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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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Nov
27th
2023

Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business) · 5:53pm Nov 27th, 2023

Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

If so, first of all: what's wrong with you?

And second of all, I wrote a sequel to "And I Hope You Die":

TChildren of Darkness and Light
At the close of a war spanning multiple countries and continents, Flurry Heart has a plan for victory that Twilight Sparkle can't accept. After the war is over, Spike struggles to understand the Princesses he thought he knew.
Aquaman · 15k words  ·  29  3 · 364 views

Which is also an original-author-approved sequel to this:

TAround the World in 81 Days (And Other Problems Caused by Leap Years)
When Twilight and Celestia have an argument about the existence of leap years, there’s only one possible way to settle their differences: a race around the world!
GaPJaxie · 63k words  ·  286  13 · 3k views

(But I added a prologue so you can get by without reading either preceding story. Y'know, if you want to be like that. I won't judge you. To your face.)

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OH YES!!!!! A SEQUEL TO THE BEST FIMFICTION STORY EVER :raritystarry:

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