Stories & Comissions:

Current focus:
1. Dash of Humanity 3

Maybe updated?
2. Twilight's Dollhouse 2
3. Muffin a Day Keeps the Human Away

Commissions: Anything, $10/1,000 words.
Current queue:
1. open
2. open
3. open

My Favorites: Top 5

Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 285,557 words · 33,199 views · 3,548 likes · 186 dislikes
Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 81,985 views · 5,953 likes · 216 dislikes
Shattered Rainbow Dash's friends must explore what supporting each other truly means in the wake of a tragedy none of them could have predicted. by BronyNeumo 110,821 words · 12,364 views · 764 likes · 46 dislikes

Mostly long stories, and all are the kind I don't mind reading over and over.

My Favorites: 6-10

Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 36,966 words · 69,589 views · 6,749 likes · 107 dislikes
Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 242,202 words · 34,051 views · 4,376 likes · 69 dislikes
Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 33,103 views · 2,867 likes · 117 dislikes
Asylum When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right? by Daemon of Decay 191,704 words · 57,097 views · 4,582 likes · 104 dislikes

I'm attracted to tragic stories, and dark ones such as these.

My Favorites: 11-15

Fun With Changelings I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet. by Shukumei 45,645 words · 30,569 views · 3,244 likes · 88 dislikes
The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 150,242 words · 19,518 views · 1,472 likes · 81 dislikes
Transcendence Scootaloo learns the wonders of flight. by Corejo 66,282 words · 11,877 views · 737 likes · 42 dislikes
The Rain-Bow Incident Rainbow Dash wakes up with a shaved head. by gmen15 4,167 words · 7,387 views · 626 likes · 15 dislikes

Great premise or short story, usually with a side of awesome, or tentacles.

Bio

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I speak my mind, and I'm a misanthrope. Twilight's Dollhouse is my favorite story, while Dash of Humanity is the most popular.

Fan art/pmv's/readings of my fiction. Also, my own pmv's
About Me / Bio.
List of Favorite Stories, Author's, and Editors.
Stories I've Helped Edit on Fim Fiction
List of favorite Music, and PMV's.
Best/Worst Pony type questions

My Best Stories:

A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 14,915 views · 1,469 likes · 60 dislikes
Twilight's Dollhouse This funeral was just Twilight’s first. She realizes every pony she loves will die. Now that she is an Alicorn, she will have to relive this crippling heartache hundreds of times. . . Unless she can find a way to keep her best friends forever. by Kaidan 94,691 words · 15,482 views · 838 likes · 51 dislikes
Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 28,735 views · 3,486 likes · 136 dislikes

My best stories. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. These are my nuts.

My Latest Stories

T Eaten Alive
Com
Dark
Tra
Twilight Sparkle Esquire takes a team of ponies deep into the floating Everfree in search of the fabled forty-two foot emerald anaconda. She is going to be the first pony to prove that a snake can swallow a pony whole for science!
Twilight Sparkle
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Main 6
Gore
Kaidan · 4.9k words · 96 56 · 2.8k views
T Dash of Humanity 3: Consequences
Rom
Dark
SoL
There are consequences to every action, but we can't always predict what they will be. I stay up at night wondering what I could have done differently, but I've already paid the price for my actions.
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy
Soarin
Original Character
Main 6
Sex
Kaidan · 30k words · 1,232 106 · 8.4k views
T Balloon Tales
Dark
Ponies like balloons for different reasons. Perhaps they keep them afloat while playing in the pool, or liven up a party. Perhaps they have other uses, discussed behind closed doors. For some ponies, a balloon becomes a prison.
Original Character
Sex
Kaidan · 3.2k words · 104 13 · 2.8k views
T Scootaloo's Perfect Gift
Dark
SoL
The Crusaders are looking for the perfect gift for Scootaloo. Twilight is testing out a new spell on Rainbow Dash. When Twilight is distracted for a minute, the crusaders whisk Dash away leaving nopony the wiser.
Rainbow Dash
Scootaloo
Kaidan · 2.8k words · 133 24 · 4.8k views
T Dash of Humanity 2: A New Dawn
Rom
Com
SoL
I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy
Soarin
Original Character
Sex
Kaidan · 73k words · 2,826 120 · 18k views

Kaidan's One-Stop Clop Shop

Looking for some adult reading material? #1 and 2 are my personal favorites. #3-4 are my top viewed. #4-5 are a cornucopia of a wide variety of interests.

My Wackiest Stories. Hilarity ensues.

Kaidan's Short Stories: Vol. 1 - Teen A collection of all my one-shot stories. From the comedies for everyone, to mature sci-fi crossovers, and featuring a dozen story prompts from friends. You'll find a great collection of my short stories from 2013 onward here. by Kaidan 55,054 words · 3,958 views · 151 likes · 13 dislikes
Scootaloo the Fugitive Scootaloo grew up at an orphanage ran by Gerda. The old hag clipped Scootaloo's wings last time she tried to escape. Years later, she finally escapes and ends up in Ponyville. Will she stop running from her past long enough to enjoy her new life by Kaidan 85,720 words · 5,338 views · 426 likes · 19 dislikes
The Secret Story of Big Mac When Dash discovers her feelings for Big Mac, she realizes that no pony knows why he is so quiet. She sets out to learn where he is from and why he doesn't talk. Will the answers give her the courage to ask him to Hearts and Hooves day? by Kaidan 45,422 words · 4,880 views · 252 likes · 18 dislikes

Why so serious?

People I hate slightly less than the rest of humanity.

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Comments ( 447 )

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superfun

superfun #447 · Yesterday · · ·

Hey did you ever get my last PM?

JerryEnderby

JerryEnderby #446 · April 5th · · ·

2424459 Thanks sooooooo much!

Kaidan

Kaidan #445 · April 4th · · ·

2416452
Feel free to translate it, I love when my work winds up in other languages ;)

JerryEnderby

JerryEnderby #444 · March 16th · · ·

Hello! I am Jerry from China. Mind if I translate your work《A Puppet to Her Fame》in to Chinese? Cuz it is awesome! I will not claim this story as my work.

Alphamon_Ouryuken

Alphamon_Ouryuken #443 · February 15th · · ·

Can't wait for the next chapter of "Slaver Rarity"!

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