken, so when you got a little speed in reverse, the right front wheel turned all the way to its stop while the left wheel stayed straight. Amazingly, you could drive it forward and it acted fairly normal, at least at low speeds.

The guy drove that car in.

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Aug
4th
2013

Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

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