Hey there everypony,
I've been a barpony for most my life and it's allowed me to see this fantastic world of ours; and as a barpony we hear a lot of stories from all over Equestria. This job can often be more about listening than actually serving drinks, and boy am I good at both, while I'm not much of a storyteller myself I feel some of these need to be shared. So bear with me here as I try to recount some of the stories told to me over the years because, honestly, who can remember them all perfectly?
Where are my manners? My name's Bumper and I own a few bars and clubs across Equestria and have worked countless more beforehand. So without delay let's get stuck into a little series I'd like to call The Barpony Tales.

Taliel is a Unicorn pony who is chosen to go on a quest to retreive the Kokori Sword, the treasure of Otapu village. Trouble is, she doesn't want to!

This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude has nothing to do. He's bored. Bluey's gone for a few days, his friends are all busy, and, oh, Ponyville is on lockdown thanks to the apocalypse.

Really he just wants some froyo.

This story is a sequel to Cause, Effect, and Consequences

Hello there. My name is Seth. I happen to be a self-insert character who was made self aware of this. I don't mind if that doesn't interest you. There's bound to be someone out there who is interested. This is merely me talking about all the things I've seen as the timeline creator of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I mean, someone has to care about how all the stories you read about enough to see them become reality right?

Maybe you would like to hear about a few of them? Maybe some breaks in between here and there as well? Yeah that sounds alright, but be warned I'm not the best storyteller so even thanks to my magically assisted perfect memory you might not get the best experience. Still, I'll try my best to give it to you straight. Or maybe a little embellished.

You'd think Spike has things pretty good (he lives in a castle and all), but the truth is that he really doesn't. He works as Twilight's secretary and janitor, has never had a marefriend, and worst of all his bedtime is still 9:30 even though he's like, not even tired then.

There's only one way to fix all of those problems: get rich. Then Spike can have a penthouse in Canterlot, Rarity as a trophy wife, and sleep as much or as little as he so pleases.

And, there's only one way to get rich: quickly and irresponsibly.

This story is a sequel to OH BOY

This story is about the little things in life, and about taking time to notice and enjoy them. That's about it, really.

Part of the Springtime Sequel-Slash-Sandbox Switcheroo, for Super Trampoline. Roughly based on his story "OH BOY". I hope I struck a good balance between being inspired by his story and keeping it in my own style instead of his heavily random one.

If you look around the multiverse, you'll find several entities who would be happy to see them, at least initially. Those sapients would be operating on dreams of free wishes and gold -- or, for the more sensible, shoe repair. But Equestria knows nothing of those tales. And so all Rainbow knows is that it's a very important day, one where she absolutely must have privacy, and that means she needs to get these miniature green-jacketed lunatics out of her life.

Must be Crackfic Week again!

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

Cheese Sandwich goes about his day.

Written for Springtime-Sequel-Slash-Sandbox Switcheroo Contest.. This is a spinoff/parody/spiritual successor/something to fourth's Austryeoh.

Flamelight, a dragon-pony hybrid with a lantern for a tail, ends up meeting a drider; that is, a spider-pony hybrid.

Earth, Water, Fire, Air. The four bending styles of Avatar.

One Middle Schooler accidentally gets these powers after an... incident.

Trouble is, everybody thinks he’s a warmonger because he wants to test these powers.