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EoP-Spoiler-Cast on Sunday June 24th 2018 at 9pm EST - Come Learn the END of the End of Ponies · 5:55am Yesterday

Art by LazyBonesPony

There's been something I've been meaning to do for a while now.

Well...

There's been something else I've been meaning to do for a while now.

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Fwoof! Flash Sentry doesn't know when Pinkie Pie became his best friend, but nothing is ever certain whenever she's around. The only thing he can expect is that her company is always a bright spot in a dull world, and that might be enough for him. by PropMaster 5,116 words · 214 · 8
PrincessPrincessPrincess Twilight Sparkle inadvertently causes an inter-dimensional royal incident. Rarity and Applejack spend the day together. Rainbow Dash makes a new friend. Sweetie Belle drinks tea. The world ends. by zaponator 7,164 words · 66 · 3
Austryeoh Rainbow Dash flies yeast. by fourths 1,411 words · 113 · 5
Author On-Board Pinkie Pie tries to work out the perfect gift idea for Flash Sentry, and I help. by Pwnego 1,415 words · 46 · 2

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Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 6,144 · 221
The Things Tavi Says Let me tell you a few things about my roommate, Octavia. After all, she saved my life. by shortskirtsandexplosions 222,602 words · 1,079 · 48
The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 3,330 · 52
Gift Rarity is a pony of great popularity and esteem. What does a mysterious pony outsider want with her? by shortskirtsandexplosions 17,633 words · 913 · 33

Time is a Crime

Flounce! In which Pinkie Pie finds out what turns Flash Sentry on. by shortskirtsandexplosions 4,171 words · 338 · 20
Coco Beware Do you remember that one time when you and your fashion understudy got drunk and made love? Rarity doesn't. by shortskirtsandexplosions 1,872 words · 546 · 23
Talking Ponies Syndrome It's a beautiful day in Ponyville. Then again, every day is a beautiful day for Derpy Hooves. by shortskirtsandexplosions 5,798 words · 578 · 11
App. Jack The citizens of Ponyville become addicted to a holographic talking Applejack that they've downloaded to their crystalline "smart-watches." by shortskirtsandexplosions 5,379 words · 1,088 · 11
How to Disappear Completely Flash Sentry's world sucks. Maybe it's high time he left it. by shortskirtsandexplosions 184,096 words · 789 · 73

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TWell, At Least Time Flies
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TBinding
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There'll come a day when you won't relish the pages before you.
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You're anonymous... and you've come here to meet somepony. She doesn't know you, but just how much do you know her? Or yourself? Discovery, you suppose, is the greatest challenge.
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TApplejack the Freckle Pone and Her Fessin' Hat
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For the mare who's forever and always honest, it's damn near impossible keeping your most passionate and heartfelt confessions a secret. Thankfully, there's a hat for that.
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Howdy, y'all. I'm Professor Applejack. And this is the History of the Apple.
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