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Clown Prince Of Crime #587238 · 37m, 46s ago · · · You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension— a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into Regidar's Profile.

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TTwilight Under The Bodhi Tree
MLP: FiM
Drama
Sad
Slice of Life
In the last days of Twilight Sparkle's life, her daughter Glitter tries to make sense of her death.
Suicide / Self Harm
Death
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
OC
Starlight Glimmer
Regidar · 9.4k words · 73 11 · 585 views
TAstrocatastrophe
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
There's a small star in Celestia's bedroom, and Luna's the only one who can get it out.
Profanity
Celestia
Luna
Regidar · 1.4k words · 239 4 · 1.5k views
TScootapops!
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Random
A humble man attempts to make himself some delicious Scootapops! with wacky results!
Narcotics
Suicide / Self Harm
Profanity
Human
Scootaloo
Anon
Regidar · 2.5k words · 19 13 · 263 views
Tthe smell.
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Drama
can you smell that?
Sex
Violence
Second Person
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Regidar · 1.6k words · 26 4 · 415 views
TNormal Love
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Slice of Life
Just because Bright Mac and Pear Butter are dead doesn't mean they're gone.
Pear Butter
Bright Mac
Regidar · 2.3k words · 84 0 · 743 views
TDream Horse
MLP: FiM
Dark
Slice of Life
Princess Luna arrived to me at night; no matter what I told her, she would not leave.
Suicide / Self Harm
Human
Luna
Regidar · 1.3k words · 225 20 · 3.2k views
TThe River Reversed
MLP: FiM
Horror
In the Everfree river, the water runs backwards.
Twilight
Starlight Glimmer
Regidar · 1k words · 104 3 · 1.2k views
THeaven in Her Hooves
MLP: FiM
Romance
Drama
Your dad is out of town, and that means you and Berry Punch get the whole house to yourselves.
Sex
Second Person
Berry Punch
Other
Regidar · 1.9k words · 52 9 · 854 views
ETwo Heavens
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Terramar is stuck between two heavens, and he is unraveling.
Terramar
Regidar · 1.3k words · 50 5 · 497 views
EWandering
MLP: FiM
Drama
The truth can be hard to see sometimes. During an extraordinary apple sale, the truth confronts Applejack.
Applejack
Regidar · 1.7k words · 60 6 · 819 views

Various Failures

Normal Love Just because Bright Mac and Pear Butter are dead doesn't mean they're gone. by Regidar 2,274 words · 84 · 0
The Inadequacy Shining Armor's anxiety mounts as his wife's due date draws ever closer. by Regidar 6,038 words · 300 · 13
Asleep Sing me to sleep... by Regidar 1,913 words · 41 · 3
Two Heavens Terramar is stuck between two heavens, and he is unraveling. by Regidar 1,346 words · 50 · 5

孤独なコレットはレイブに行く — [l0n3ly c0lt g0es t0 a r@v3]

it's gonna take a little time.

The Best You've Ever Had

For We See Now Through a Glass, Darkly Twilight receives, quite by accident, some disturbing news from a part of her life she had managed to bury. by Cynewulf 6,205 words · 452 · 27
I Need You To Be Brave Grief happens differently for different creatures. For Spike the dragon, it is an unending ache as he remembers the pony he loved best. by MidnightDancer 3,066 words · 343 · 8
Happy Ending I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure. by not plu 4,552 words · 151 · 7
Nothing Shocks Me Anymore Things get a little weird when a crazy pony starts a diary. by SusieBeeca 6,397 words · 82 · 3
Discord's Ant Farm Awakening after the apocalypse, Discord searches for a purpose in a barren Equestria. by Fiddlebottoms 2,619 words · 305 · 12

The Best You've Ever Had (II)

Endless Forms Most Beautiful In the distant future, Princess Twilight Sparkle and Spike enjoy Hearth's Warming with an old friend. by Undome Tinwe 5,133 words · 155 · 2
Let Me Tell You About the Hole in My Face Applejack tells you her only secret. It is about a hole. The hole in her face. The breathing, living hole in her face. (Inspired by the cover image and a recurring dream) by Slavoj Zizek 1,187 words · 281 · 18
I Am Waiting For A Bus Ocellus waits for a bus beside a black hole. Several ponies stop to talk. In memoriam. by darf 4,678 words · 108 · 3
Grave Implications When Twilight Sparkle was four years old, her mother bought her a tombstone. by Aragon 2,500 words · 997 · 19