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How very charitable of her royal majesty to summon us to a social gathering of prepared foods and open-handed cordiality, regardless of the immense difference in our societal statuses.


S7E13 · 1:54am Last Thursday

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Please, Mr. Woshy is my dad. Call me Posh.

Works in Progress

Pony Gear Solid: Chapter Sixteen: "Sing" (Completed and undergoing revision!)

The Long Arm of Murphy's Law: Chapter Four: "Drowned By Fireworks" (title probably subject to change)

The House Comes Calling: Writeoff bronze medalist. A story of grace, responsibility, sibling love, and Fluttershy forming life-long ties with organized crime.

On the Docket

Untitled Shining Armor/Cadance One-Shot: Unresolved issues between the royal newlyweds put a serious strain on their honeymoon. A revised and expanded version of a Writeoff Association submission.

Untitled Christmas/Hearth's Warming Story: "They said y'all were the bookish type, so I picked this out for you."

Untitled "Teach Me Goodness" Sequel: A belated holiday story that's (largely) about Cheerilee's first Hearth's Warming away from home.

Untitled "Teach Me Goodness" Sequel: Big McIntosh copes with heartbreak after Cheerilee moves away.

Untitled One Step Away Sequel: An alternate take on a story by Oroboro, conceived and written with the permission of the original author.

Untitled Twilight-centric One-Shot: A conversation on power, and the right to rule, between Princess Twilight and her mentor.

Untitled Applejack-centric One-Shot: One night, after a heated argument with her older sister, Apple Bloom ran away from home, and Equestria was never quite the same. But in another time, and another place, events unfolded in quite a different manner. (An alternate take on Pony Gear Solid's beginning)

Rain-Faux Dash: Rainbow Dash's good name is dragged through the mud by an impostor. (Title definitely subject to change)

Daring Do's Adventures in Whack-Ademia: "A.K. Yearling" invites Rainbow Dash to be her plus-one at an archaeological meet-and-greet in Canterlot.

"Milestones" I've "achieved" through my "writing":

-Royale Cantaloupe Liberty (for "Teach Me Goodness")
-Scrubbingfest Pranky Pea award for The Next Best Thing

More to come. Possibly maybe probably not.


  • Pony Gear Solid Solid Snake teams up with ponies to save Equestria. This will not be a good week for him. by Posh 253,070 words · 6,908 views · 348 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Equestria Gear Solid: The Definitive Experience Solid Snake transfers to Crystal Prep to prevent villains from seizing control of Metal Gear. by Posh 21,468 words · 233 views · 34 likes · 4 dislikes

The Bonnieverse

  • "Teach Me Goodness" (July 2016 Writeoff Association Winner!) Cheerilee bids farewell to her friends and students before going back to school in Fillydelphia. by Posh 22,160 words · 1,422 views · 218 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Long Arm of Murphy's Law When Spike sees a dejected Rarity being stood up on a date, he takes her to a local carnival to lift her spirits. by Posh 14,311 words · 803 views · 60 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Next Best Thing Starlight Glimmer bonds with Diamond Tiara over their mutual status as reformed antagonists... and over a shared love of trolling Spike. by Posh 5,216 words · 1,347 views · 162 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Eye That Floats, Silent and Unblinking, in Sunset Shimmer's Kitchen Sunset Shimmer's apartment is invaded by a giant, cosmic eyeball, which is generally kind of a bummer. Almost as annoying as the constant advances Twilight keeps making toward herself. by Posh 34,174 words · 2,410 views · 355 likes · 13 dislikes

Twilight Sparkle's Mundane Castle One-Shots

  • Pinching Flurry Twilight decides that she's going to keep Flurry Heart. by Posh 940 words · 891 views · 74 likes · 4 dislikes
  • The Old View All Spike wanted was to eat his cornflakes. by Posh 888 words · 596 views · 88 likes · 1 dislikes

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Don’t worry about it; it’s fine.

2452098 Being scrombled messed with my sense of time.


Where are you, Scrombled Man?

I have things for you to review.

2452068 I experimented with scrombling in college, as one does.

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