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The campiest of happers.

The Part Where I Just Leave Stuff Here And Hope You Read It

  • T Snowblind
    The Crystal Empire is hardly where I'd like to be right now—or ever, for that matter. But as long as I'm a guest of the resident royal family, I might as well enjoy the night life... and perhaps, if I'm lucky, their hard-partying daughter too.
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  • T Celestia's Angels
    After Luna's banishment, Celestia created the Angels: a team of three magical prodigies tasked with protecting Equestria and handling any task the Princess cannot. Given recent events, "wielding the Elements of Harmony" might warrant a mention too.
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  • E Language Barrier
    Yesterday, Dinky Hooves learned a new word. Today, she's going to share that new word with her two best friends at school. Fluttershy really should've watched her mouth a little more. [TW: dumb kids, marshmallow pony swears]
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  • E Rainbow Dash Explains To All of Her Friends What Updog Is
    Or tries to, anyway. Turns out, coming up with emphatically awful jokes is a lot easier than telling them.
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  • E Plural Possessive
    King Sombra meant to possess Twilight Sparkle's body and take over Equestria with it. Due to an addressing error, he ends up in Dinky Doo's body instead. Neither of them is very happy about it. *5th place in the More Most Dangerous Game contest*
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  • E Button Gnash
    In which Button Mash shouts incoherently at the most advanced hoofball simulation ever developed, Sweetie Belle observes and provides internal commentary, and something just left of shipping ensues.
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  • T I Am Demon
    I am Cold, swirling snow that turns ponies against each other. I am Survivor, the one the Friendfyre spell didn't catch. I am Demon, and Clover the Clever is my Master. *Winner of Equestria Daily's Outside Insight contest*
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  • T Onebuck-Mare
    Applejack is an honest worker, a loving sister, and a great friend. Also, she can destroy any enemy in existence with a single buck. She doesn't like to brag about it. [A shameless adaptation of Onepunch-Man.]
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  • E Far From The Tree
    After stumbling upon Apple Bloom in a compromising position with a colt, Applejack comes to terms with her little sister growing up and wonders what role she's meant to play in her life. *2nd place in the Most Dangerous Game contest*
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  • T Loop
    Doctor Sparks had heard stories about Canterlot General Hospital being haunted. In retrospect, he probably should’ve listened to them. Right now, all he wants is to escape the monsters pursuing him and get out before it's too late.
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Lateral Movement (Or: This Month's Existential Crisis Is Brought To You By The Letters "I" and "S") · 6:02am April 3rd

I reserve the word "hate" for a very intentionally short list of things. Sure, I get annoyed by a lot of stuff and pissed off about others, and my internal sense of chapped-ass-edness boasts the strength and stamina of a thoroughbred racehorse. But honestly, I don't really hate all that much. In fact, I try really hard to keep it that way. Hatred just sucks, in spirit, mind, and body. It supersedes you as an individual and an emotional being, turns you into someone you don't want to be and usually aren't. Off the top of my head, I can only think of a scant few things which, in my book, deserve the term: the Blogger publishing platform, borderline personality disorder, people who speed up to block me from merging onto the interstate... and losing.

Most of all, more than anything else in the world, I absolutely fucking hate losing.

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At this point, I think it's safe to consider it cancelled, unfortunately. I have plans to put up an annotated and abridged version of the story's outline as a blog series later in the summer, but other than that, I've effectively moved on from it.

So I'm still tracking Harmony... I was just wondering how much longer the hiatus on a crossover of one of my favorite games is going to go on for? Should we consider it cancelled, or should I expect life to be breathed back into it? Thoughts?

Havee you been demoted to extra by the EQD council?

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