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Aquaman


The campiest of happers.

Feb
25th
2019

The BronyCon Bookstore: Let's Do This Thing (Officially!), Y'all · 4:28am February 25th

Just a quick update, since I know at least some BronyCon merch hall acceptance emails went out tonight...

WE'RE IN, YOU GUYS. WE GOT A BOOTH!

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Jan
10th
2019

(Technically) New Story + Bookstore Survey Reminder · 1:17am January 10th

Hey, that's a sight and a half: a new thing published on here that I actually wrote with my own two typing hands. At least, it's new to you guys: this is actually my entry in Everfree Northwest 2018's Iron Author competition, which I cleaned up in July after several months and then promptly forgot to actually post for several more months. It's the product of two hours of frantic typing based on an idea I've been kicking around for a long time (pre-Perfect Pear, even) about what happened to

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Dec
29th
2018

The BronyCon Bookstore: Let's Get a Headcount, Y'all · 3:19am Dec 29th, 2018

Aug
25th
2018

The BronyCon Bookstore: Let's Do Something Crazy, Y'all · 4:31pm Aug 25th, 2018

This past July 27th through 29th marked the sixth incarnation of BronyCon I’ve attended in a row. That means six years of sleeping on hard hotel floors and corners of beds not built for two people, six summers of spouting wild story ideas over typewriters and crabcakes and heckling fan panelists before and after being heckled myself, six times I’ve attached dozens of screennames to faces and learned how friendly/funny/gifted/Majin the people behind those names really were.

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Aug
7th
2017

I'm Still Here · 5:43am Aug 7th, 2017

And I'm going to Horsefest 2k17, even, and on a panel to boot. I'll be joining GaPJaxie and Captain Unstoppable on "Original Characters 2: Alicorn Harder" (Friday, 8:00-9:00 PM, Hall of the Stars), in which we'll discuss various aspects of character design, overpowered alicorns, and the benefits (e.g. dick size) and drawbacks (e.g. related blackouts from loss of blood

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Apr
3rd
2017

Lateral Movement (Or: This Month's Existential Crisis Is Brought To You By The Letters "I" and "S") · 6:02am Apr 3rd, 2017

I reserve the word "hate" for a very intentionally short list of things. Sure, I get annoyed by a lot of stuff and pissed off about others, and my internal sense of chapped-ass-edness boasts the strength and stamina of a thoroughbred racehorse. But honestly, I don't really hate all that much. In fact, I try really hard to keep it that way. Hatred just sucks, in spirit, mind, and body. It supersedes you as an individual and an emotional being, turns you into someone you don't want to be

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Jan
1st
2017

2016 in Review · 4:21am Jan 1st, 2017

Well, that sucked.

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Nov
7th
2016

What Else But Horse Porn Would Spawn a Functional Metaphor for the Election Season · 10:15pm Nov 7th, 2016

It's been over a year since I last got one of these out, but boy was this one a return to midseason form. In today's edition, this story happened to catch my eye recently with a new update, in which the author responded to an comment argument over the fic's potentially misogynistic tone with nearly a thousand

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Nov
5th
2016

Some Super Good Advice (For Celestia's Angels Fans, At Least) · 11:12pm Nov 5th, 2016

You might want to check your story notifications.

It's been a while since I put out a chapter, so I went ahead and published two.

Told y'all I was back.

Oct
6th
2016

Author (But Actually, Though, I Mean It This Time) Update: Rad Stuff I'm In, Radder Stuff I'm Not, and Some (Subjectively) Tubular News · 5:30pm Oct 6th, 2016

Well, this'll certainly be different than last year's version of this blog, I can tell you that much.

Smack that like page-break button for some spooky horsefic goodness, an unbiased appraisal of the first ever FiM "fan analyst" that doesn't suck, and a bit of frankly stellar news if you're into me and what I do. (It can be in that way. I won't judge.)

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