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Permanent Index: A Caustic Guide On How Not To Write Romance

A guide on all the common mistakes you find in bad online romantic fiction.

Part One: Three Horrible Mistakes To Avoid When Writing Romance ("Why are they in love", "That is not how humans work", and "Why are they acting like children").

Part Two: Common Mistakes When Writing Romance (The "Twilight Male Character" stereotype).

Part Three: Another Horrible Mistake To Avoid When Writing Romance (The "Tsundere").

Part Four: "Hell is Empty" -- Another Mistake To Avoid When Writing Romance (The "Filler").

Part Five: It Breaks My Heart: The Greatest Mistake when Writing Romance (The "Harem Comedy", Part One).

Part Six: Harem Comedies, or How I Hate your Waifu (The "Harem Comedy", Part Two).


And It's Row, Me Bully Boys; We're in a Hurry, Boys · 9:01pm Sunday

One of my Personal Principles when posting on this website is that I don't want to waste anyone's time; anything I write -- be it a blog, a story, or a comic -- has to add something to the reader's day. Maybe it'll be genuinely interesting, maybe it'll be a little essay on literature, or maybe it'll be straight up funny. Doesn't matter! It has to actively be worth the effor I ask of the reader.

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Perfectly Insane

In that case, may I point you towards this https://www.fimfiction.net/story/545869/pink-is-your-color. It was heavily inspired by one of Mr.Numbers fics and I've been told it's some of my best work.

Thank you for your time. :)

That's really flattering actually! But I'm going to be honest, I always have a horrible time reading pony horror. If the horsies are sad or suffering I just get super bummed out; it's why I mostly read horror books that ain't based on anything. I'm sure this makes sense emotionally, somehow.

I'll check some of your other work though!

Perfectly Insane

Aragon will you pretty please read my horror fic and give me your thoughts on it? I admire you a lot as a writer and your approval would mean the world to me.

Great writer award. I've been trying to find you for a while since I lost the password to my other account. Good luck wherever you are and in whatever you're doing.

have you ever considered calling your fans Aragonaughts?

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