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Princess Robot Podcast Episode 3: Have You Heard the Legend of Darth Furby the Vagina Bucket? · 1:31am Yesterday

On this Podcast we have our first ever guest star, Propmaster... furby extraordinaire and lightsaber wielder of the Propaissance?

As of 10:00pm EST, refresh and we should be live.

-SS&E

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Belle of the 7.62x51mm Ball As Belle settles into the Beast’s castle, she and Lumière find an ancient book that transports them into Equestria. Unfortunately, the time/space vortex pulls a lot of things into the land of candy-colored horses – some of which are not so sweet by Hap 9,878 words · 843 views · 98 likes · 15 dislikes
Operation Westhorse Rainbow Dash finds herself somewhere new. For the novelty of it, she flies West. by PropMaster 29,704 words · 561 views · 64 likes · 5 dislikes
Consider the Coconut After a mishap with yet another teleportation spell, Trixie and Starlight Glimmer find themselves on an island in the middle of the ocean with no magical energy left. Starlight is sure this is Trixie's fault. Trixie is sure Star needs to chill out. by PropMaster 4,725 words · 1,676 views · 180 likes · 6 dislikes

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The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 24,699 views · 3,140 likes · 48 dislikes

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You Can Lead Your Bacon Horse to Water... More than anything else, Twilight Sparkle just wants to hold hands with Sunset Shimmer again. by shortskirtsandexplosions 7,390 words · 6,205 views · 698 likes · 31 dislikes
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The Ever Ash Project After several bloody years of war, we are about to defeat King Sombra. I almost wish we would have lost. by shortskirtsandexplosions 4,527 words · 5,654 views · 660 likes · 22 dislikes

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Trick Question #3,120 · Sunday · · ·

Shouldn't your bio be "spaceisawaste" instead?

so wasteful

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twidash1993 #3,119 · Saturday · · ·

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twidash1993 #3,118 · Saturday · · ·

I heard you are a big fan of Disney World! It's my favorite place in the world I've been 5 times and I'm going again in March :) What is your favorite ride and resort? Mine is Carousel of Progress (Mainly because it's the very first ride I went on lol) and Pop Century!

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