• Member Since 7th May, 2013
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Rich by Underflow


Facts about me:
• I'm German. (No, I don't wear leather pants.)
• I'm an editor.
• I write myself occasionally.
• I'm a hobby programmer.
• I'm a Metalhead.
• I'm not a Nazi (unless Grammar Nazi counts).

Gifts to Me

Peace May Be With You

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Dialogue-only Stories

  • Last Night, Pinkie Pie Exploded Last night, Pinkie Pie exploded. That’s why Rarity is so blood-stained. A police officer interrogates her about it. by Selbi 1,142 words · 5,944 views · 762 likes · 28 dislikes
  • My Perfect Gift for a Cellist Octavia loves cellos—that’s a fact. Octavia loves hot nights—that’s also a fact. Vinyl has the best idea ever for Hearts and Hooves Day by Selbi 1,188 words · 3,087 views · 339 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Let Me Tell You Where This Will End Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis stumble upon each other… in what is probably the most awkward place to stumble upon your arch nemesis. by Selbi 1,221 words · 4,041 views · 279 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Woohoo, We’re About to Crash Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash are falling. To their deaths, probably. It wouldn’t be much of a problem, but unfortunately for Twilight, Rainbow Dash enjoys herself way more than the situation should allow. by Selbi 1,424 words · 1,630 views · 138 likes · 7 dislikes
  • And Then Our House Went Boom Bon Bon’s and Lyra’s house is on fire. Neither of them cares about doing something about it. What could possibly go wrong? by Selbi 1,313 words · 1,247 views · 105 likes · 8 dislikes

For Your Right Hand *

The Very Schlechtst Of

  • A Nightmare Before The Night [CYOA] This is an Interactive Story! It is the day of Nightmare Night. Everypony is busy with something to make sure the festival is going to be great. Except Twilight. Her job was finished days ago, but now she messed up. Help her save the night! by Selbi 16,177 words · 2,959 views · 117 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Burning Orchestral Domination When Octavia finds a fiery-red feather, she doesn't pay it much mind at first. Except now the cellist has to live together with her mythical and, most importantly, hot companion—not always an easy task. It's just a shame cellos are ma by Selbi 6,045 words · 842 views · 66 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Emmy Emerald Sky is a young, homeless filly living in a shabby alleyway in Manehatten, her home being made of nothing but cardboard. Her life came to this after a number of tragic events. And yet she keeps smiling even through tough times. by Selbi 6,939 words · 1,148 views · 119 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Twilight has Writer’s Block Twilight has a terrible writer’s block, and her creative effort has been nullified for over a month now. She seeks help and gets an ingenious idea. Maybe, too ingenious. by Selbi 2,665 words · 1,916 views · 150 likes · 2 dislikes
  • You Cannot Give Up Again About to let go of all her dreams of the future, Octavia is salvaged by a memory and the only pony who could save her. by Selbi 3,185 words · 796 views · 67 likes · 1 dislikes

Top-Favorite Stories — Pt. 1

  • A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 15,714 views · 1,488 likes · 61 dislikes
  • Pegasus Device In the sequel to Rainbow Factory, can two foals survive the secrets of the Corporation? by AuroraDawn 53,500 words · 48,410 views · 1,271 likes · 68 dislikes
  • Crime and Funishment You know what would be funny? Robbing a bank. Pinkie's pretty sure of that. Not like the others have a say in the matter anyway. by Aragon 82,804 words · 4,076 views · 477 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Yours Truly Distance can drive us apart. It can also bring us closer together. by Thanqol 18,646 words · 31,451 views · 2,156 likes · 35 dislikes

Top-Favorite Stories — Pt. 2

  • Asylum When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right? by Daemon of Decay 191,704 words · 58,396 views · 4,604 likes · 105 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 33,744 views · 2,888 likes · 117 dislikes
  • Anthropology Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans. by JasonTheHuman 130,415 words · 126,457 views · 7,732 likes · 161 dislikes
  • The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 150,242 words · 20,324 views · 1,498 likes · 81 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 29,958 views · 3,532 likes · 137 dislikes

Other Projects by Me for FIMFiction.net

FIMFiction UserScripts Group

This is a group, founded and run by me, for Userscripts specifically for FIMFiction.net.
Use the power of JavaScript to make this site better!

How-to: Make Your Story Page Interesting

This is an in-depth guide about things to keep in mind when creating a good story page.
Prepare yourself for eight thousand words of dos and don'ts!

Part 1: Story Title
Part 2: Cover Art
Part 3: Tags
Part 4: Description
Part 5: Chapters
Summary (tl;dr)

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*boops your nose*

Oh sorry Selbi that I un-followes/un-watched you my browser was being derp and I could fix it.
Plz dont hate me :heart:


To understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.


While the thought of people literally dreaming about me is kinda creepy, I find it awesome in its own, twisted way to have had such an impact on people. :pinkiecrazy:

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