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Now in Book Form!

We have transcended the digital!

To celebrate the final season of Friendship is Magic, our good friend and all-around awesome dude Aquaman decided last year to embark on an incredible going-away project for Bronycon 2019 -- the Bronycon Bookstore. He invited authors from across the fandom to print real, hard-copy books and offer them for sale. At the time, none of us knew if the store would be a success, or if we'd all be walking home with our bags filled with unsold books.

The result surprised us all.

My contribution to the store, Completely Safe Stories: A Collection, sold out in the first few hours of the first day. I wasn't even able to get one for myself. But now, everyone can!

That's right! Through the printing company, Lulu.com, you can have your own copy of Completely Safe Stories for the at-cost price of $10.80, plus $3.99 for shipping. I'm not making a cent off these books.

If you've always wanted a piece of the fandom to hold in your hands, I think you could do worse than this book. The few copies I saw at Bronycon were slick as hell, as quality as anything you'd see at a Barnes & Noble. The cover art came out absolutely great. And the words inside aren't too bad either.

Order your copy of Completely Safe Stories here!

The pretty good ones

The Book of Might Have Beens The book was Twilight Sparkle's greatest creation – ask it any question about how your life might have been and see the answer. It is a work of genius. It is a tempting, insightful, wonderful marvel of magic. It is a terrible mistake. by Cold in Gardez 8,359 words · 815 · 9
All the Mortal Remains Twilight Sparkle discovers an urn, and a decade's worth of questions, in the ashes of her library. by Cold in Gardez 9,035 words · 1,924 · 24
The Destruction of the Self Buckwheat would like to be a farmer. But what he wants isn't important, and that's alright with him. by Cold in Gardez 6,147 words · 554 · 11
Completely Safe in the Reference Section Twilight Sparkle and her friends recover an ancient book of black magic. She does the obvious thing with it. by Cold in Gardez 8,098 words · 1,177 · 18

Stories of mine that have won various contests, Writeoff events, and the like.

Dramas and the like

A Once and Future Darkness When Luna returned after a thousand years of exile, she brought something else back with her. Dreams – real dreams – are shaking the world, and Twilight Sparkle must stop them before they destroy it. by Cold in Gardez 9,555 words · 509 · 37
The Last Trumpet's Call A gryphon survives a battle in the north. His friend does not. He wonders, sometimes, who really won. by Cold in Gardez 14,587 words · 414 · 3
The Carnivore's Prayer It is their nature by Cold in Gardez 9,679 words · 748 · 12
The Glass Blower A young artist in love will do whatever it takes to satisfy his heart. by Cold in Gardez 10,489 words · 1,128 · 24
Small-town Charm Twilight has seen some odd things in Ponyville. by Cold in Gardez 3,958 words · 1,127 · 34

Some of the more serious stories I've written.

Adventures! Others!

The Wind Thief A Tale of the Dragonborn by Cold in Gardez 72,221 words · 905 · 20
The First Light of Dawn A terrible accident threatens to unmake the world as we know it. by Cold in Gardez 67,434 words · 366 · 6
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Lost Cities North of Canterlot, in the far marches of the Equestrian lands near the Griffon tribes, there is a mountain that flies. by Cold in Gardez 11,025 words · 1,112 · 17

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The Contest Fluttershy returns to defend her title as Quiet Game world champion. by Cold in Gardez 6,714 words · 1,930 · 24
The Lamia There aren't many stallions in Ponyville. For most mares, this might be considered a problem. For a mare addicted to eating them, it's the perfect chance to detox. by Cold in Gardez 8,321 words · 823 · 38
National Geographic Presents: Big Princess Week Twilight Sparkle notices some odd urges, now that she's suddenly become an alicorn. by Cold in Gardez 5,406 words · 1,241 · 41
The Time of Their Lives Twilight Sparkle is arrested for the second time in her life. Rarity is attempting to put her business partner out of business. The undead have risen and walk Ponyville's streets. A normal day, in other words. by Cold in Gardez 6,988 words · 915 · 27

For some reason, I'm known as a comedy writer. Here are the ones that still make me laugh.

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Hey, glad you enjoyed it :) And thank you for taking the time to say so, as well.

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barbeque #216 · 6 days ago · · ·

Finally got around to reading Completely Safe Stories! Fantastic collection. I didn't like every single one of stories inside, but the great thing about those collection books is that there's also always some other stories in there that I do like that either I just hadn't gotten around to reading yet, or in some cases, weren't on my radar at all.

And of course, there is just something about reading a physical book that makes you sit down and really read it. In case of The Archetypist, I specifically held off reading it if only to experience it in printed form first.

Thank you for creating this wonderful book.

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