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Super Machiavelli Girl Lyrical Golden Pinafore Daedalus Alpha Tres Cross Delta Xrd Championship Edition Accent Core Plus R Ex Gold 2.8 Redux Go!!! Duchess Celestipaws is seeking out the first important member in her team of Magical Princess Sailor Girls! She thinks she's found the most girly, perfect human for the job: Flash Sentry. by anonpencil 2,112 words · 78 · 13

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Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 6,766 · 241
The Things Tavi Says Let me tell you a few things about my roommate, Octavia. After all, she saved my life. by shortskirtsandexplosions 222,602 words · 1,146 · 46
The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 3,659 · 58
Gift Rarity is a pony of great popularity and esteem. What does a mysterious pony outsider want with her? by shortskirtsandexplosions 17,633 words · 948 · 34

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Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 321 · 13
Ponies Being Slowly Eviscerated to Death in a Big Rusty Meat Grinder Rainbow Dash writes her first novella. It's a very serious book about serious topics. She asks her friends to proofread. This should go well. by shortskirtsandexplosions 3,604 words · 522 · 26
Fear and Trembling Princess Celestia entreats her apprentice; Twilight Sparkle must make a sacrifice. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,838 words · 855 · 39
Flounce! In which Pinkie Pie finds out what turns Flash Sentry on. by shortskirtsandexplosions 4,171 words · 397 · 23
I Met a Pony In Hell (And We Kicked Ass Together) So like, this pony and I met in Hell, and we totally kicked ass together. Also there's a hot chick by shortskirtsandexplosions 40,202 words · 396 · 16

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Plug'n'Play It's a normal school day for Flash Sentry, except that it isn't. by shortskirtsandexplosions 3,306 words · 62 · 25

TThe Realization of the Unbelievability of this Scenario Washes Over You Like a Golden Shower
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Spike presses the button. He shouldn't have pressed the button.
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"Trixie can't fall sleep. The panties might get her!"
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EYou Too Deserve Apples
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Of all the dreams that have ever been, I will miss hers the most.
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ELyra Logs On
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Sad
Welcome to Ponyville, Population One.
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TReinstalling Your Marefriend
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DJ-P0N3.Exe is no longer responding. Thankfully, Octavia Melody has an extended warranty.
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Scootaloo starts her next epic journey on a new hoof. ~~~Please be sure to like, subscribe, and smash that comment section~~~
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T~It's the Little Things~
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You've always been small, delicate, and lonesome. Which just makes you the perfect size for carrying. Perfect for a tall college campus goddess like Fluttershy. But what if. Just what *if*, though...?
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TThe Cat Is Dead.
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Rarity enjoys a burgeoning fashion career.
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EDefeated
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JakeAndDollars

JakeAndDollars #3,328 · September 22nd · 2 · ·

Just dropped in to let you know I'm so happy you're still around! Have a good one mate ~Dollars

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B_25 #3,327 · July 29th · · ·

Comrade Bagel Muffin

Comrade Bagel Muffin #3,326 · May 3rd · · ·

235 stories how do you pull that off?

Aether Nexus

Aether Nexus #3,325 · April 18th · · ·

Are any of the word trackers still in use?

Racapinang

Racapinang #3,324 · April 15th · · ·

Love u bro (no homo tho).

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GT3RS #3,323 · March 6th · 6 · ·

Just thought I'd let you know, you're being followed by 6,969 people.

Nice.

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BlueMoonHarlot #3,322 · Nov 4th, 2022 · 1 · ·

ss&exy. hee hee. hehh

yellowbastion

yellowbastion #3,321 · Oct 27th, 2022 · 1 · ·

I saw this come up in my feed and thought of you.
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Firestorm

Firestorm #3,320 · Oct 14th, 2022 · 2 · ·

I'd like you to know I have had The End of Ponies in my watch list since it was released, but every time I looked it grew longer and longer and more daunting. But just so you know, it may take another 20 years, but ill read it.

Sugar Spoon

Sugar Spoon #3,319 · Aug 18th, 2022 · 1 · ·

3184562
He's also Just Essay who wrote Appledashery.

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