New Swamp · 11:20pm March 31st

Yeah, I'm still doing this.

Chapter has been cooking since Summer 2022, with the reason for the delay coming down to uhhh work, Zoloft, more work, and the erosion of the republic. But the good news is, I switched off of Zoloft (mostly)!

Get ready for ten thousand words of Wally right in your fucking faces.

Report Posh · 39 views · Story: Magica Ex Dolori ·

TMy Dinner With Shimmer
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
When Wallflower Blush's gal pal/backseat booty call, Sunset Shimmer, invites her over for a home-cooked dinner, the pressure is on for her to act like a grown-up. It's either that, or let Sunset burn the building down.
Profanity
Sex
Sunset Shimmer
Wallflower Blush
Posh · 13k words · 84 9 · 584 views
TEbony Learns the Meaning of Spooksmas
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Ur goffik grl Enoby Way haz herself a Spooksmas 4 da ages when she learnz da reel meaning of Hollow Ween, NO PREPZ OR FLAMERZ ALLOWED
Sex
Gore
Violence
Suicide / Self Harm
Death
Crossover
Twilight
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
OC
Wallflower Blush
Posh · 1.5k words · 16 12 · 328 views
TMagica Ex Dolori
Equestria Girls
Dark
Drama
Tragedy
A wave of suicides sweeps through Canterville. Sunset and the girls can't stop it. But maybe Wallflower Blush can. She just needs someone to show her how. A crossover with Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
Violence
Suicide / Self Harm
Death
Crossover
Human
OC
Sunset Shimmer
Wallflower Blush
Posh · 92k words · 71 9 · 1.6k views
TWhat Hath Twience Wrought?
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
Sci-Fi
Of all Twilight's experiments, none have worried her mother as much as Timber Spruce.
Sex
Twilight Velvet
Sci-Twi
Timber Spruce
Posh · 4.7k words · 110 10 · 2k views
TArrhythmia
Equestria Girls
Romance
Drama
When Flash Sentry got into Fillydelphia State, nobody was more surprised than him. He never counted on having a future. Now that it's in front of him, he can't wait to see what it looks like. If only he can figure out how to break the news to Sunset.
Sex
Derpy
Sunset Shimmer
Flash Sentry
Posh · 15k words · 75 5 · 1.2k views
EIn the Country of Posh Things
MLP: FiM
Equestria Girls
Random
Anthology
A collection with no central theme or core idea, beyond "this is what I, at some point in my life, thought would make a compelling read." They have nothing in common beyond all being pieces of Me.
Posh · 11k words · 28 1 · 534 views

Words of Praise

"I fell on hard times a few years back, and went to Posh for help. He made me come all the way out to his house, an hours long journey, on the promise that he'd let me stay a few days to help me out. When I got there, he laughed in my face and poured soup in my hair. He made me stay in the doghouse in his back garden, and all the time I was there, he kept calling me Soup Boy. Posh is a vile man, and I would not edit these crossovers for him if I had a choice."
-DannyJ-

"I'd describe Posh's writing as ‘good’ and ‘imbued with the undying spirit of Armenia’"
-Dubs Rewatcher-

”as far as i can tell, posh is some variety of gremlin which thrives in the recesses of Discord servers, creeping forth only to speak with trusted individuals or to offer some sort of cryptic message.”
-Sir Fiddles-

"Some of the writing is as pretentious as he is, but it’s written competently enough that you can usually ignore it."
-Some anon, idk-

i wish i was as cool and hot as posh
-scampy-

”If only Posh were here. They say he’s the greatest.”
-Posh (Me)-

”[Posh] is the greatest.”
-They-

-Royale Cantaloupe Liberty for "Teach Me Goodness"
-Scrubbingfest Pranky Pea award for The Next Best Thing
-Winner of the Changing Seasons Sunset Shipping Contest with ...But It Often Rhymes
-ScrabbleFabble Fluttershibby Award for Be Good To Your Daughters, For They Become Mothers.
-Second Place in the Journeys Sunset Shipping Contest with Neither Rhyme, Nor Reason
-Fourth Place in the Endings Sunset Shipping Contest with Arrhythmia.
-Second place in the Rainbow Rocksaversary event with My Dinner With Shimmer.

Selected Reading

"Teach Me Goodness" Cheerilee bids farewell to her friends and students before going back to school in Fillydelphia. by Posh 21,784 words · 306 · 6
...But It Often Rhymes For four years, Sunset Shimmer has carried a torch for Miss Cheerilee, and for four years, she's struggled to look at her without thinking of the one who got away. by Posh 12,578 words · 303 · 7
Be Good to Your Daughters, For They Become Mothers When you've lived as long as Granny Smith, you've got a right to be set in your ways. Pear Butter's not gonna accept that. by Posh 4,429 words · 460 · 5
The Eye That Floats, Silent and Unblinking, in Sunset Shimmer's Kitchen Sunset Shimmer's apartment is invaded by a giant, cosmic eyeball, which is generally kind of a bummer, and almost as annoying as the constant advances Twilight keeps making toward herself. by Posh 33,181 words · 464 · 14
Daring Do's Adventures in Whackademia Daring Do solicits Rainbow Dash's assistance for her most dangerous adventure yet: She needs a date to a nerd party. by Posh 10,762 words · 132 · 3

A short selection of what I'd consider my best work, loosely organized in order of how unashamed I am of them (from most unashamed to least).

Works In Progress

Pony Gear Solid Solid Snake teams up with ponies to save Equestria, and gradually learns to love it. by Posh 285,540 words · 409 · 8
Magica Ex Dolori A wave of suicides sweeps through Canterville. Sunset and the girls can't stop it. But maybe Wallflower Blush can. She just needs someone to show her how. A crossover with Puella Magi Madoka Magica. by Posh 91,704 words · 71 · 9
My Little Immortal: Friendship is Gothic Ebony is just as Satan made her: beautiful and perfect in every Way (geddit?). Join her as she lives and loves at the School for Gifted Unicrons. There's also some claptrap about a hospital, but don't pay attention to that. by Posh 29,225 words · 89 · 27
In the Country of Posh Things A collection with no central theme or core idea, beyond "this is what I, at some point in my life, thought would make a compelling read." They have nothing in common beyond all being pieces of Me. by Posh 11,092 words · 28 · 1
One Good Turn... Cheerilee's first Hearth's Warming away from Ponyville isn't going so well, so Starlight and Trixie offer to share theirs with her. Things... don't quite go as planned, but at least their hearts are in the right place. (Sequel to "Teach Me Goodness") by Posh 12,285 words · 41 · 1