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lets just say..cooking isnt for everypony.

*warning mild cursing.*
Twilight, starlight, and spike cook a cake but twilight and starlight don’t have as much experience as spike does so then end up making some pretty hilarious mistakes, they act like complete idiots and spike ends up getting annoyed by it so they make a bet..

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Flurry Heart may seem cute, but she secretly has a super secret agenda. That mostly involves throwing ponies out a window. Yep, that’s how she overthrows her mother. Throwing her out a window. Why don’t more people do this?


Written for the Cadance Is A Terrible Mom 2021 Competition

Also, fair warning. The story does jump from third to first person. Just so you’re less confused.

(Featured April 20th, 2021)

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After the princesses have announced their retirement, Princess Twilight Sparkle talks about it with her friends but after Rainbow Dash had pointed out that the princesses almost never do anything and always rely on them in battles, Twilight thinks even further and provides lots of explanations of why she shouldn't take the role of princess of Equestria.

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Starvation. Humiliation. Unreasonable discipline. This is Flurry Heart's tale of just how awful her mother, Princess Cadance truly is, the abuses of whom being chronicled in her diary.

Written for the Cadance Is A Terrible Mom contest. Cover art by pabbley.

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It is very unlikely and inconsiderate of Maud to not choose a rock as her coltfriend. Even she knows that rocks are sentimental. What if Boulder is actually heartbroken and jealous about her new coltfriend?

Although, Boulder does have Twiggy but what if they don't like each other in that way and instead like their owners?

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King Sombra has a song stuck in his head, and it doesn’t seem to go away. So; when a certain filly comes by; she offers a solution. Will it help? Or will it make it worse? Reason is because there’s some things; that just simply can’t be fixed.

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It is the middle of the night. Sweetie Belle cannot sleep. She thirsts for a glass of water.

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After sadly getting fired from her old job, Pinkie tries being a doctor for a living. But unfortunately she doesn't know the first thing about biology.

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Spike asks a rather unexpected question.

Things happen.

(Cover image has nothing to do with the story.)
(Added sex tag just to be safe)

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Equestria Girls play Quidditch against Slytherin. Slytherins get smoked.

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