EThe Fluttershy Effect (Chaos Theory in Action, With Several Impossible Practical Applications)
MLP: FiM
Drama
Sci-Fi
Slice of Life
Fluttershy's friends might call the gentle pegasus sensitive. But they don't know the half of it. What is she always so afraid of, anyway? And why is SHE the one pony who can go toe-to-toe with the Avatar of Chaos himself?
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Discord
Other
Mockingbirb · 2.6k words · 237 2 · 1.7k views
TLove Hurts (Spike Is Full of Splinters and His New Girlfriend Is on Fire)
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
Twilight Sparkle demands an explanation. She spends most of the story getting it.
Sex
Twilight
Spike
Mayor Mare
Other
CMCs
Mockingbirb · 1.6k words · 195 13 · 1.6k views
TCelestia Didn't Know (Luna Is Her Mother)
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Drama
Luna tries to prove she's really Celestia's mother. Will she succeed? Contains at least one lawyer joke, but it's about EQUESTRIAN lawyers, so it's ok.
Death
Violence
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
Other
Main 6
Mockingbirb · 2.5k words · 98 4 · 1.1k views
TMagic Is Boring (But Trixie Is Amazing)
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
"Any regular old unicorn can do magic. That's nothing special." Years ago when they were fillies, that's what Twilight told Trixie. What if Trixie had listened?
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Trixie
Other
Mockingbirb · 2.1k words · 60 1 · 571 views
TStarlight Glimmer's Real Mother
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Slice of Life
Twilight accidentally turned her parents into houseplants, back when she was a filly. Some ponies are never able to change their parents back.
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Other
Starlight Glimmer
Mockingbirb · 2.1k words · 58 2 · 1k views
TThe Nine Deadly Tags
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
You've probably heard of the Ten Commandments, and the Seven Deadly Sins. Some pony philosophers have their own list. In a few days of sweetness and fluff, six good-hearted ponies break all the rules and EARN all the Red Tags.
Sex
Gore
Non-con
Narcotics
Fetish
Violence
Suicide / Self Harm
Death
Profanity
Spike
Other
Main 6
Mockingbirb · 1.3k words · 164 19 · 1.7k views
TNight of the Secret Shipper
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Late one night, Twilight finds out about a secret shipper. A shipper with a deliciously naughty voice and cute little fangs, who doesn't want to take no for an answer.
Twilight
Luna
Nightmare Moon
Other
Main 6
Mockingbirb · 1.7k words · 45 2 · 504 views
EThrone Room Problems (Luna Takes the Stairs)
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Luna's returned from the moon. But will she ever truly feel she belongs? Sometimes little things make a big difference.
Celestia
Luna
Raven Inkwell
Mockingbirb · 1.8k words · 44 2 · 457 views
TSunset Reflects (Not All Secrets Are True)
MLP: FiM
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Sad
Tragedy
What is it about Sunset and that mirror? /// Living in Celestia's palace, does Sunset Shimmer have even one real friend? Or only somepony who LOOKS like one?)
Sex
Celestia
Other
Sunset Shimmer
Mockingbirb · 4.6k words · 24 0 · 329 views
EThe Stupid Question
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Is there such a thing as a stupid question? While playing a party game with a pony who takes it far too seriously, our protagonist finds out.
Human
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Spike
Other
Mockingbirb · 1.5k words · 24 0 · 510 views
TWhat Worked Last Universe
Equestria Girls
Romance
Dark
Sci-Fi
After a nasty breakup with Sunset Shimmer, a Twilight Sparkle discovers a way to travel to parallel universes. Millions of Sunset Shimmers who've never met her. It was a perfect plan...until it wasn't.
Sex
Non-con
Profanity
Alt. Universe
Twilight
OC
Other
Sunset Shimmer
Sci-Twi
Mockingbirb · 7k words · 41 3 · 877 views
EFamily on the Run (Derpy the Fugitive)
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Drama
Foal Protective Services decides Derpy's clumsiness is too dangerous, and tries to take her daughter away. How many crimes and explosions will it take to keep a family together?
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Derpy
OC
Dinky Hooves
Main 6
Mockingbirb · 1.9k words · 32 2 · 452 views
EQuestion Pizza
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Horror
Slice of Life
Some ponies who work in retail marvel at the stupid questions customers ask. But wherever there's a problem, there's an opportunity.
Twilight
Pinkie
Applejack
Rarity
Other
Mockingbirb · 1.5k words · 18 0 · 206 views
TTwilight Sparkle Visits Sisyphus Slipperyhooves (A Taste of Tartarus)
MLP: FiM
Drama
Sad
How can you know which creatures deserve to be cast into Tartarus?
Death
Twilight
Other
Sunset Shimmer
Mockingbirb · 3.3k words · 16 0 · 265 views
TThe Brain Eaters
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Horror
Sci-Fi
To keep pony-shaped robots from eating their brains, Sue and her friends fled into the mountains, where the girls live by their hunting skills and their wits. But Sue discovers the truth is more complicated than she'd thought.
Violence
Death
Human
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Other
Mockingbirb · 3.8k words · 38 5 · 467 views
TBeside the Last Gateway, the Sun Shone Warm and Bright
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Drama
Luna travels into the most dangerous part of the Dream Realm: the part nearest Death's borders.
Violence
Suicide / Self Harm
Death
Twilight
Luna
OC
Mockingbirb · 2.6k words · 25 2 · 410 views
TCozy Glow, Professional Smol Assassin
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Before the School of Friendship, Cozy Glow tried to become an orphan.
Violence
Death
Celestia
Luna
Prince Blueblood
Other
Cozy Glow
Mockingbirb · 2.1k words · 25 2 · 372 views
TSunset Shimmer Doesn't Consider Suicide
Equestria Girls
Dark
Comedy
"Suicide never helps all that much," Sunset Shimmer remarked.
Violence
Sex
Suicide / Self Harm
Profanity
Human
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Sunset Shimmer
Maud Pie
Pinkie Pie (EqG)
Rainbow Dash (EqG)
Mockingbirb · 2.3k words · 44 7 · 1.4k views

Blog Posts
9

6 days
Where That Story Went Today

It finally happened! Someone gave me such valuable feedback on how to improve a story, I yanked the story to do a thorough rewrite.
The story will return.
Thank you, anonymous ~~benecfactor~~benefactor!
0 comments · 21 views
9 weeks
I shipped International Fanworks Day

"International Fanworks Day Knew She Shouldn't Have a Crush on Columbus Day"
Love is complicated.
0 comments · 38 views
9 weeks
I wrote a fanfic with only one horse in it, and no ponies.

The story might show us at least one Amazon warrior, dastardly fire priests, and Rapunzel standing up for truth and justice. Because when you don't have the truth, what do you have?
"Rapunzel Discovers Shoes" is a about a young woman who grew up in a very sheltered environment, where her captor told her many lies about the outside world.
Read More
0 comments · 36 views
13 weeks
A new science fiction story by ME, on a different website...

Ever wonder what I write when I'm not writing pony words?
I thought it would be funny to write a a 2000 word fanfic for a tweet-length Discord message: Smart Girls Beating You At Chess.
I have to say, I was expecting a shitpost, but there was actually a pretty fun story here that kind of sort of made sense.
--SigmasonicX
Read More
0 comments · 78 views
25 weeks
Do any followers use blogs to find out when new stories are up? (I have a new story up.)

The Derpy Protocol: Twilight in the Shadows
Twenty years ago, Twilight horribly botched Luna's rescue from the moon. Ten years ago, trying to save Derpy and Dinky, Twilight cast a forbidden spell she now deeply regrets. Today, Twilight wonders if she can ever make things right.
Read More
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TWrong Ways to Fantasize: Cadance Tries To Plan Her Daughter's Life
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Some mothers want to live their dreams through their children. Cadance's dreams are expecially big and bold.
Other
Iron Will
Cadance
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Mockingbirb · 2k words · 131 views
TWhere Rocks Go (Maud's Best Friend)
Equestria Girls
Dark
Comedy
Sad
Maud's best friend is dead.
Death
Twilight
Pinkie
Maud Pie
Mud Briar
Mockingbirb · 2k words · 110 views
TInvisible: Twelve Views Or Non-Views of Sunset Shimmer and Wallflower Blush
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
Sci-Fi
Twilight Sparkle investigates why people so often can't see Wallflower Blush. Sunset Shimmer helps, and discovers more than she'd ever imagined possible.
Suicide / Self Harm
Sex
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Sunset Shimmer
Vice-Principal Luna
Main 7 (EqG)
Wallflower Blush
Mockingbirb · 3.1k words · 16 2 · 213 views
TTo Raise the Sun (Nightmare Moon vs. the World)
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Drama
A team of unicorns can raise the sun...but Nightmare Moon will rush to strike them down. How many ponies does it take to KEEP the sun up for an entire day, keep the crops growing, and keep hope alive? And what will they do tomorrow?
Violence
Death
Profanity
Alt. Universe
Spike
Nightmare Moon
Other
Mockingbirb · 6k words · 151 views

My Stories by Type: Custom Searches

Comedy, Often Dark (follow link)

Getting a bit more serious (predominantly non-comic material)

Which of my stories have been in the fimfiction.net "featured" box?

Apr

14th

2021

Where That Story Went Today · 11:18pm 6 days ago

It finally happened! Someone gave me such valuable feedback on how to improve a story, I yanked the story to do a thorough rewrite.

The story will return.

Thank you, anonymous ~~benecfactor~~benefactor!

Report Mockingbirb · 21 views · #rewrite #rewriting #someone else's well-developed awesomeness

If You Know Little or Nothing About "My Little Pony" (Not All by Me)

Science Fiction

TFriendship is Optimal

MLP: FiM

Hasbro just released the official My Little Pony MMO, with an A.I. Princess Celestia to run it.

Iceman · 39k words · 3,844 130 · 78k views

Fluffy Comedy (Rated Teen for Sexual References)

TSonata Dusk's Ominous New Taco Special

Sonata whispered, "The love between Twilight and her favorite food is so beautiful. You shouldn't try to keep them apart."

Mockingbirb · 3.2k words · 22 3 · 481 views

EXAMPLE of a Top Favourites Gallery, With Some TEST ENTRIES

La Princesse Diplomacy and cultural exchange; important duties that Twilight needs to learn as a princess. Fortunately, this is made much easier when she meets a foreign pony willing to help. Now, if only they could actually understand each other. by Monochromatic 14,911 words · 727 · 21
The Third Wheel Twilight and Shining Armor have a little sister named Light Step. Everypony expects so much of her. by GaPJaxie 18,961 words · 1,042 · 56
Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister, but she should be careful. She may get more than what she expected. by Georg 9,292 words · 728 · 8
A Pony Named Nope In an unremarkable city, in an unremarkable hospital, to two unremarkable ponies, a filly was born. A filly who was all too remarkable. A filly who radiated Destiny, and Adventure. Her parents did not approve. by Nyerguds 16,907 words · 1,004 · 13
We Will All Be Changed Twilight has something on her mind and needs to get it out. by Cynewulf 7,728 words · 87 · 25

These are all good stories. Some might be great. :-) This box being a test example does not change that fact.

All My Stories

All My Stories, With the Newest First (follow link)

...or convert the results into "card format" (which fits more onto each results page: follow link)

Sunset Shimmer and Sunlight (It Just Happened)

Sunset Shimmer Stories (follow link)

I do not have any One True Ships.

Selected EqG Stories

What Worked Last Universe After a nasty breakup with Sunset Shimmer, a Twilight Sparkle discovers a way to travel to parallel universes. Millions of Sunset Shimmers who've never met her. It was a perfect plan...until it wasn't. by Mockingbirb 6,995 words · 41 · 3
Sonata Dusk's Ominous New Taco Special Sonata whispered, "The love between Twilight and her favorite food is so beautiful. You shouldn't try to keep them apart." by Mockingbirb 3,202 words · 22 · 3