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waste (noun): c. 1200, "desolate regions," from Anglo-French and Old North French wast "waste, damage, destruction; wasteland, moor" (Old French gast), from Latin vastum, neuter of vastus "empty, desolate," ...

So, yes, space is a waste.

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Well, SS&E, I bought the physical edition of Background Pony a year or so ago, and finally found myself sitting down and cracking it open. After finishing the final page, and closing the second book, all I have to say is thank you. I hope the scope of your writings reaches much further than just 2020, for I know I'll be sharing this story with as many souls as I can. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

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2017. If you told me Skirts would have his profile picture become based on a guy that looks like me—I would have knocked you out.

If time-travel ever comes into existence.

I'm getting knocked out by me.

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