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Austraeoh Series by Imploding Colon

Appledashery by Just Essay

Cover Art by Darkflame

Oct

16th

2018

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Duchess Celestipaws is seeking out the first important member in her team of Magical Princess Sailor Girls! She thinks she's found the most girly, perfect human for the job: Flash Sentry.

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Way Better Stuff Than Mine

Fwoof! Flash Sentry doesn't know when Pinkie Pie became his best friend, but nothing is ever certain whenever she's around. The only thing he can expect is that her company is always a bright spot in a dull world, and that might be enough for him. by PropMaster 5,116 words · 231 · 8
PrincessPrincessPrincess Twilight Sparkle inadvertently causes an inter-dimensional royal incident. Rarity and Applejack spend the day together. Rainbow Dash makes a new friend. Sweetie Belle drinks tea. The world ends. by zaponator 7,164 words · 67 · 3
Author On-Board Pinkie Pie tries to work out the perfect gift idea for Flash Sentry, and I help. by Pwnego 1,415 words · 51 · 2

Lemurs Supreme

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Thank You, Marsupials, For Helping Make the Lemur Drivel Possible

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Space Is A Waste

Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 6,197 · 222
The Things Tavi Says Let me tell you a few things about my roommate, Octavia. After all, she saved my life. by shortskirtsandexplosions 222,602 words · 1,083 · 48
The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 3,350 · 52
Gift Rarity is a pony of great popularity and esteem. What does a mysterious pony outsider want with her? by shortskirtsandexplosions 17,633 words · 918 · 33

Time Is a Crime

Hello, Sedna An alarm sounds. There's a planet nearby. I wonder if anyone can hear me. by shortskirtsandexplosions 7,297 words · 1,224 · 26
Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 299 · 13
When I Was Thirty Rainbow Dash turns thirty, and it's just like any week, month, year, or decade of her life. by shortskirtsandexplosions 19,365 words · 645 · 29
Applejack Is Full of Squirrels Most of the time, Applejack is honest. A lot of the time, she's faithful and strong. Then, sometimes, she's full of squirrels piloting her in a war with the Chipmunk Confederacy over a sacred acorn. by shortskirtsandexplosions 7,486 words · 645 · 35

TA Capper Is Fine Too
MLP: Movie
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Slice of Life
Capper is invited to Ponyville to celebrate Hearth's Warming. It's a delightful holiday party for sure, but the suave Abyssinian gentlefeline can't help but think of one thing: Where's that fabulous fashionista with the purple mane?
Rarity
Capper
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TBacon and Egghead
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Romance
Slice of Life
Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle go out on their first date.
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TWell, At Least Time Flies
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Scootaloo tests out her inter-dimensional time traveling snow sled.
Scootaloo
Other
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TBinding
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Dark
Horror
Sad
There'll come a day when you won't relish the pages before you.
Twilight
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TFlounce!
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Slice of Life
In which Pinkie Pie finds out what turns Flash Sentry on.
Sex
Flash Sentry
Pinkie Pie (EqG)
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EChallenge
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Slice of Life
You're anonymous... and you've come here to meet somepony. She doesn't know you, but just how much do you know her? Or yourself? Discovery, you suppose, is the greatest challenge.
Second Person
Rarity
Anon
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TI Can't Decide
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Romance
Slice of Life
Starlight Glimmer takes Trixie for a stroll through the human world.
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Starlight Glimmer
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TApplejack the Freckle Pone and Her Fessin' Hat
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Romance
Comedy
For the mare who's forever and always honest, it's damn near impossible keeping your most passionate and heartfelt confessions a secret. Thankfully, there's a hat for that.
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
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TPonies Don't Think the Apple Be Like It Is But It Do
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Howdy, y'all. I'm Professor Applejack. And this is the History of the Apple.
Applejack
Other
Main 6
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Any news about the Austraeho? Ofolrodi is still my favorite story over all other adventure stories on this site, so I'm kind of hurting at the moment that there are no news (or new chapters) regarding that story...