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The Bricklayer

Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel

My Bio

Okay, let me introduce myself. Name's the Bricklayer, and as you can guess by my name I'm a LEGO fan. I'm also a huge nerd being fans of things diverse as NCIS, Supernatural, Bones, Godzilla, Doctor Who, Pokemon, Jurassic Park, the MCU, and DC Comics and of course MLP: FIM. How long have I been a fan? Well, I'd say since at least October of 2015 if I had to guess. And fast forwards a few months and here I am hopefully providing some fun and hopefully hilarious stories for y'all.

The pony I identify most is Twilight, largely because like her I am a huge nerd, and somewhat neurotic at times. However, I'm also like Fluttershy as well because of how kind and polite I can be. Should warn you though, if you tick me off enough, politeness is thrown out the window. I have a very low tolerance of BS and people whining about something or other on this site about how the show sucks and how it's ruined forever or something similar, so if you're like that... Don't expect any sympathy from me.

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Latest Stories


New chapter · 10:16pm Saturday

Prepare yourself, things are about to get wild once more.

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I am the one that gave him advice on the story. Someone who had sex at 18 years old. Even if the creature is a dragon they wouldn't have endless pure sex. That is not realistic and I hate clop and I loved this story because it wasn't pointless oh lets just fuck crap. It was deep story.

I was using someone and their advice who actually knows about sex, someone who actually would know what sex would be like for an eighteen-year-old. They would not last for two to three minutes without climaxing. Now, you can either accept my reasoning, or not. I'm not changing the story, and that's the end of it. This was romance, not porn. I had at least one reader who hated clopfics, and yet they enjoyed this because of the simple fact of the matter that this was about more than just mindless sex.

Well how can you be so sure of a dragon's libido? In what I've read, they re much higher than regular ponies.

I did, but did it realistically and that's what everyone's bitching about. They wanted unreasonable, drawn out Sex which Spike wouldn't have been able to manage at his age.

Well that makes sense. However you should add in the sex scene somehow. Quality clopfics with Ember are hard to come by, and you had the perfect chance to make some high quality stuff with what you set up.

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Cool Links

Okay, this is just some links I thought you guys would love to check out:

Really, do I need explain this one?

Good for you if you need a British phrase reference guide like I do.




If you ever need a refresher course or need to look something up for these four fandoms, here y'all go. Also, I highly recommend TF Wiki if you need a good laugh.

Ah yes, a list of people who've done us a favor by dieing in stupid ways and removing themselves from the gene pool.

Again, a good reference guide if you need a refresher course or need some good info.

Okay, this last one is again a more helpful one as it's useful if you need to know how to spell a word or need it's definition.

Twidash Cuteness

(Thanks to XenoPony for telling me where to find this image.)

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