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Onions
Vinyl Scratch and her donkey companion must reach an onion hidden beneath Canterlot palace before it's too late. Unfortunately, princess Celestia and her swarm of guards aren't too keen on letting them in.
10,567 words
· 1,329 views
· 95 likes
· 29 dislikes
OH JESUS!
The new My Little Dashie.
3,279 words
· 2,442 views
· 109 likes
· 118 dislikes
A Little Less "Sixteen Candles", A Little More "Touch Me"
Scootaloo turns sixteen, and is visited from her future self.
2,577 words
· 1,087 views
· 77 likes
· 17 dislikes
I Ragrit Nothing
Pinkie Pie gets Twilight's feedback on a new change she's undertaken.
1,164 words
· 1,363 views
· 117 likes
· 10 dislikes
His Thorn on the Rose
Caramel is in love with Roseluck, but she can't return the feelings.
4,778 words
· 1,953 views
· 174 likes
· 13 dislikes
He Gave Her A Rose
He gave her a rose. She began to understand.
1,192 words
· 2,115 views
· 272 likes
· 10 dislikes
Hospice
Caramel deals with several very unhealthy relationships.
9,519 words
· 1,100 views
· 131 likes
· 8 dislikes
Cold War
Caramel spends Hearth's Warming's Eve, Hearth's Warming Day, and The Day After in a state of perpetual flux.
5,407 words
· 448 views
· 29 likes
· 5 dislikes
Austraeoh
Rainbow Dash flies east.
212,744 words
· 31,926 views
· 2,211 likes
· 71 dislikes
I Need You To Be Brave
Grief happens differently for different creatures. For Spike the dragon, it is an unending ache as he remembers the pony he loved best.
3,066 words
· 3,286 views
· 331 likes
· 8 dislikes
Happy Ending
I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure.
4,552 words
· 1,659 views
· 144 likes
· 7 dislikes
Nothing Shocks Me Anymore
Things get a little weird when a crazy pony starts a diary.
6,397 words
· 1,499 views
· 74 likes
· 2 dislikes
Discord's Ant Farm
Awakening after the apocalypse, Discord searches for a purpose in a barren Equestria.
2,619 words
· 2,957 views
· 276 likes
· 12 dislikes
Clown Prince Of Crime
#587238 · 37m, 46s ago · · ·
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension— a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into Regidar's Profile.
[7/3/13 7:26:10 AM] Apple Bot™: He's like a cockroach
[7/3/13 7:26:15 AM] Apple Bot™: Useless, but fun to kill!
"I've been singing Fall Out boy like nobody's business and it's all your fault! So thank you." ~Ponky
Title based on followers (circa 2012)
Less than 100: Unknown
100-200: Known
200-300: Big League
300-400: Awesome Sauce
400-500: Shining Beacon of Literature
500-600: One of the Greats
600-700: King
700-800: Demigod
800-900: Hero of the Site
900-1000: Legend
1000-2000: Godly
2000+: Ellimist (Good), Crayak (Bad)
Current title: Godly
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Courtesy of Zaid Valroa
Hey, you were all really great to me and I appreciate that a whole lot. Obviously that doesn't make up for the shitty things I've done and the awful dreck I've posted and all of your time that I've wasted, but I at least hope that a bit of acknowledgment of the gravity of what you guys have done for me wouldn't go amiss.
Sail To The Moon
Luna reconciles her emotions with her place in the world.
2,446 words
· 834 views
· 82 likes
· 5 dislikes
The Inadequacy
Shining Armor's anxiety mounts as his wife's due date draws ever closer.
6,038 words
· 3,280 views
· 293 likes
· 14 dislikes
Cute Without The "E"
Babs Seed shows Apple Bloom around a part of Manehatten.
3,980 words
· 3,059 views
· 293 likes
· 23 dislikes
The Ghost
Vinyl's home is haunted.
2,676 words
· 2,065 views
· 167 likes
· 9 dislikes
Hey, are you alright? I read some of your blog posts and I'm worried for you. Let me know if you need anything.
(And no, you probably don't know me. I'm just a really old follower who popped back onto the site briefly.)
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it's hard to keep expending resources.
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yeah
it's not hard to exist
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k fine
more like just existing then
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Do you call this living
bruh how are you still alive on this site
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You're welcome! I really enjoyed the story about maud's shitty cereal.
2442413 yeah it's regidar#4128