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The Regidarians

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Carnival of Comedy

  • Onions Vinyl Scratch and her donkey companion must reach an onion hidden beneath Canterlot palace before it's too late. Unfortunately, princess Celestia and her swarm of guards aren't too keen on letting them in. by Good Christian Ethesto 10,567 words · 1,311 views · 94 likes · 29 dislikes
  • OH JESUS! The new My Little Dashie. by Chuckward 3,279 words · 2,391 views · 109 likes · 117 dislikes

Crappy Comedies

Places To Do And Shit To Be

The Antlers Saga

  • His Thorn on the Rose Caramel is in love with Roseluck, but she can't return the feelings. by Regidar 4,778 words · 1,907 views · 173 likes · 13 dislikes
  • He Gave Her A Rose He gave her a rose. She began to understand. by Regidar 1,192 words · 2,064 views · 272 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Hospice Caramel deals with several very unhealthy relationships. by Regidar 9,519 words · 1,064 views · 132 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Cold War Caramel spends Hearth's Warming's Eve, Hearth's Warming Day, and The Day After in a state of perpetual flux. by Regidar 5,407 words · 432 views · 28 likes · 5 dislikes

The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best

  • Austraeoh Rainbow Dash flies east. by Imploding Colon 212,744 words · 29,041 views · 2,085 likes · 71 dislikes
  • I Need You To Be Brave Grief happens differently for different creatures. For Spike the dragon, it is an unending ache as he remembers the pony he loved best. by MidnightDancer 3,066 words · 3,204 views · 327 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Happy Ending I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure. by plumander 4,552 words · 1,619 views · 140 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Nothing Shocks Me Anymore Things get a little weird when a crazy pony starts a diary. by SusieBeeca 6,397 words · 1,405 views · 72 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Discord's Ant Farm Awakening after the apocalypse, Discord searches for a purpose in a barren Equestria. by Fiddlebottoms 2,619 words · 2,057 views · 155 likes · 8 dislikes

The Boy Also Writes

Flesh and Bone

Clown Prince Of Crime
#587238 · 37m, 46s ago · · ·
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension— a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into Regidar's Profile.

[7/3/13 7:26:10 AM] Apple Bot™: He's like a cockroach
[7/3/13 7:26:15 AM] Apple Bot™: Useless, but fun to kill!




"I've been singing Fall Out boy like nobody's business and it's all your fault! So thank you." ~Ponky

Title based on followers (circa 2012)
Less than 100: Unknown
100-200: Known
200-300: Big League
300-400: Awesome Sauce
400-500: Shining Beacon of Literature
500-600: One of the Greats
600-700: King
700-800: Demigod
800-900: Hero of the Site
900-1000: Legend
1000-2000: Godly
2000+: Ellimist (Good), Crayak (Bad)
Current title: Godly

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Beat Your Meat Into A Hasty Retreat

Jun
5th
2017

Coulda Been Better Forever · 4:30pm June 5th

But whatever.

Going on indefinite hiatus; I know I said I'd try and give you guys a lot of content this summer but what can I say

I'm the worst

Been going through a period of several months where everything I write is worse than usual and I progressively feel worse and worse about it. Kinda not fun for me anymore on any level. Most art isn't. Talked to a lot of people and did a lot of self reflecting and I'm pretty certain that it would be best to quit before I do anything really fuckinng stupid.

I'm just tired and miserable all the time. Filled with regret. Very difficult to do a lot of basic tasks in my life.

Until (or if I get a handle) I need to fuck off
But I guess that wasn't much different from what I'm doing now
Byeeee

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The World Is Quiet (Here)

  • Sail To The Moon Luna reconciles her emotions with her place in the world. by Regidar 2,446 words · 757 views · 81 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Inadequacy Shining Armor's anxiety mounts as his wife's due date draws ever closer. by Regidar 6,038 words · 3,152 views · 291 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Cute Without The "E" Babs Seed shows Apple Bloom around a part of Manehatten. by Regidar 3,980 words · 2,991 views · 292 likes · 23 dislikes
  • The Ghost Vinyl's home is haunted. by Regidar 2,676 words · 2,025 views · 167 likes · 9 dislikes
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2442413 yeah it's regidar#4128

2442362 do you have, like, a discord that people can harass you on

2441868 rrrrrrrrrrrregidar

2435080
dude, like, same, lmao

2434828 my wife is leaving me for a man named rodrigo
he makes kissy faces and flexes his biceps at me when she leaves my house and she gets into his car to go to korea town to have raucous sex in the back of the rug store he works at
i am unsure how to feel

get a new profile pic that isnt cancer you drugged up twit

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