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Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Public Notices

People keep asking, “Hey, I see you rated my story! Are you going to review it?”

If I read it, I review it.

There are no exceptions.

Because I'm trying to fill up some tight spaces in my schedule and am running out of room, I'm setting a strict 105,000 wordcount limit to requests for the time being. Sorry, folks.

Review Requests

Rules for Requesting Reviews

Want to request a review? There's no 'correct' way to do it. PM me, comment on my blogs, comment on my user page, it's all good. As soon as I've acknowledged the request I'll go into my Review Schedule and add yours to the queue. Just remember: requests are always first come/first serve, so don't be surprised if you're waiting a few months when my request list has gotten overwhelmed. There are only two rules:

No Clop
Have I read clop? Yes. Do I review clop? No. My reviews are for stories, not blatant fap material.

As a general rule, I avoid reading incomplete stories. I tend to make an exception to requests, but I reserve the right to decline incompletes.

Reading Progress

Review Schedule and Other Spreadsheets

My Long Term Schedule for stories over 70,000 words in length is currently booked through March 2022. Please keep this in mind when planning to request stories longer than 70k words in length.

The Review Schedule

This schedule lists the stories that are set to be reviewed every week. The next six weeks are always included. I may have more than six scheduled, but only the nearest six will actually be visible at any time.

The Reading Schedule

The day-to-day reading schedule, which dictates what I will read and when. Mostly meant for my own use in limiting how much I read every day, but kept available to the public for the sake of transparency.

Archive Spreadsheet

The archive. Contains a list of every story I've ever reviewed with links to both the story and the review.

A Brief Look Into The Insanely Detailed World That Is Paul's Mind

Read this if you want to see what I go through every Saturday to deliver to you folks a weekly review blog. Be warned, this thing is overbearingly detailed.

Concepts & Creations Index

A while back I started posting blogs detailing stories that I conceived but don't expect to ever write. The link below is to an index of all these blogs.


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Yet another 50k story to clog my schedule. Dang it.

Consider it done. Can't say for certain how long it'll take me to get to it, but it shouldn't be (relatively) long. A month? Month-and-a-half? Something like that.

Hey, Paul, are we allowed to request other people's stories or just our own? If we are, I'd like to see your thoughts on Rated Ponystar's story "How We Met".

I have not. Forgot it existed entirely. But it's at just the right length to fit into one of my schedule slots right now, so I'll add it as a potential.

Hello again. Question, did you ever do a review for Snake Staff’s Winter Storm? I know you read and reviewed his previous story in the series, Together Forever (you put in in your WHYRTY shelf), and expressed interest in the sequel, but I couldn’t find a review anywhere. Is it on your list of stories to be read at some point?

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