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Jun

17th

2017

SA Podcast LXXXII · 10:49pm Saturday

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Way Better Stuff Than Mine

PrincessPrincessPrincess Twilight Sparkle inadvertently causes an inter-dimensional royal incident. Rarity and Applejack spend the day together. Rainbow Dash makes a new friend. Sweetie Belle drinks tea. The world ends. by zaponator 7,164 words · 597 views · 58 likes · 2 dislikes
Belle of the 7.62x51mm Ball As Belle settles into the Beast’s castle, she and Lumière find an ancient book that transports them into Equestria. Unfortunately, the time/space vortex pulls a lot of things into the land of candy-colored horses – some of which are not so sweet by Hap 9,878 words · 787 views · 96 likes · 15 dislikes
Operation Westhorse Rainbow Dash finds herself somewhere new. For the novelty of it, she flies West. by PropMaster 29,704 words · 432 views · 58 likes · 4 dislikes
Consider the Coconut After a mishap with yet another teleportation spell, Trixie and Starlight Glimmer find themselves on an island in the middle of the ocean with no magical energy left. Starlight is sure this is Trixie's fault. Trixie is sure Star needs to chill out. by PropMaster 4,725 words · 1,205 views · 156 likes · 5 dislikes

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T The Legend of Buttdial: Sci-Twi's Awakening
Rom
EqG
SoL
Twilight Sparkle gets a surprise phone call from Sunset Shimmer out of nowhere. It's nothing to worry about... right?
Sunset Shimmer
Rarity (EqG)
Spike (EqG)
Twilight Sparkle (EqG)
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T ∩∩Θπ ~ Ö ~ ÇHΓΩ/\/\É
Rom
Twilight Sparkle helps Rarity around the Boutique after the fashionista is temporarily blinded by magic.
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Starlight Glimmer
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T Hiatus
Alt. U
Rand
Sad
A lone stallion arrives from a faraway land, looking for a place called "Ponyville."
Scootaloo
Other
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T April Fourths!
Rom
Com
Rand
It's not even a real holiday. Rainbow Dash only wishes a certain somepony knew this.
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Tank
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T Snug
Rom
EqG
Human
SoL
Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle snuggle a cold night away.
Twilight Sparkle
Sunset Shimmer
Sex
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E Funny...
SoL
Twilight Sparkle finds something while searching her old bedroom closet.
Twilight Sparkle
Spike
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T Intulpable
Com
EqG
Human
SoL
Trixie summons Trixie to do something for Trixie, because Trixie.
Trixie
shortskirtsandexplosions · 4.1k words · 396 20 · 3k views
T How to Disappear Completely
Drama
EqG
Human
Rand
Sad
SoL
Flash Sentry's world sucks. Maybe it's high time he left it.
Other
Flash Sentry
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T The Block Party
Rand
Weeks after Rarity undergoes a complete meltdown, Princess Luna suggests she join a club called the "Block Party." It's not a very fun party.
Rarity
DJ P0N-3
Original Character
Other
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Space Is a Waste

Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 81,975 views · 5,953 likes · 216 dislikes
Shellstrings After freakish happenstance turns Lyra Heartstrings and Queen Chrysalis into a symbiotic being, they find themselves putting their superpowers to heroic use in an ever-changing Equestria. by shortskirtsandexplosions 189,680 words · 2,646 views · 328 likes · 41 dislikes
The Things Tavi Says Let me tell you a few things about my roommate, Octavia. After all, she saved my life. by shortskirtsandexplosions 222,602 words · 8,406 views · 1,042 likes · 48 dislikes
The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 23,895 views · 3,089 likes · 47 dislikes

Time is a Crime

There Is Love Beyond What Lingers Two ponies meet on Hearth's Warming Eve and learn that, when it comes to friendship, there is no such thing as accidents. by shortskirtsandexplosions 12,943 words · 1,763 views · 171 likes · 4 dislikes
You Can Lead Your Bacon Horse to Water... More than anything else, Twilight Sparkle just wants to hold hands with Sunset Shimmer again. by shortskirtsandexplosions 7,390 words · 5,834 views · 684 likes · 31 dislikes
Pinkie Pie Goes on a Rollicking Adventure Through Time and Plushies, Almost As If She Was Launched From a Love Trampoline, and Then Doughnuts Happen Pinkie Pie goes to the Crystal Empire to help Princess Cadance plan her baby shower. Then there's something about Twilight Sparkle, time travel, and plushies. Also doughnuts happen. by shortskirtsandexplosions 11,278 words · 1,331 views · 156 likes · 15 dislikes
App. Jack The citizens of Ponyville become addicted to a holographic talking Applejack that they've downloaded to their crystalline "smart-watches." by shortskirtsandexplosions 5,379 words · 7,605 views · 1,043 likes · 11 dislikes
The Ever Ash Project After several bloody years of war, we are about to defeat King Sombra. I almost wish we would have lost. by shortskirtsandexplosions 4,527 words · 4,869 views · 635 likes · 22 dislikes