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Professional pun-runner and all-around cutie patootie

Aug
2nd
2019

A Chronology of Posh Canon · 9:47pm Aug 2nd, 2019

DID SOMEONE SAY TIMELINES???

...Anyone? No? Okay, that's fine. I guess.


I'm fine, really. :'^)

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Nov
2nd
2020

“A Poison Tree” but translated like ten times into ten languages and back · 12:45am November 2nd

I hate my boyfriend
I spoke angrily, my anger was gone.
I'm angry with the enemy:
Do not talk or get angry

And they drink with fear
Tears all night and in the morning
Sunbathing and smiling
With weak tricks and deception

And grow day by night
Until the sharp apples break
And my enemies see you shining
And I know it's me

And play in my garden
She covered a blanket last night
Nice to meet you in the morning.
My enemies are under the trees

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Praise for Posh, the Best and Cutest Writer

"I fell on hard times a few years back, and went to Posh for help. He made me come all the way out to his house, an hours long journey, on the promise that he'd let me stay a few days to help me out. When I got there, he laughed in my face and poured soup in my hair. He made me stay in the doghouse in his back garden, and all the time I was there, he kept calling me Soup Boy. Posh is a vile man, and I would not edit these crossovers for him if I had a choice."

-DannyJ-

"Posh i want to call you out on this low quality bait

but it worked and that makes me madder"
-GaraTheAuthor-

"Some of the writing is as pretentious as he is, but it’s written competently enough that you can usually ignore it."
-Someone anon, idk-

”If only Posh were here. They say he’s the greatest.”
-Posh (Me)-

”[Posh] is the greatest.”
-They-

-Royale Cantaloupe Liberty for "Teach Me Goodness"
-Scrubbingfest Pranky Pea award for The Next Best Thing
-Winner of the Changing Seasons Sunset Shipping Contest with ...But It Often Rhymes
-ScrabbleFabble Fluttershibby Award for Be Good To Your Daughters, For They Become Mothers.
-Second Place in the Journeys Sunset Shipping Contest with Neither Rhyme, Nor Reason
-Fourth Place in the Endings Sunset Shipping Contest with Arrhythmia.

Check to the right for a chronology of the many, many convoluted timelines I've cooked in my literary crock pot.

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ur a cutie patootie

2944633
Damn-y J, I’ll get you next time, Posh.

2944411 Abusing Danny is my own province.

"I fell on hard times a few years back, and went to Posh for help. He made me come all the way out to his house, an hours long journey, on the promise that he'd let me stay a few days to help me out. When I got there, he laughed in my face and poured soup in my hair. He made me stay in the doghouse in his back garden, and all the time I was there, he kept calling me Soup Boy. Posh is a vile man, and I would not edit these crossovers for him if I had a choice."

You should have invited me over too. I would have helped.

2919892 she's just a li'l ole raspberry

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