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You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension— a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into Regidar's Profile.

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Coulda Been Better Forever · 4:30pm June 5th

But whatever.

Going on indefinite hiatus; I know I said I'd try and give you guys a lot of content this summer but what can I say

I'm the worst

Been going through a period of several months where everything I write is worse than usual and I progressively feel worse and worse about it. Kinda not fun for me anymore on any level. Most art isn't. Talked to a lot of people and did a lot of self reflecting and I'm pretty certain that it would be best to quit before I do anything really fuckinng stupid.

I'm just tired and miserable all the time. Filled with regret. Very difficult to do a lot of basic tasks in my life.

Until (or if I get a handle) I need to fuck off
But I guess that wasn't much different from what I'm doing now

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2442413 yeah it's regidar#4128

2442362 do you have, like, a discord that people can harass you on

2441868 rrrrrrrrrrrregidar

dude, like, same, lmao

2434828 my wife is leaving me for a man named rodrigo
he makes kissy faces and flexes his biceps at me when she leaves my house and she gets into his car to go to korea town to have raucous sex in the back of the rug store he works at
i am unsure how to feel

get a new profile pic that isnt cancer you drugged up twit

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