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Imploding Colon
Home of the Twelve Part "Austraeoh" Series

Just Essay
Home of "Appledashery"

Blue Harvest
Ship Fics Galore

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Austraeoh Series by Imploding Colon

Appledashery by Just Essay

Cover Art by Darkflame

Jan

24th

2022

Ten Year Mayan Lag · 12:21pm Yesterday

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Way Better Stuff Than Mine

Super Machiavelli Girl Lyrical Golden Pinafore Daedalus Alpha Tres Cross Delta Xrd Championship Edition Accent Core Plus R Ex Gold 2.8 Redux Go!!! Duchess Celestipaws is seeking out the first important member in her team of Magical Princess Sailor Girls! She thinks she's found the most girly, perfect human for the job: Flash Sentry. by anonpencil 2,112 words · 80 · 13

Lemurs Supreme

Art by NekoJackun

Art by Twilite-Sparkleplz

Art by SapphireGamgee

Thank You, Marsupials, For Helping Make the Lemur Drivel Possible

Art by excelso36

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An Intricate Disguise
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Space is a Waste

Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 6,570 · 235
The Things Tavi Says Let me tell you a few things about my roommate, Octavia. After all, she saved my life. by shortskirtsandexplosions 222,602 words · 1,134 · 46
The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 3,586 · 57
Gift Rarity is a pony of great popularity and esteem. What does a mysterious pony outsider want with her? by shortskirtsandexplosions 17,633 words · 938 · 34

Time is a Crime

Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 313 · 13
Ponies Being Slowly Eviscerated to Death in a Big Rusty Meat Grinder Rainbow Dash writes her first novella. It's a very serious book about serious topics. She asks her friends to proofread. This should go well. by shortskirtsandexplosions 3,604 words · 491 · 26
Fear and Trembling Princess Celestia entreats her apprentice; Twilight Sparkle must make a sacrifice. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,838 words · 846 · 39
Flounce! In which Pinkie Pie finds out what turns Flash Sentry on. by shortskirtsandexplosions 4,171 words · 391 · 23
I Met a Pony In Hell (And We Kicked Ass Together) So like, this pony and I met in Hell, and we totally kicked ass together. Also there's a hot chick by shortskirtsandexplosions 40,202 words · 396 · 16

Pink Space

Plug'n'Play It's a normal school day for Flash Sentry, except that it isn't. by shortskirtsandexplosions 3,306 words · 59 · 25

T~It's the Little Things~
Equestria Girls
Romance
Slice of Life
You've always been small, delicate, and lonesome. Which just makes you the perfect size for carrying. Perfect for a tall college campus goddess like Fluttershy. But what if. Just what *if*, though...?
Second Person
Fluttershy
Self Insert
shortskirtsandexplosions · 4.2k words · 33 11 · 588 views
TThe Cat Is Dead.
MLP: FiM
Sad
Rarity enjoys a burgeoning fashion career.
Rarity
shortskirtsandexplosions · 3.9k words · 57 5 · 436 views
EDefeated
MLP: FiM
Random
Slice of Life
Daring Do admits defeat.
Daring Do
shortskirtsandexplosions · 1.5k words · 36 2 · 491 views
EThere Are Many Gravities
MLP: FiM
Random
Rainbow Dash doesn't enjoy the things she used to anymore.
Rainbow Dash
shortskirtsandexplosions · 1.3k words · 40 7 · 561 views
TThe Bubblegum Incident: Revelations - The Reckoning (Redemption)
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Sometimes the most "devastating" events in history are the ones that end up being miraculously prevented at the last second. Nopony knows this more than Rarity.
Rarity
Celestia
Luna
Other
Royal Guard
shortskirtsandexplosions · 4.3k words · 30 3 · 379 views
THunting Muses at Midnight
Equestria Girls
Slice of Life
It's half past midnight and Twilight Sparkle is in the mood to write. There's only one problem: she has absolutely zero ideas.
Sunset Shimmer
Sci-Twi
shortskirtsandexplosions · 1.7k words · 50 5 · 446 views
TI SCREAM | YOU SCREAM | WE ALL SCREAM
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Pinkie Pie finds a new ice cream stand selling frozen treats along the outskirts of Ponyville. This is the best day ever.
Pinkie
Other
shortskirtsandexplosions · 2.2k words · 91 4 · 954 views
TThat's Not Night
MLP: FiM
Dark
Random
After sleeping in on her day off, Berry Punch goes to the store.
Berry Punch
shortskirtsandexplosions · 2.6k words · 80 1 · 764 views
T¡Prest-o Change-o Command-o!
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Random
Finally, the Great and Powerful Trixie performs her first *real* magic spell ever... with the use of authentic Equestrian Magic! There's no way this could *possibly* go wrong!
Trixie
Sunset Shimmer
shortskirtsandexplosions · 2.8k words · 81 4 · 912 views