Anon is too cheap to spring for a golden apple, so he settles for a cardboard box. Didn't start any wars, accidentally a job, 9/10 would recommend. [RGRE] {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Discord knew this was coming. He knew. So did Princess Twilight. They knew. They saw it coming a mile away. Yet they let this happen anyway. Why couldn't they just let things stay the same? Who's the bigger fool?
Princess Luna has found herself on a very different moon after some strange force interfered with her banishment. She doesn't know what the metal objects that keep orbiting and sometimes landing there are, but she's going to find out.
There is an empty orphanage in the vast forest on the borders of Equestria, where reality is fluid and the dead remember. Two retired princesses are here to help.
My name is Sunset Shimmer. I am the strongest unicorn in all of Equestria, and my life is over. I'm in hiding and on the run, and I have no idea where to start putting things back together.
