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Raised inna barn


Hay! You like horses? Of course you do, why else would you be here? Do you like dumb Pathfinder rules (ab)use to achieve comedic ends? Well so do I! Have some pony related pathfinder shenanigans.

My Canon

So I've made a series of blog posts about headcanon that have proven to be more popular than some of my fics. Here they are in order.
When Canon Cracks
So Much Broken
And This is me Sober

Stuff Worth Reading

  • Goddammit Pinkie Pie Ponies Swearing. Never do this by kits 1,417 words · 11,046 views · 406 likes · 40 dislikes
  • Twilight's List Twilight Sparkle must go on a date to complete her List by kits 48,653 words · 35,783 views · 3,159 likes · 59 dislikes
  • I Do A practical joke reveals hidden feelings by kits 9,172 words · 15,515 views · 1,106 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Who We Are A chilling letter from Celestia throws the girls' world upsidedown by kits 17,196 words · 23,066 views · 1,736 likes · 37 dislikes

Latest Stories


age++ and TIL · 5:37pm Saturday

Some things are too obscure to broadly reference on the internet.

Also there's a picture of Apple Bloom swearing at the bottom of this post

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Fav. 'nuff said

So yeah. This fic is pretty much perfect. It's my example of how to write 3rd pony limited and Rainbow Dash. It's cute and sweet and fills Dash's personality out so well that I honestly don't understand why it isn't in ponyfic text books.

What? There are no text books? There should be, and this should be in them.


  • The Elements of Awesomery Join Wondercloud Lightningbolt and her friends on their quest for the Elements of Awesomery! by PresentPerfect 31,674 words · 4,951 views · 183 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The Games We Play Somepony is once again masquerading as Mare Do Well, and it's up to Rainbow Dash to figure out who. by AbsoluteAnonymous 137,602 words · 28,602 views · 1,892 likes · 53 dislikes
  • No Matter What! It's your three month anniversary, Rainbow Dash! So what are you running from? by Cupcakes 3,649 words · 7,721 views · 441 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Where Your Heart Is Rainbow Dash begins to question where she truly belongs. by Cloudy Skies 32,160 words · 11,662 views · 733 likes · 16 dislikes
  • The Make Me Better Boutique Pinkie Pie tries to cheer up Rainbow Dash after a bad day. F/F shipping by Jimbo 3,495 words · 7,915 views · 258 likes · 5 dislikes

They're Good Ships, Bront

  • Spring is Dumb Rainbow Dash definitely didn't do anything wrong. Rarity is the one who's wrong. Rainbow Dash is absolutely, totally, a hundred percent sure of it. But then why did she just buy a wagon load of apology bouquets? by HoofBitingActionOverload 9,255 words · 10,120 views · 1,278 likes · 36 dislikes
  • Long Road to Friendship As punishment for her crimes, the Elements have cursed Sunset Shimmer to do favors for anyone who asks. Lucky her. And then there's that other Twilight Sparkle she keeps running into... by The Albinocorn 213,109 words · 30,394 views · 2,689 likes · 71 dislikes
  • The Enchanted Library When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales. by Monochromatic 342,003 words · 26,852 views · 2,942 likes · 45 dislikes
  • Stubborn as Ponies Pinkie and Applejack are too stubborn to not be in love. by Esle Ynopemos 28,220 words · 5,948 views · 551 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Twice as Bright Celestia likes her routine. Tax reforms, grants, laws and construction projects are all a princess needs to be content. It's just her luck that for Pinkie Pie, "content" is not nearly enough. by Cloudy Skies 52,160 words · 15,137 views · 1,518 likes · 23 dislikes


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Did WaWS disappear? I can't seem to find it, and the only google results that are relevant are your Deviantart page with the cover image you drew way back when which says to come here for the story.

I am! Indeed, I even wrote a fic now.

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