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Sucopetan

Sucopetan #3,335 · 7 hours ago · · ·

Hi,can I translate your fiction 《The Funeral of Derpy Hooves》into Chinese and publish it in fimtale.com?

Super Trampoline

Super Trampoline #3,334 · February 20th · 1 · ·

3362006
I hope you're doing well, stranger.

Ice Star

Ice Star #3,333 · February 17th · 2 · ·

I miss seeing you around, and your stories too.

Teardrops

Teardrops #3,332 · February 9th · · ·

It is 2024... The Sacrifices In Sanctuary · 28th Feb 2021...
Years... 3 Very long years...

PonyStemCell

PonyStemCell #3,331 · February 7th · 1 · ·

Hi, I have not been in any MLP related spaces for five or so years now, but still remembered the password and checked in on a whim. I read the Austraeoh series back then, which really helped with my English, as did this whole fandom in general. Lost interest in the show and the fandom long before I read the more recent chapters, but still kept reading because It was/is just such a good story.I am glad to see that you still exist, in some way, nd getting really intense nostalgia from this whole site still looking like it used to, still alive and populated. No idea what the fandom is like these days, but just wanted to say that you and your stories really had a big impact on me, in a good way. Take care!

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