What am I doing now?

Jack is back, HELL YES.

Nothing.  <Insert Current Popular Game Here.  Good Gambling Odds.>

Skype and Steam are both active.  But ask here first, yeah?

Who is Skeeter?

The man behind the GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS.

Never stop writing.

Never stop reading.

No matter what happens...  I will always be on this site.

I lurk.  I watch.  I read. I sometimes write.

Titles I have been given: Yes, someone somewhere has said one of these to me at some point. Professional Bandwagoner, The Apparent Babysitter, Regidar 2.0, Omnipresent One, The Story Lurker, Everyone's Favorite Reader, America's Next Top Commenter, Skeeter the Ubiquitous, Skeeter the All Knowing, Ghandi of the Site

This is most reliable way to understand how I'm everywhere.

Want to talk to me?

Discord:

skeeter#2665

Skype: skeetertl

May soon be discontinued in favor of Discord.

Steam:

SkeeterTL

Gmail: coachskeeter@gmail.com

I'm one of the most pleasant and easy-going people on this site, and I truly enjoy talking to people.  I'm not much of a conversationalist, but I can certainly try.

If you need help with anything at all, I mean anything, by all means ask!  If I don't know the answer, I probably know one who does.

People I've pre read/helped for:

TittySparkles

RainbowBob

the parasprite

spacecowboy

Ruirik

bats

Willow the Pegasus

soundslikeponies

Your Antagonist

Kaidan

Draconian Soul

milesprower06

TheApexSovereign

Art Inspired

Kapuchu

Tchernobog

Pen Stroke


More Zen than a monk having a cup of tea with Fluttershy next to a gentle stream.

There's a quote for your bio box. :raritywink:

-JaketheGinger


On 2/1/16, at 8:22 PM, NATOstrike wrote:

> holy shit star... this video is more cancer-filled than i am


My Current Theme Song:

And, yes, by approval of the man himself, I AM Regidar 2.0.  Bask in the glory, babe!


People Skeeter Respects:

shortskirtsandexplosions (Then again, who doesn't respect this guy?)

Ponky (If you like SS&E, you probably like him as well)

knighty I mean, come on, he made the damn site)

the parasprite

Ruirik

Art Inspired  (My Right Hand Man)

Pen Stroke

KiltedKey

Wanderer D

Eldorado

TittySparkles

PropMaster

Einhander

Professor Plum

Daemon of Decay

Pearple Prose

Flint Sparks  (My Trusty Lieutenant)

NATOstrike

Cerulean Voice

RainbowBob

JustAnotherTimeLord (From the start of it all)

MasterFrasca99

TwilightUCrazy

FloydienSlip

Garnot

CosmicAfro

Cloudhammer

Yipyapper

Archonix

Lapis Lazuli and Inky J

These guys are far better than I ever will be.  Go to them, follow them, worship them.

Also, over half of them I have shoehorned my way into being friends with them.  I think they pity me.

And I'd willingly go gay for them.

Screw it, it works.

The LIST.

Crap I intend to do:

15 of 31 done

1.  Become known on this site.  (Verdict is out on that...) I am.  WOOT.

2.  Make and actually finish a story of mine.  (A REAL one, not that halfassed one I have)

3.  COLLAB!  (I have a few in the works.)

4.  Get the more colorful people of this site to follow me.

5.  BECOME one of the more colorful people on this site (Think I might have done this...) Ties in with #1, actually...

6.  Get a custom avatar pic done.  Of Aku, no less. YES.  Just... YES.

7.  Get bookplayer to follow me.

Shows me that it's never a bad idea to try…!  Thanks!

8.  Get Ruirik to follow me.

AT LONG LAST.

9.  Get Ponky to follow me.

10.  Get TheBrianJ to follow me.

11.  Get CookieMonstar to follow me.

Words fail me right now.  I am floored...!

12.  Get shortskirtsandexplosions to follow me.  Holy hell yes.

13.  Get Kapuchu to follow me.

Whoo hooo!  Thank you!

14.  Get Xaldon Ajide to follow me.

Whoo hoo!  Another one down!

15.  Get Jake The Army Guy to follow me.

16.  Get the foolish samurai to follow me.

A truce…  For now...

17.  Get Pen Stroke to follow me.  Whoa.  Just...  Whoa.

18.  Be blessed by God!

Repented for my past sins (Named Jack), been blessed.

19.  Get lurked!

The Lurker's been lurked!

20.  Get Cold in Gardez to follow me.

21.  Get an impossible follow.

22.  Get a mod/pre reader to follow me.

Eldorado…  You rock!

23.  Get another mod/pre reader to follow me.

24.  Get an unexpected follow.  About as unexpected as it gets!

25.  Earn the approval badge from Wanderer D.

26.  Become judge/contributor/admin for all Mane 6 shipping pairs. (4 out of 15 done)

27.  Start my own cult.  "My own religion" is too common.

Join, my legion!  JOIN!

28.  Get someone to parody my custom avatar.

Dunsparce, you glorious bastard, you!

29.  Get at least TWO stories written starring me.  What?  I can be narcissistic.

30.  Get knighty to comment on my page.  (Aim big, I suppose.)

The Lurker's Legionaries

1,103 members follow Skeeter The Lurker

Skeeter The Lurker follows 320 members

Things I'm Proud of

  • Radioactive Two friends, one cheerful and the other, a bit down have a small talk. Sometimes, when you feel down, all it takes is the comforting words of a friend to help you along in life. by Skeeter The Lurker 3,137 words · 504 views · 66 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Apple's Science When Twilight gets an object from Canterlot Univeristy, it reveals a fascinating fact about one of her close friends... by Skeeter The Lurker 10,583 words · 1,101 views · 122 likes · 7 dislikes

The First Aku Avatar of Mine

The Stories I REALLY Like (Highly Recommended)

  • Fire & Rain Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest by Ruirik 132,604 words · 16,641 views · 1,858 likes · 46 dislikes
  • Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 4,176 views · 292 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 32,899 views · 2,858 likes · 117 dislikes
  • The Empty Room An ancient enemy; a family secret; a plot to overthrow the Princesses... by Wanderer D 150,929 words · 20,151 views · 1,746 likes · 59 dislikes
  • Faster Rainbow Dash is given a chance to make her heart's desire real: to be the fastest pony alive. by Einhander 17,493 words · 8,808 views · 1,018 likes · 32 dislikes

More stories I really like.

  • Evil is Easy, Governing is Harder One day, just like that, Celestia decides she's going to go mad with power. by Aragon 18,246 words · 7,712 views · 1,063 likes · 26 dislikes
  • Three Wishes: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Before They Changed The World The Crusaders learn that they aren't like other ponies. As they uncover the secrets of their origins, the trio grow closer than ever, discovering not only their unique nature, but the incredible power that comes with it as well. by Xepher 69,046 words · 11,290 views · 1,070 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Contraptionology! When life gives you lemons, make robot monsters. by Skywriter 134,483 words · 13,081 views · 973 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Solem Perditum Princess Celestia wanders the lunar landscape, exploring the dark side of the moon. What she discovers there may be more than she can handle. by PropMaster 29,483 words · 1,982 views · 200 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Of Lilies and Chestnuts Fancy Pants and Fleur are living a good life in Canterlot. There's something they miss, though: the joy of having a child. Conventional methods have failed, but perhaps adopting a batpony is what they need to make their family complete? by Prane 44,444 words · 11,027 views · 1,629 likes · 21 dislikes

Other things you should TOTALLY read.

  • The Passage of Time Colgate discovers the horrors in the Frozen World by MasterFrasca 37,396 words · 697 views · 40 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A Fork in Time Time traveling from five thousand years in the future, Twilight Sparkle—or as she prefers, Glitter-Flanks—has one mission: to establish the closed time loop that sets her and Celestia up as a couple, by flirting as aggressively as possible. by Pav Feira 13,606 words · 9,624 views · 1,373 likes · 47 dislikes
  • The Enchanted Library (original one-shot) Rarity liked the tale of The Four Princesses as a filly, even if she knew it wasn't real. Princesses fighting against a spirit of chaos? A library under a tree? Please. But then she grew up and found out some bedtimes stories were quite real. by Monochromatic 4,301 words · 7,645 views · 1,032 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Photo Dash Ever notice you've never seen Photo Finish and Rainbow Dash in the same room? by SS Nomad 58,491 words · 4,986 views · 673 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Walking Through Fire Princess Celestia is sometimes an enigma. What is it with her and tea? Why doesn't she drink cider? And how will she react when Twilight Sparkle confesses that she has a crush on her former mentor? by SPark 7,113 words · 12,575 views · 1,468 likes · 23 dislikes

My faves grow daily. Check back often.

  • E Honestly... Reading Minds is Cooler

    When Sunset Shimmer decides to visit Equestria with her girlfriend – the human world’s Twilight Sparkle – she expects there to be some confusion. She doesn't expect to come home with a royal title.  · Mad Hattie
    4,581 words · 3,048 views  ·  316  ·  27
  • E Operation Westhorse

    Rainbow Dash finds herself somewhere new. For the novelty of it, she flies West.  · PropMaster
    29,704 words · 201 views  ·  46  ·  2
  • E Centennial Eternal

    On the eve of Twilight's one-hundredth birthday, Princess Celestia has a special surprise for her star pupil.  · Rocket Lawn Chair
    4,410 words · 1,726 views  ·  238  ·  19
  • T Don't Break

    Twilight fights to maintain her sanity in a vicious time-travel hell orchestrated by Starlight Glimmer.  · the parasprite
    4,903 words · 316 views  ·  48  ·  7
  • E Chess with Pinkie Pie

    Pinkie Pie playing chess: are her moves just random, or is her apparent craziness the result of incomprehensible genius?  · The Engineer Pony
    2,003 words · 2,273 views  ·  360  ·  6
  • T Sky Stinger Thinks The Holy Grail Is Down His Toilet

    Sky Stinger thinks that the Holy Grail is hidden down his toilet. He must get it out to win Vapor Trail's love!  · Blueshift
    1,444 words · 165 views  ·  29  ·  10
  • T Paging Doctor Sparkle!

    Twilight Sparkle is one of the foremost doctors in Equestria, but it only takes one mistake to banish her to the worst post possible: Ponyville Hospital.  · Quillamore
    2,555 words · 1,927 views  ·  221  ·  6
  • E Our Illusion

    Official visits to Trottingham weren't the most exciting times for Princess Rarity, so what better way to fix such a problem than convincing her bodyguard to join her on an illicit exploration of the city?  · Monochromatic
    7,106 words · 1,659 views  ·  298  ·  12
  • E Prismatic

    Rarity has something important to tell Rainbow Dash.  · FloydienSlip
    1,066 words · 463 views  ·  41  ·  2

Things I need to read eventually.

  • T Alicorn Genesis

    Fusion shows off her bright new idea to her two closest friends.  · Jordan179
    5,491 words · 359 views  ·  40  ·  3
  • E Gilded Sister

    A young girl who never got a chance to live is gifted that chance in the form of a new body, life, and brother. How will this old soul take to her strange world?  · Kind of Brony
    63,788 words · 8,630 views  ·  1,540  ·  28
  • T SunLight Sliders

    Due to a minor calibration error, Sunset and Twilight find themselves lost in the vast possibilities of the multiverse. Now, they search for a way home… and find something neither expected in one another.  · Novel-Idea
    41,322 words · 1,617 views  ·  235  ·  15
  • E Book of Sparkle

    After a telepathy experiment goes awry, Pinkie Pie becomes Twilight and Twilight becomes Pinkie.  · Homeshine
    6,563 words · 1,264 views  ·  106  ·  2
  • T Happy Ending

    I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure.  · plumander
    4,552 words · 1,600 views  ·  140  ·  7
  • E Tantabus Communication Protocol

    A reporter tries to disprove the existence of the second Tantabus.  · Rambling Writer
    4,726 words · 3,571 views  ·  740  ·  8

Random Things On My Mind

A request for you all. PLEASE READ.

Seeing as many of you like to complain about the fact that I sign my name on everything I comment on, I decided to list here and now the reason I do so in the first place.

It's highly detailed and incredibly deep, so bear with me, ok?

It's just because it's who I am.  There is no other reason.

See?  Deep, right?

Now.  Stop saying you don't like it and don't ask me to stop doing it.  I won't.

Other than that, thanks for the comment!


And also:

Stop acting like it's a big deal to beat me to a first comment.

It's annoying.

The fact that I get first comment on most is simply a side effect.

I READ before I comment.  You should as well.


Why do I still do a signature?  D explains here.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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#2,727 · 4h, 17m ago · · ·

>>2432362 I getcha, liking stuff is an intuitive process, it requires of no reason or justification other than perhaps "it felt right to me".

I asked because it was odd to see you with a non-samurai jack related profile pic.

Are you liking the new season so far?

~Leonzilla

#2,726 · 2d, 16h ago · · ·

>>2432491

Ah, in that case, I'm probably not the guy you're thinking of.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,725 · 2d, 17h ago · · ·

>>2432487 Asked because confused, strange memory I had.  Knew a person who's nickname was Skeeter.  He drank a lot of Mt. Dew.  Don't remember if it was online, real life or my imagination.  That's all I can recall.  

#2,724 · 2d, 17h ago · · ·

>>2432486

Never touched the stuff.  Why do you ask?

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,723 · 2d, 18h ago · · ·

Did you used to drink a lot of Mt. Dew?

#2,722 · 3d, 47m ago · · ·

>>2432344

It called to me.  I'm not sure why.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,721 · 3d, 1h ago · · ·

Sempai, what is up with that new profile pic?

~Leonzilla

#2,720 · 4d, 9h ago · · ·

>>2430881

I saw that!  Very nice work.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,719 · 5d, 17h ago · 1 · ·

Hey!

I guess I'm still occasionally doing this update thing because I don't know why.

I just got my first- both in terms of first written and first there- story featured!

I know it's not actually that much of an achievement when it all gets boiled down, but... it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy to know that enough people actually like what I and my co-writer type out enough to get it onto the front page of the site.

:twilightsmile:

Have a good day, Skeeter.

~TOOWC

#2,718 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2426687

No prob!  How could I not with such a clever idea?

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,717 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2426559

......Why the hell, what the hell...

That should not have worked as well as it did.

...I'm not complaining, though.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,716 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave!

#2,714 · 4w, 5h ago · 1 · ·

>>2421849I love how they got the protege of Mako Iwamatsu to do the voice, fills my heart with a certain giddiness.

I look forward to talking more about this series with you.

~B_25~

#2,713 · 4w, 7h ago · · ·

>>2421850

PFFFFTTTTT YES.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,711 · 4w, 7h ago · · ·

>>2421848

Dude, how have you not seen me yet?  I've always had love for the Samurai Jack series.

Aku especially.

You been watching S5?

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,710 · 4w, 7h ago · · ·

>>2421846 Glad to find someone who loves the series as much as I do.

~B_25~

#2,709 · 4w, 8h ago · · ·

>>2419885

And I never did listen to the Samurai Jack offering.

Holy shit yes please.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,708 · 4w, 8h ago · · ·

>>2421828

Yup.  Where else better?

~Skeeter The Lurker

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