What am I doing now?

Jack is back, HELL YES.

Nothing.  <Insert Current Popular Game Here.  Good Gambling Odds.>

Who is Skeeter?

The man behind the GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS.

Never stop writing.

Never stop reading.

No matter what happens...  I will always be on this site.

I lurk.  I watch.  I read. I sometimes write.

Titles I have been given: Yes, someone somewhere has said one of these to me at some point. Professional Bandwagoner, The Apparent Babysitter, Regidar 2.0, Omnipresent One, The Story Lurker, Everyone's Favorite Reader, America's Next Top Commenter, Skeeter the Ubiquitous, Skeeter the All Knowing, Ghandi of the Site

This is most reliable way to understand how I'm everywhere.

Want to talk to me?

Discord:

skeeter#2665

Skype: skeetertl

May soon be discontinued in favor of Discord.

Steam:

SkeeterTL

Gmail: coachskeeter@gmail.com

I'm one of the most pleasant and easy-going people on this site, and I truly enjoy talking to people.  I'm not much of a conversationalist, but I can certainly try.

If you need help with anything at all, I mean anything, by all means ask!  If I don't know the answer, I probably know one who does.

People I've pre read/helped for:

TittySparkles

RainbowBob

the parasprite

spacecowboy

Ruirik

bats

Willow the Pegasus

soundslikeponies

Your Antagonist

Kaidan

Draconian Soul

milesprower06

TheApexSovereign

Art Inspired

Kapuchu

Tchernobog

Pen Stroke


More Zen than a monk having a cup of tea with Fluttershy next to a gentle stream.

There's a quote for your bio box. :raritywink:

-JaketheGinger


On 2/1/16, at 8:22 PM, NATOstrike wrote:

> holy shit star... this video is more cancer-filled than i am


My Current Theme Song:

And, yes, by approval of the man himself, I AM Regidar 2.0.  Bask in the glory, babe!


People Skeeter Respects:

shortskirtsandexplosions (Then again, who doesn't respect this guy?)

Ponky (If you like SS&E, you probably like him as well)

knighty I mean, come on, he made the damn site)

the parasprite

Ruirik

Art Inspired  (My Right Hand Man)

Pen Stroke

KiltedKey

Wanderer D

Eldorado

TittySparkles

PropMaster

Einhander

Professor Plum

Daemon of Decay

Pearple Prose

Flint Sparks  (My Trusty Lieutenant)

NATOstrike

Cerulean Voice

RainbowBob

JustAnotherTimeLord (From the start of it all)

MasterFrasca99

TwilightUCrazy

FloydienSlip

Garnot

CosmicAfro

Cloudhammer

Yipyapper

Archonix

Lapis Lazuli and Inky J

These guys are far better than I ever will be.  Go to them, follow them, worship them.

Also, over half of them I have shoehorned my way into being friends with them.  I think they pity me.

And I'd willingly go gay for them.

Screw it, it works.

The LIST.

Crap I intend to do:

15 of 31 done

1.  Become known on this site.  (Verdict is out on that...) I am.  WOOT.

2.  Make and actually finish a story of mine.  (A REAL one, not that halfassed one I have)

3.  COLLAB!  (I have a few in the works.)

4.  Get the more colorful people of this site to follow me.

5.  BECOME one of the more colorful people on this site (Think I might have done this...) Ties in with #1, actually...

6.  Get a custom avatar pic done.  Of Aku, no less. YES.  Just... YES.

7.  Get bookplayer to follow me.

Shows me that it's never a bad idea to try…!  Thanks!

8.  Get Ruirik to follow me.

AT LONG LAST.

9.  Get Ponky to follow me.

10.  Get TheBrianJ to follow me.

11.  Get CookieMonstar to follow me.

Words fail me right now.  I am floored...!

12.  Get shortskirtsandexplosions to follow me.  Holy hell yes.

13.  Get Kapuchu to follow me.

Whoo hooo!  Thank you!

14.  Get Xaldon Ajide to follow me.

Whoo hoo!  Another one down!

15.  Get Jake The Army Guy to follow me.

16.  Get the foolish samurai to follow me.

A truce…  For now...

17.  Get Pen Stroke to follow me.  Whoa.  Just...  Whoa.

18.  Be blessed by God!

Repented for my past sins (Named Jack), been blessed.

19.  Get lurked!

The Lurker's been lurked!

20.  Get Cold in Gardez to follow me.

21.  Get an impossible follow.

22.  Get a mod/pre reader to follow me.

Eldorado…  You rock!

23.  Get another mod/pre reader to follow me.

24.  Get an unexpected follow.  About as unexpected as it gets!

25.  Earn the approval badge from Wanderer D.

26.  Become judge/contributor/admin for all Mane 6 shipping pairs. (4 out of 15 done)

27.  Start my own cult.  "My own religion" is too common.

Join, my legion!  JOIN!

28.  Get someone to parody my custom avatar.

Dunsparce, you glorious bastard, you!

29.  Get at least TWO stories written starring me.  What?  I can be narcissistic.

30.  Get knighty to comment on my page.  (Aim big, I suppose.)

The Lurker's Legionaries

1,108 members follow Skeeter The Lurker

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Things I'm Proud of

  • Radioactive Two friends, one cheerful and the other, a bit down have a small talk. Sometimes, when you feel down, all it takes is the comforting words of a friend to help you along in life. by Skeeter The Lurker 3,137 words · 508 views · 66 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Apple's Science When Twilight gets an object from Canterlot Univeristy, it reveals a fascinating fact about one of her close friends... by Skeeter The Lurker 10,583 words · 1,111 views · 122 likes · 7 dislikes

The First Aku Avatar of Mine

The Stories I REALLY Like (Highly Recommended)

  • Fire & Rain Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest by Ruirik 132,604 words · 16,713 views · 1,861 likes · 46 dislikes
  • Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 4,188 views · 292 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 32,976 views · 2,861 likes · 117 dislikes
  • The Empty Room An ancient enemy; a family secret; a plot to overthrow the Princesses... by Wanderer D 150,929 words · 20,371 views · 1,755 likes · 59 dislikes
  • Faster Rainbow Dash is given a chance to make her heart's desire real: to be the fastest pony alive. by Einhander 17,493 words · 8,842 views · 1,019 likes · 32 dislikes

More stories I really like.

  • Evil is Easy, Governing is Harder One day, just like that, Celestia decides she's going to go mad with power. by Aragon 18,246 words · 8,461 views · 1,137 likes · 28 dislikes
  • Three Wishes: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Before They Changed The World The Crusaders learn that they aren't like other ponies. As they uncover the secrets of their origins, the trio grow closer than ever, discovering not only their unique nature, but the incredible power that comes with it as well. by Xepher 69,046 words · 11,387 views · 1,074 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Contraptionology! When life gives you lemons, make robot monsters. by Skywriter 134,483 words · 13,138 views · 976 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Solem Perditum Princess Celestia wanders the lunar landscape, exploring the dark side of the moon. What she discovers there may be more than she can handle. by PropMaster 29,483 words · 2,032 views · 208 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Of Lilies and Chestnuts Fancy Pants and Fleur are living a good life in Canterlot. There's something they miss, though: the joy of having a child. Conventional methods have failed, but perhaps adopting a batpony is what they need to make their family complete? by Prane 44,444 words · 11,139 views · 1,637 likes · 21 dislikes

Other things you should TOTALLY read.

  • The Passage of Time Colgate discovers the horrors in the Frozen World by MasterFrasca 37,396 words · 704 views · 40 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A Fork in Time Time traveling from five thousand years in the future, Twilight Sparkle—or as she prefers, Glitter-Flanks—has one mission: to establish the closed time loop that sets her and Celestia up as a couple, by flirting as aggressively as possible. by Pav Feira 13,606 words · 9,688 views · 1,374 likes · 47 dislikes
  • The Enchanted Library (original one-shot) Rarity liked the tale of The Four Princesses as a filly, even if she knew it wasn't real. Princesses fighting against a spirit of chaos? A library under a tree? Please. But then she grew up and found out some bedtimes stories were quite real. by Monochromatic 4,301 words · 7,700 views · 1,035 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Photo Dash Ever notice you've never seen Photo Finish and Rainbow Dash in the same room? by SS Nomad 58,491 words · 5,086 views · 675 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Walking Through Fire Princess Celestia is sometimes an enigma. What is it with her and tea? Why doesn't she drink cider? And how will she react when Twilight Sparkle confesses that she has a crush on her former mentor? by SPark 7,113 words · 12,759 views · 1,486 likes · 23 dislikes

My faves grow daily. Check back often.

  • E Take Notice

    On a diplomatic mission, Blueblood struggles to remain diplomatic to a tyrant.  · redsquirrel456
    2,552 words · 414 views  ·  80  ·  3
  • E Ember Goes to the Spa

    Ember doesn't think ponies have anything to offer. Spike takes her to the spa to show her ponies may be able to offer more than she bargained for.  · Starscribe
    3,580 words · 1,779 views  ·  236  ·  3
  • T Playing With Fire

    For a mare of Rarity's calibre, chances to relax and indulge are few and far between. When a new opportunity arises to do exactly that, however, how could she say no?  · Timaeus
    5,969 words · 218 views  ·  33  ·  3 · sex
  • T Marshmallow Fluff

    Rarity knows exactly how to help Princess Luna relax after a long day. A cute and sexy bit of shipping fluff.  · SPark
    1,894 words · 307 views  ·  55  ·  5
  • T Friendship Bling and Changing Things

    During her brother's surprise wedding, Twilight meets an old demon from her past that will most assuredly change her, and her family's life forever. In other words, literally nothing goes to plan, and everybody suffers because of green bug bitch.  · WeatheredField
    15,286 words · 2,168 views  ·  324  ·  16
  • E Twilight's Cat-Astrophe

    New spells are fun, and Twilight loves practicing them. An ill-timed sneeze has made her latest spell go a bit out of control, though, and now she's stuck as a tiny kitten, trying to deal with a pony-sized world.  · SPark
    9,324 words · 4,872 views  ·  671  ·  6
  • E Honestly... Reading Minds is Cooler

    When Sunset Shimmer decides to visit Equestria with her girlfriend – the human world’s Twilight Sparkle – she expects there to be some confusion. She doesn't expect to come home with a royal title.  · Mad Hattie
    4,581 words · 3,495 views  ·  353  ·  31
  • E Operation Westhorse

    Rainbow Dash finds herself somewhere new. For the novelty of it, she flies West.  · PropMaster
    29,704 words · 334 views  ·  55  ·  4
  • E Centennial Eternal

    On the eve of Twilight's one-hundredth birthday, Princess Celestia has a special surprise for her star pupil.  · Rocket Lawn Chair
    4,410 words · 1,975 views  ·  257  ·  19

Things I need to read eventually.

  • T Reflections

    Crystal Faire, an alternate reality Flurry Heart, travels through a collapsing multiverse. Her mission: to save worlds from themselves and, maybe, save the whole multiverse. With a little help, of course.  · RQK
    20,258 words · 457 views  ·  42  ·  1
  • T Prom Night's Light

    It's prom night! Time for the girls to dress up, take pictures, and have a good time.  · RS-Belle14
    27,155 words · 789 views  ·  102  ·  9 · sex
  • E Knights of the Realm

    Sunset, Trixie and Twilight were chosen as Celestia's apprentices, but they also choose to become Knights, protectors of Equestria. They are prepared for that, but Equestria is probably not prepared for them.  · Kinni
    100,804 words · 2,541 views  ·  229  ·  11
  • T Alicorn Genesis

    Fusion shows off her bright new idea to her two closest friends.  · Jordan179
    5,491 words · 465 views  ·  43  ·  3
  • E Gilded Sister

    A young girl who never got a chance to live is gifted that chance in the form of a new body, life, and brother. How will this old soul take to her strange world?  · Kind of Brony
    63,788 words · 8,841 views  ·  1,565  ·  28
  • T SunLight Sliders

    Due to a minor calibration error, Sunset and Twilight find themselves lost in the vast possibilities of the multiverse. Now, they search for a way home… and find something neither expected in one another.  · Novel-Idea
    41,322 words · 2,014 views  ·  256  ·  17

Random Things On My Mind

A request for you all. PLEASE READ.

Seeing as many of you like to complain about the fact that I sign my name on everything I comment on, I decided to list here and now the reason I do so in the first place.

It's highly detailed and incredibly deep, so bear with me, ok?

It's just because it's who I am.  There is no other reason.

See?  Deep, right?

Now.  Stop saying you don't like it and don't ask me to stop doing it.  I won't.

Other than that, thanks for the comment!


And also:

Stop acting like it's a big deal to beat me to a first comment.

It's annoying.

The fact that I get first comment on most is simply a side effect.

I READ before I comment.  You should as well.


Why do I still do a signature?  D explains here.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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#2,745 · 1d, 14h ago · · ·

>>2436227

Just saw this.

I felt obligated to bring it to your attention.

#2,744 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2440370

Oooo.  I like that.  I like the curves the artist gave him.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,742 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2438116

You're welcome!

#2,741 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2438103

Thank you!

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,740 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

You were interesting enough on the barcast. So here's a fallow.

#2,739 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2436894 me too...

Guess you really got a different impression than I did. :twilightsheepish:

~Leonzilla

#2,738 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2436881

...Wait.  Are we talking about the same show?

I was referring to Samurai Jack...

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,737 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2436225 unfortunately, for my part, I don't feel so satisfied with what I have seen.

Episode four let me down so hard with the tremendous drop in quality from what the first three episodes had lead me to expect.

It's still good enough to be worth my time for sure; but men, if they had been able to keep up the quality they showed during the first three episodes throughout the whole season it would have been a bloody master piece!

I blame the multiple writers system. It is being my impression that when it is combined with multi-episode arcs in any kind of story the narrative has a hard time feeling wholesome and more often than not feels like if the story was written round robin style with writers barely coordinating with each other beyond the basic concepts like having everyone start their part where the previous one ended.

I still feel a little disappointed about that.:fluttershyouch:

~Leonzilla

#2,736 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2436460

Whoa.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,734 · 2w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>2435995

Ok?

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,733 · 2w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>2436174

Been a thing I've meant to do for a good while.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,732 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2434622

So people do investigate those links I put there...

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,731 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2433557

Hell yes I am.  They've done everything right.

Except for pacing.  But I'm not gonna knock that too much.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2,729 · 3w, 1h ago · · ·

Spiders

#2,728 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·

Because of you Mr. Skeeter, I am now hooked on Madeon.  

#2,727 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2432362 I getcha, liking stuff is an intuitive process, it requires of no reason or justification other than perhaps "it felt right to me".

I asked because it was odd to see you with a non-samurai jack related profile pic.

Are you liking the new season so far?

~Leonzilla

#2,726 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2432491

Ah, in that case, I'm probably not the guy you're thinking of.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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