• Member Since 23rd Oct, 2012
  • offline last seen November 1st

Terrifying Space Worm

Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.

If You're Looking For Me...

...Message me. I'd like to keep the cringe I've produced under wraps.

Six years changes a man.

Quotes To Darcy.

Every living creature will know the wrath of Darcy's penis.

Thanks to you I associate Twilight's bloating corpse with relentless lust, just so you know.
-Officer Hot-Pants

-John The Hypocrite

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