The Part Where I Just Leave Stuff Here And Hope You Read It

• T Snowblind

  • Rom
  • Drama
  • SoL

  The Crystal Empire is hardly where I'd like to be right now—or ever, for that matter. But as long as I'm a guest of the resident royal family, I might as well enjoy the night life... and perhaps, if I'm lucky, their hard-partying daughter too.

  • Original Character
  • Flurry Heart
  • Sex

  Aquaman · 7.8k words  ·  36  3 · 357 views
• T Celestia's Angels

  • Adv
  • Com
  • Alt. U

  After Luna's banishment, Celestia created the Angels: a team of three magical prodigies tasked with protecting Equestria and handling any task the Princess cannot. Given recent events, "wielding the Elements of Harmony" might warrant a mention too.

  • Twilight Sparkle
  • Sunset Shimmer
  • Starlight Glimmer

  Aquaman · 18k words  ·  244  11 · 2.3k views
• E Language Barrier

  • Com
  • Rand
  • SoL

  Yesterday, Dinky Hooves learned a new word. Today, she's going to share that new word with her two best friends at school. Fluttershy really should've watched her mouth a little more. [TW: dumb kids, marshmallow pony swears]

  • Other
  • Dinky Hooves

  Aquaman · 1.8k words  ·  455  12 · 4k views
• E Rainbow Dash Explains To All of Her Friends What Updog Is

  • Com
  • Rand

  Or tries to, anyway. Turns out, coming up with emphatically awful jokes is a lot easier than telling them.

  • Rainbow Dash
  • Main 6

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• E Plural Possessive

  • Com
  • SoL

  King Sombra meant to possess Twilight Sparkle's body and take over Equestria with it. Due to an addressing error, he ends up in Dinky Doo's body instead. Neither of them is very happy about it. *5th place in the More Most Dangerous Game contest*

  • Dinky Hooves
  • King Sombra

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• E Button Gnash

  • Rand
  • SoL

  In which Button Mash shouts incoherently at the most advanced hoofball simulation ever developed, Sweetie Belle observes and provides internal commentary, and something just left of shipping ensues.

  • Sweetie Belle
  • Other

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• T I Am Demon

  • Adv
  • Dark

  I am Cold, swirling snow that turns ponies against each other. I am Survivor, the one the Friendfyre spell didn't catch. I am Demon, and Clover the Clever is my Master. *Winner of Equestria Daily's Outside Insight contest*

  • Original Character
  • Other
  • Sex
  • Gore

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• T Onebuck-Mare

  • Adv
  • Com
  • X'ver

  Applejack is an honest worker, a loving sister, and a great friend. Also, she can destroy any enemy in existence with a single buck. She doesn't like to brag about it. [A shameless adaptation of Onepunch-Man.]

  • Applejack
  • Apple Bloom
  • Big Macintosh
  • Granny Smith
  • Main 6
  • Gore

  Aquaman · 3.8k words  ·  116  6 · 1.3k views
• E Far From The Tree

  • Rom
  • SoL

  After stumbling upon Apple Bloom in a compromising position with a colt, Applejack comes to terms with her little sister growing up and wonders what role she's meant to play in her life. *2nd place in the Most Dangerous Game contest*

  • Applejack
  • Apple Bloom
  • Original Character

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• T Loop

  • Dark
  • Hor

  Doctor Sparks had heard stories about Canterlot General Hospital being haunted. In retrospect, he probably should’ve listened to them. Right now, all he wants is to escape the monsters pursuing him and get out before it's too late.

  • Original Character
  • Gore

  Aquaman · 14k words  ·  139  6 · 2.8k views