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Clown Prince Of Crime #587238 · 37m, 46s ago · · · You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension— a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into Regidar's Profile.

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Infinite Evil
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Goals

Get out of bed [x]
Forget all the stupid shit I said [ ]
Live [ ]

EA Life Full of Love
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Lyra Heartstrings has decided to live.
Lyra
Bon-Bon
Regidar · 1.3k words · 55 5 · 313 views
TAntagony
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Rarity draws attention to the ant problem in Fluttershy's cottage.
Death
Fluttershy
Rarity
Discord
Regidar · 1.1k words · 33 4 · 384 views
TAPISTAT COMMANDER
MLP: FiM
Dark
Drama
Sad
Fluttershy has remarkable self control.
Suicide / Self Harm
Death
Fluttershy
Angel
Regidar · 1.1k words · 27 2 · 373 views
TThe Monolith That Fell On Twilight's Front-Left Hoof
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Sci-Fi
Twilight Sparkle enjoys a normal day with her friends until a spooky black monolith falls from the sky onto her front-left hoof and ruins everything.
Violence
Fluttershy
Twilight
Pinkie
Spike
Starlight Glimmer
Regidar · 2.6k words · 40 14 · 525 views
EToffee
MLP: FiM
Sad
Slice of Life
Pinkie Pie visits a friend in need.
Pinkie
Lyra
Bon-Bon
Caramel
Regidar · 1.6k words · 160 3 · 891 views
TTwilight Under The Bodhi Tree
MLP: FiM
Drama
Sad
Slice of Life
In the last days of Twilight Sparkle's life, her daughter Glitter tries to make sense of her death.
Suicide / Self Harm
Death
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
OC
Starlight Glimmer
Regidar · 9.4k words · 84 14 · 1.1k views
TAstrocatastrophe
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
There's a small star in Celestia's bedroom, and Luna's the only one who can get it out.
Profanity
Celestia
Luna
Regidar · 1.4k words · 251 5 · 1.8k views
TScootapops!
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Random
A humble man attempts to make himself some delicious Scootapops! with wacky results!
Narcotics
Suicide / Self Harm
Profanity
Human
Scootaloo
Anon
Regidar · 2.5k words · 20 16 · 404 views
Tthe smell.
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Drama
can you smell that?
Sex
Violence
Second Person
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Regidar · 1.6k words · 28 5 · 661 views
TNormal Love
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Slice of Life
Just because Bright Mac and Pear Butter are dead doesn't mean they're gone.
Pear Butter
Bright Mac
Regidar · 2.3k words · 91 3 · 1k views

Various Failures

Normal Love Just because Bright Mac and Pear Butter are dead doesn't mean they're gone. by Regidar 2,274 words · 91 · 3
The Inadequacy Shining Armor's anxiety mounts as his wife's due date draws ever closer. by Regidar 6,038 words · 298 · 12
Twilight Under The Bodhi Tree In the last days of Twilight Sparkle's life, her daughter Glitter tries to make sense of her death. by Regidar 9,387 words · 84 · 14
Two Heavens Terramar is stuck between two heavens, and he is unraveling. by Regidar 1,346 words · 53 · 6

孤独なコレットはレイブに行く — [l0n3ly c0lt g0es t0 a r@v3]

it's gonna take a little time.

The Best You've Ever Had

For We See Now Through a Glass, Darkly Twilight receives, quite by accident, some disturbing news from a part of her life she had managed to bury. by Cynewulf 6,205 words · 462 · 28
I Need You To Be Brave Grief happens differently for different creatures. For Spike the dragon, it is an unending ache as he remembers the pony he loved best. by MidnightDancer 3,066 words · 342 · 8
Happy Ending I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure. by not plu 4,552 words · 153 · 7
Nothing Shocks Me Anymore Things get a little weird when a crazy pony starts a diary. by SusieBeeca 6,397 words · 83 · 3
Discord's Ant Farm Awakening after the apocalypse, Discord searches for a purpose in a barren Equestria. by Fiddlebottoms 2,619 words · 311 · 12

The Best You've Ever Had (II)

Endless Forms Most Beautiful In the distant future, Princess Twilight Sparkle and Spike enjoy Hearth's Warming with an old friend. by Undome Tinwe 5,133 words · 176 · 1
Let Me Tell You About the Hole in My Face Applejack tells you her only secret. It is about a hole. The hole in her face. The breathing, living hole in her face. (Inspired by the cover image and a recurring dream) by Slavoj Zizek 1,187 words · 291 · 18
I Am Waiting For A Bus Ocellus waits for a bus beside a black hole. Several ponies stop to talk. In memoriam. by darf 4,678 words · 125 · 3
Grave Implications When Twilight Sparkle was four years old, her mother bought her a tombstone. by Aragon 2,500 words · 1,035 · 20

Jun

4th

2021

How To Be Objectively Hilarious: The Looneycon Comedy Panel · 11:17pm June 4th

Oh man I forgot all about this until the literal last second
I’m on a panel about how to be funny and crack wise with the esteemed Robcakeran, the honorable Fanofmosteverything, the beloved RockstarRaccoon and Super Trampoline who I think is wanted in the former Yugoslavia for war crimes

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