- My Life as an Eldritch Horror
- Don't Let The Bed Bug Bite
- Hiatus
- Cuddle-Your-Own-Celestia
- Your Alicorn Is In Another Castle
- The Trifling Affair that Happened on a Thursday that while Undignified and Dissapointing in its Outcome was at least Not Boring - or - The Great Breezie Declaration of War.
- It's a Start
- Friendship: Beyond Equestria
- A job with benefits
- The Enchanted Library
So I woke up this morning as a purple tentacled horror right out of Lovecraft. Most would be worried by this. I on the other hand had only so many f***s to give, and I intended to save them for more important things.
Thankfully my apartment's fine despite the spontaneous Elder Godhood. As is my collection of nerdery. Which is a plus. I'd've not been happy if anything was damaged. YEs, I care about my stuff more than the fact I'd been changed, so sue me.
The problem is my apartment apparently came with me to Equestria. How do I know it's Equestria? Well I'm next door neighbor's to a very purple unicorn living in a house-tree and a cute blond-maned filly.
Now I have to deal with getting reverse adopted by a filly, dealing with a neurotic purple unicorn who thinks I'm evil, and trying to live a 'normal' life in a land of friendship and magic as an Overpowered Eldritch Monster with Godlike Powers.
If I could only figure out how to 'use ' said Godlike Powers....
My first story that I started writing awhile back. It's inspired by aterriblewriter's I'm a Loli?!?. I personally don't think I'm that great a writer, but that's just my self-esteem issues talking. I hope you enjoy.
Set in Season One. Rated Teen for Language. The Sex tag is just in case of any sexual references or innuendo in conversations. The Alternate Universe tag is there because I intend to do certain canon things out of order.
Current editor: The Watcher of all
WAT!? Featured already!? Really!?
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There's a bug under my bed. Or at least I think it's a bug.
It says it needs to stay under there to hide.
I just hope it leaves soon. And doesn't eat me before then.
A lone stallion arrives from a faraway land, looking for a place called "Ponyville."
You are a human in Equestria, forced to work as a for-hire 'stress management consultant' (ie, cuddler) in order to make ends meet in this strange world while others search for a way for you to get home.
However, you've just been assigned to your biggest job yet- 'managing the stress' of none other than Princess Celestia herself. How will you go about your job?
In this Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story, you make the decisions, you are responsible for the consequences, and many possible storylines await!
Featured 5/24/17! Thank you all so much!
There are certain responsibilities which come with being a Princess, and Twilight's still learning about most of them. She's slowly adjusting to meeting diplomats, attending ceremonies, and hosting functions. However, being on the receiving end of the scheduled, contractually-obligated kidnapping came as something of a surprise. And she really doesn't understand why she's supposed to cooperate with it.
Her kidnapper's starting to become a little frustrated.
At the heart of the enemy's stronghold! Surrounded by the enemy host! Outnumbered by hundreds to one!
Negotiatons breakdown! Diplomacy fails!
War!
War is declared!
Come at me, breezie.
Celestia is worried about her sister; Luna talks to herself constantly and refuses to go beyond the palace walls if she can help it. Thinking a kindred spirit will help, Celestia (with much additional persuasion from Fluttershy) asks Discord to spend an evening with Luna to get her to open up, even if just a little.
And much like anything involving Discord, almost none of it goes well.
Co-written by: Marcibel
Proofread by: Moldyshishkabob
Cover art by DuskyAmore
The Great Freeze. Was it our hubris in controlling the sun, or was it that others started to covet that control? At this point, the whos and the whys don’t change anything. Our star is dying, and those responsible for it are long dead. Their causes and motives, lost to all but a few.
For the past hundred years, our sun has been growing dimmer, kept alive only by Celestia’s constant efforts. But not even she nor the legion of magi and scientists can stop the inevitable.
Our only choice is to flee to a new world, one that could give our doomed species a second chance. The Seeding colony ship is that chance. There are so many worth saving, and yet so very few seats.
May our children never forget the sacrifice of those we leave behind.
~Excerpt from Princess Twilight Sparkle’s journal three days before Seeding.
While this fic will borrow heavily from Beyond Earth, it will be written so that you do not have to know anything about BE to enjoy the story.
What if Soarin had not been as forgiving as he was when he found out his team had lied to him and tried to replace him for the Equestria games? What would his life be like if he were to up and quit the Wonderbolts, and where could this life-altering choice lead him?
Everypony enjoys myths and ponytales, even if they know such things aren't real. Alicorns fighting against a spirit of chaos? A princess trapped in a library under a tree, waiting to be found? Quite enchanting and fantastic tales yes, but nonetheless as fictional as Daring Do and other such stories. At least, that's what Rarity used to think.
She doesn't anymore.
Dedicated to Annuska for being as amazing a writer as she is a friend.
Based on an old oneshot.
Chapter Art by Arctic Waters // Graphic Design and Typography by Swan Song.
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