Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
These stories did well enough to hit the feature box!
The Last Season (Phone Call to a Pony)
Study of Generosity
2nd Place
The Barcast's Make Rarity Not Garbage Contest
The Fourth Season
Honorable Mention
Oroboro's Sunset Shipping Contest: Changing Seasons
What is Missing, What is Lost
1st Place
Rage Reviews! seventh F*** THIS PROMPT contest
One Night at Fluttershy's
3rd Place
Skeeter the Lurker's Switcheroo! contest
Ordinary World
Overall Winner
Transformations group's Body Swap Contest
Twilight's Inferno
1st Place
Badass Twilight = Total Domination group's Banished, Exiled, Forgotten contest
People keep asking, “Hey, I see you rated my story! Are you going to review it?”
If I read it, I review it.
There are no exceptions.
Firesight's
Five Star Service - A Gentleman for Mares Tale
64.71% (143,295 / 222,424)
Imploding Colon's
Odrsjot
22.29% (79,659 / 357,354)
Distaff Pope's
The Royal Ponyville Orchestra
3.27% (6,800 / 207,949)
My Long Term Schedule for stories over 70,000 words in length is currently booked through January 2021. Please keep this in mind when planning to request stories longer than 70k words in length.
This schedule lists the stories that are set to be reviewed every week. The next six weeks are always included. I may have more than six scheduled, but only the nearest six will actually be visible at any time.
The day-to-day reading schedule, which dictates what I will read and when. Mostly meant for my own use in limiting how much I read every day, but kept available to the public for the sake of transparency.
The archive. Contains a list of every story I've ever reviewed with links to both the story and the review.
A Brief Look Into The Insanely Detailed World That Is Paul's Mind
Read this if you want to see what I go through every Saturday to deliver to you folks a weekly review blog. Be warned, this thing is overbearingly detailed.
Been a while since I did one of these, so I figured why not?
Yes, I'm serious, I had a story idea with Tom as the main character. But not, it turns out, as we normally think of him.
Rules for Requesting Reviews
Want to request a review? There's no 'correct' way to do it. PM me, comment on my blogs, comment on my user page, it's all good. As soon as I've acknowledged the request I'll go into my Review Schedule and add yours to the queue. Just remember: requests are always first come/first serve, so don't be surprised if you're waiting a few months when my request list has gotten overwhelmed. There are only two rules:
No Clop
Have I read clop? Yes. Do I review clop? No. My reviews are for stories, not blatant fap material.
Incompletes
As a general rule, I avoid reading incomplete stories. I tend to make an exception to requests, but I reserve the right to decline incompletes.
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-Coco the Bearded
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*best Rarity impression* I am, aren't I?
No, Mr. Asaran.
You're worth it.
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Ah, fair enough. If anything I'd suggest bumping it off the schedule and putting Teeny Tiny on the end of your current one; I'd rather you read a decent story later than a mediocre one soon, is all, but you're better at this than I ever was so I'll defer to your expertise X)
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Sorry, but the deciding factors are A) the story's been on my hard schedule for six weeks now, B) it's in the middle of one of my densest reading weeks of the year so far, in terms of both wordcount-per-day (35k+) and sheer number of reviews (47), and C) my aunt springing a surprise weekend getaway on me that week that, while appreciated, is going to make keeping the deadlines a lot harder. I know it's a mere 1,800-word difference, but on a week like that every little bit helps.