TThe Scream Collector
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
A pony born after the events of an unknown cataclysmic event has an odd occupation in the wastelands of Old Equestria. His "job": collecting the last screams of ponies' corpses.
OC
Flying Fantasy Horse · 1.5k words · 282 views
TWhat if Trees Could Hug You Back?
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Fluttershy has made a friend at the Grand Galloping Gala, Tree Hugger. Pot is involved, sex is involved... a lot of weird things are involved at this point.
Fluttershy
Other
Flying Fantasy Horse · 1.7k words · 42 5 · 1.8k views
TGears
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Cherry Breeze, a privileged mare living in Canterlot, tries to find something more in her life. She finds it in the most unlikely of places; in a clock tower on the other side of the city.
OC
Other
Flying Fantasy Horse · 9.3k words · 300 views
TRotten Apple
MLP: FiM
Dark
My name is Applejack. I live on Sweet Apple Acres. There used to be a lot of apples. There used to be a lot of crops and plants too. Now they're all gone. All gone.
Sex
Gore
Alt. Universe
Applejack
Big Mac
Flying Fantasy Horse · 2.2k words · 43 4 · 2.5k views
TThe Demon
MLP: FiM
Sad
Slice of Life
There once was a filly. She looked for her special talent in the form of crusading. Then came a horrible, disgusting demon.
Scootaloo
CMCs
Flying Fantasy Horse · 1.1k words · 48 1 · 1.7k views
EWaiting
MLP: FiM
Sad
Sweetie Belle waited for her sister in Canterlot with Spike. And waited. And waited.
Twilight
Sweetie Belle
Spike
Flying Fantasy Horse · 1.6k words · 71 15 · 2.8k views

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A little about myself

Hello there, weary traveler. It seems you have traversed through several different web pages and stumbled upon my own! As you can already tell, I am a psychopath who loves to speak in unnecessary formalities.

I write a wide variety of stories, many of which are one-shots. The rest are cancelled multi-chapter fics and trash. You're going to have to dig for the good stuff. A lot.

I am also a fan of heavy metal and classic rock music, but I do also have a taste of electronic music if it appeals to me.

So browse my many stories. Thanks for taking a look and remember to brush your teeth once a day and stay out of school and do drugs.

Talee-ho! Or whatever the hell you spell it...

"It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...

let's go exploring!"

Yeah, sure, whatever...

The recipient for the cutest thing in existence award.

Or not.

FUCK YEAH

BEST PONY: Twilight Sparkle
BEST PRINCESS: Princess Celestia
BEST VILLIAN: Trixie Lulamoon (She almost enslaved an entire town, people. Without resistance)
MOST EPIC EPISODE: Twilight's Kingdom, Part 2
BEST HALO: Halo 3
BEST HALO SOUNDTRACK: Halo 2

My Top Stories!

The Mysterious Box of Harmony The Elements of Harmony open the mysterious box with the keyholes. It doesn't turn out to be much. by Flying Fantasy Horse 1,156 words · 73 · 3
What if Trees Could Hug You Back? Fluttershy has made a friend at the Grand Galloping Gala, Tree Hugger. Pot is involved, sex is involved... a lot of weird things are involved at this point. by Flying Fantasy Horse 1,680 words · 42 · 5
Boulder to The Face Maud Pie is dashing to Charge. In an effort to get her into bed with him, he tries to pick her up at a bar. Little does he know, it turns out to be much more harder than it seems. by Flying Fantasy Horse 1,555 words · 73 · 8
The Demon There once was a filly. She looked for her special talent in the form of crusading. Then came a horrible, disgusting demon. by Flying Fantasy Horse 1,123 words · 48 · 1

(sic) 'verse (Alternate Universe Dark Fiction)

(sic) Rarity has something wrong with her. Sweetie Belle doesn't think she is. After all, what could be wrong about her sister? by Flying Fantasy Horse 1,298 words · 148 · 10
(spit) Rarity is all alone. She has no friends and her life is miserable at home. Until the arrival of her sister comes in. by Flying Fantasy Horse 1,889 words · 81 · 4
Red Ink Twilight writes a letter to Princess Celestia. by Flying Fantasy Horse 1,149 words · 68 · 1
Rotten Apple My name is Applejack. I live on Sweet Apple Acres. There used to be a lot of apples. There used to be a lot of crops and plants too. Now they're all gone. All gone. by Flying Fantasy Horse 2,190 words · 43 · 4