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  • PrincessPrincessPrincess Twilight Sparkle inadvertently causes an inter-dimensional royal incident. Rarity and Applejack spend the day together. Rainbow Dash makes a new friend. Sweetie Belle drinks tea. The world ends. by zaponator 7,164 words · 692 views · 59 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Belle of the 7.62x51mm Ball As Belle settles into the Beast’s castle, she and Lumière find an ancient book that transports them into Equestria. Unfortunately, the time/space vortex pulls a lot of things into the land of candy-colored horses – some of which are not so sweet by Hap 9,878 words · 849 views · 98 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Operation Westhorse Rainbow Dash finds herself somewhere new. For the novelty of it, she flies West. by PropMaster 29,704 words · 580 views · 64 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Consider the Coconut After a mishap with yet another teleportation spell, Trixie and Starlight Glimmer find themselves on an island in the middle of the ocean with no magical energy left. Starlight is sure this is Trixie's fault. Trixie is sure Star needs to chill out. by PropMaster 4,725 words · 1,729 views · 184 likes · 6 dislikes

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  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 84,237 views · 6,055 likes · 218 dislikes
  • Shellstrings After freakish happenstance turns Lyra Heartstrings and Queen Chrysalis into a symbiotic being, they find themselves putting their superpowers to heroic use in an ever-changing Equestria. by shortskirtsandexplosions 189,680 words · 2,784 views · 332 likes · 41 dislikes
  • The Things Tavi Says Let me tell you a few things about my roommate, Octavia. After all, she saved my life. by shortskirtsandexplosions 222,602 words · 8,779 views · 1,050 likes · 48 dislikes
  • The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 24,886 views · 3,153 likes · 49 dislikes

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So, I may have purchased a little something for myself...
Seriously though, thanks for writing Background Pony. Now it can sit on my shelf for YEARS! muhahahaha After I finish reading it again of course. Who knows, maybe other people will get to read this copy of the story someday. Either way, I can't thank you enough. This is one of the only bits of pony merch (if you can call it that) that I've got and it'll hopefully last a lifetime.

Tea or coffee?

Shouldn't your bio be "spaceisawaste" instead?

so wasteful :ajbemused:

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