May

28th

2017

El Golpe de Estado Mas Corto de La Historia Equestriana · 6:36am May 28th

Hello, sweetie pies!

I'm stepping out of my cryogenic freezing pod today just to let you know that the lovely ZodiacalComet has undergone the kind task of translating The Attempted Assassinations of Twilight Sparkle into Spanish!

It can be found here, and on the story page itself.

This will be useful if:
1) You speak Spanish
2) You enjoyed the story in English, but have since lost the ability to read the language and must rely on Spanish
3) Your parents speak Spanish exclusively, and you'd like to show them how you're spending your free time

Fun for the whole family!

yes i've made that joke before don't tell my mom

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Dubs Rewatcher

Dubs Rewatcher #115 · April 26th · · ·

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I'm too busy to work on my own stories most of the time—taking on a collab would just be irresponsible.

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Twilight is the BEST #114 · April 26th · · ·

2433823 Why?

Dubs Rewatcher

Dubs Rewatcher #113 · April 26th · · ·

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Thanks for thinking of me, but I'm afraid I'm not up for a one-on-one collab right now.

Twilight is the BEST

Twilight is the BEST #112 · April 26th · · ·

Are you interested in doing a collaboration story?

Phantomeneer

Phantomeneer #111 · January 19th · · ·

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oh k

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