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Regidar


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The Regidarians

2,187 members follow Regidar

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Carnival of Comedy

  • Onions Vinyl Scratch and her donkey companion must reach an onion hidden beneath Canterlot palace before it's too late. Unfortunately, princess Celestia and her swarm of guards aren't too keen on letting them in. by Good Christian Ethesto 10,567 words · 1,329 views · 95 likes · 29 dislikes
  • OH JESUS! The new My Little Dashie. by Chuckward 3,279 words · 2,442 views · 109 likes · 118 dislikes

Crappy Comedies

Places To Do And Shit To Be

The Antlers Saga

  • His Thorn on the Rose Caramel is in love with Roseluck, but she can't return the feelings. by Regidar 4,778 words · 1,953 views · 174 likes · 13 dislikes
  • He Gave Her A Rose He gave her a rose. She began to understand. by Regidar 1,192 words · 2,115 views · 272 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Hospice Caramel deals with several very unhealthy relationships. by Regidar 9,519 words · 1,100 views · 131 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Cold War Caramel spends Hearth's Warming's Eve, Hearth's Warming Day, and The Day After in a state of perpetual flux. by Regidar 5,407 words · 448 views · 29 likes · 5 dislikes

The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best

  • Austraeoh Rainbow Dash flies east. by Imploding Colon 212,744 words · 31,926 views · 2,211 likes · 71 dislikes
  • I Need You To Be Brave Grief happens differently for different creatures. For Spike the dragon, it is an unending ache as he remembers the pony he loved best. by MidnightDancer 3,066 words · 3,286 views · 331 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Happy Ending I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure. by not plu 4,552 words · 1,659 views · 144 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Nothing Shocks Me Anymore Things get a little weird when a crazy pony starts a diary. by SusieBeeca 6,397 words · 1,499 views · 74 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Discord's Ant Farm Awakening after the apocalypse, Discord searches for a purpose in a barren Equestria. by Fiddlebottoms 2,619 words · 2,957 views · 276 likes · 12 dislikes

The Boy Also Writes

Flesh and Bone

Clown Prince Of Crime
#587238 · 37m, 46s ago · · ·
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension— a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into Regidar's Profile.

[7/3/13 7:26:10 AM] Apple Bot™: He's like a cockroach
[7/3/13 7:26:15 AM] Apple Bot™: Useless, but fun to kill!




"I've been singing Fall Out boy like nobody's business and it's all your fault! So thank you." ~Ponky

Title based on followers (circa 2012)
Less than 100: Unknown
100-200: Known
200-300: Big League
300-400: Awesome Sauce
400-500: Shining Beacon of Literature
500-600: One of the Greats
600-700: King
700-800: Demigod
800-900: Hero of the Site
900-1000: Legend
1000-2000: Godly
2000+: Ellimist (Good), Crayak (Bad)
Current title: Godly

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Beat Your Meat Into A Hasty Retreat

Oct
17th
2017

A Broken Mount Obelisk · 10:18pm Tuesday

Hey, you were all really great to me and I appreciate that a whole lot. Obviously that doesn't make up for the shitty things I've done and the awful dreck I've posted and all of your time that I've wasted, but I at least hope that a bit of acknowledgment of the gravity of what you guys have done for me wouldn't go amiss.

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The World Is Quiet (Here)

  • Sail To The Moon Luna reconciles her emotions with her place in the world. by Regidar 2,446 words · 834 views · 82 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Inadequacy Shining Armor's anxiety mounts as his wife's due date draws ever closer. by Regidar 6,038 words · 3,280 views · 293 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Cute Without The "E" Babs Seed shows Apple Bloom around a part of Manehatten. by Regidar 3,980 words · 3,059 views · 293 likes · 23 dislikes
  • The Ghost Vinyl's home is haunted. by Regidar 2,676 words · 2,065 views · 167 likes · 9 dislikes
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Hey, are you alright? I read some of your blog posts and I'm worried for you. Let me know if you need anything.
(And no, you probably don't know me. I'm just a really old follower who popped back onto the site briefly.)

Luz

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it's hard to keep expending resources.

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yeah
it's not hard to exist

Luz

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k fine
more like just existing then

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Do you call this living

Luz

bruh how are you still alive on this site

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You're welcome! I really enjoyed the story about maud's shitty cereal.

2442413 yeah it's regidar#4128

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