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Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Public Notices

People keep asking, “Hey, I see you rated my story! Are you going to review it?”

If I read it, I review it.

There are no exceptions.

Review Requests

Rules for Requesting Reviews

Want to request a review? There's no 'correct' way to do it. PM me, comment on my blogs, comment on my user page, it's all good. As soon as I've acknowledged the request I'll go into my Review Schedule and add yours to the queue. Just remember: requests are always first come/first serve, so don't be surprised if you're waiting a few months when my request list has gotten overwhelmed. There are only two rules:

No Clop
Have I read clop? Yes. Do I review clop? No. My reviews are for stories, not blatant fap material.

As a general rule, I avoid reading incomplete stories. I tend to make an exception to requests, but I reserve the right to decline incompletes.

Reading Progress

Review Schedule and Other Spreadsheets

My Long Term Schedule for stories over 70,000 words in length is currently booked through October 2021. Please keep this in mind when planning to request stories longer than 70k words in length.

The Review Schedule

This schedule lists the stories that are set to be reviewed every week. The next six weeks are always included. I may have more than six scheduled, but only the nearest six will actually be visible at any time.

The Reading Schedule

The day-to-day reading schedule, which dictates what I will read and when. Mostly meant for my own use in limiting how much I read every day, but kept available to the public for the sake of transparency.

Archive Spreadsheet

The archive. Contains a list of every story I've ever reviewed with links to both the story and the review.

A Brief Look Into The Insanely Detailed World That Is Paul's Mind

Read this if you want to see what I go through every Saturday to deliver to you folks a weekly review blog. Be warned, this thing is overbearingly detailed.

Concepts & Creations Index

A while back I started posting blogs detailing stories that I conceived but don't expect to ever write. The link below is to an index of all these blogs.


Paul's Thursday Reviews CCVII · 8:23pm Last Thursday

Welcome back, folks. Today I have a question for all of you.

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so you betcha!

I see what you did there :pinkiehappy: And obviously there's no rush, I'm happy just to be on the list. Hope you (eventually) like it!

I gave up on clearing my Requests list ages ago, so you betcha! Just so you know what you've gotten yourself into, there are 33 stories ahead of yours.

Can I add myself to your never-ending request for review pile? I don't have any particular story in mind, just wanted to join the fun.

Thank you for the interest in Trixie's Confession/Twilight's shock. I apologize if the writing isn't up to your usual standards, it is one of my older pieces and looking back there would have been a fair amount done differently...

Oh, no worries. Take your time. I look forward to it, whenever that may be! Thank you!

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