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The Bricklayer

Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (Any Pronouns)


On the Coronavirus Part 2 · 4:39pm Mar 22nd, 2020

Just some general tips and advice this time around.

1. I cannot stress this enough, but WASH YOUR HANDS. First weapon in fighting this.

2. Mind your handling of things others have

3. If you absolutely have to touch your face, like for an itch, use your shoulder

4. Surgical masks do nothing, you're basically constantly uncomfortable and constantly adjusting them.

5: Cough into your shirt, and on that note change clothes daily.

6. Bathe daily

7. Drink lots of fluids

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My Bio

Groups I admin for. (Please contact if you have issues, and I will try and resolve them if I can.)
Annoyed Bisexual Male Authors (NSFW)

Okay, let me introduce myself. Name's the Bricklayer, and as you can guess by my name I'm a LEGO fan. I'm also a huge nerd being fans of things diverse as NCIS, Supernatural, Bones, Godzilla, Doctor Who, Pokemon, Jurassic Park, the MCU, and DC Comics and of course MLP: FIM. How long have I been a fan? Well, I'd say since at least October of 2015 if I had to guess. And fast forwards a few months and here I am hopefully providing some fun and hopefully hilarious stories for y'all.

The pony I identify most is Twilight, largely because like her I am a huge nerd, and somewhat neurotic at times. However, I'm also like Fluttershy as well because of how kind and polite I can be. Should warn you though, if you tick me off enough, politeness is thrown out the window. I have a very low tolerance of BS and people whining about something or other on this site about how the show sucks and how it's ruined forever or something similar, so if you're like that... Don't expect any sympathy from me.

My other handles if you want to find me elsewhere:

Xbox Live:

DA Page:

AO3 Page for Non-Pony works.


FOE-Related Humor


Latest Stories


Staying silent no longer · 3:52pm Jun 5th, 2020

Okay, so uh, yeah. If you've seen a certain Markaplier video that I reposted, you might know where my stance is on this. But I'm going to come out and say it.

Black Lives Matter.

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Coming out · 9:00pm Mar 3rd, 2021

Okay, I can't hide myself anymore. Earlier, I saw a... post if you can even call it that left me shaking with rage for a good few minutes and I apologize if my spelling isn't great right now. I'm still not in the best f moods. I refuse to let this bastard say I don't exist...

What do I mean by that? Well, just a few weeks ago I figured out my lavel.

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Happy Pride Month!

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Hey man no prob! was a great story!:pinkiehappy:

How have you been? I have read your most recent stories and am glad your creative juices are flowing to the point you felt ready to share them!

MANSION God bless. God loves you, now and forever.

It’d be making if you could do a crossover with The Owl House (yes, I’m obsessed)

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Cool Links

Okay, this is just some links I thought you guys would love to check out:

Really, do I need explain this one?

Good for you if you need a British phrase reference guide like I do.




If you ever need a refresher course or need to look something up for these four fandoms, here y'all go. Also, I highly recommend TF Wiki if you need a good laugh.

Ah yes, a list of people who've done us a favor by dieing in stupid ways and removing themselves from the gene pool.

Again, a good reference guide if you need a refresher course or need some good info.

Okay, this last one is again a more helpful one as it's useful if you need to know how to spell a word or need it's definition.

Twidash Cuteness

(Thanks to XenoPony for telling me where to find this image.)