A little about myself
Hello there, weary traveler. It seems you have traversed through several different web pages and stumbled upon my own! As you can already tell, I am a psychopath who loves to speak in unnecessary formalities.
I write a wide variety of stories, many of which are one-shots. The rest are cancelled multi-chapter fics and trash. You're going to have to dig for the good stuff. A lot.
I am also a fan of heavy metal and classic rock music, but I do also have a taste of electronic music if it appeals to me. ![:duck:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/duck.png)
So browse my many stories. Thanks for taking a look and remember to brush your teeth once a day and stay out of school and do drugs.
Talee-ho! Or whatever the hell you spell it...
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"It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...
let's go exploring!"
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Yeah, sure, whatever...
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The recipient for the cutest thing in existence award.
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Or not.
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FUCK YEAH
BEST PONY: Twilight Sparkle
BEST PRINCESS: Princess Celestia
BEST VILLIAN: Trixie Lulamoon (She almost enslaved an entire town, people. Without resistance)
MOST EPIC EPISODE: Twilight's Kingdom, Part 2
BEST HALO: Halo 3
BEST HALO SOUNDTRACK: Halo 2
RIP![:ajsleepy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsleepy.png)
Is your avatar a stylized Dr. John Zoidberg?
Dreadnought
kinda wanted to see more stuff from ya dude
should come back one day
Why was he banned, and for how long?