• Member Since 2nd Jan, 2013
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Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Stories & Comissions:

Current focus:
1. Dash of Humanity 3

Maybe updated?
2. Twilight's Dollhouse 2
3. Muffin a Day Keeps the Human Away

Commissions: Anything, $10/1,000 words.
Current queue:
1. open
2. open
3. open

My Favorites: Top 5

  • Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 285,557 words · 34,637 views · 3,626 likes · 191 dislikes
  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 84,298 views · 6,057 likes · 219 dislikes
  • Shattered Rainbow Dash's friends must explore what supporting each other truly means in the wake of a tragedy none of them could have predicted. by BronyNeumo 110,821 words · 12,708 views · 767 likes · 46 dislikes

My Favorites: 6-10

  • Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 36,610 words · 73,356 views · 6,912 likes · 107 dislikes
  • Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 243,094 words · 35,807 views · 4,480 likes · 74 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 33,869 views · 2,893 likes · 119 dislikes
  • Asylum When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right? by Daemon of Decay 191,704 words · 58,668 views · 4,612 likes · 105 dislikes

My Favorites: 11-15

  • Fun With Changelings I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet. by Shukumei 45,645 words · 31,059 views · 3,258 likes · 88 dislikes
  • The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 150,242 words · 20,483 views · 1,504 likes · 82 dislikes
  • Transcendence Scootaloo learns the wonders of flight. by Corejo 66,282 words · 11,988 views · 739 likes · 42 dislikes
  • The Rain-Bow Incident Rainbow Dash wakes up with a shaved head. by gmen15 4,167 words · 7,540 views · 627 likes · 15 dislikes


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I speak my mind, and I'm a misanthrope. Twilight's Dollhouse is my favorite story, while Dash of Humanity is the most popular.

Fan art/pmv's/readings of my fiction. Also, my own pmv's
About Me / Bio.
List of Favorite Stories, Author's, and Editors.
Stories I've Helped Edit on Fim Fiction
List of favorite Music, and PMV's.
Best/Worst Pony type questions

My Best Stories:

  • A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 15,945 views · 1,494 likes · 62 dislikes
  • Twilight's Dollhouse This funeral was just Twilight’s first. She realizes every pony she loves will die. Now that she is an Alicorn, she will have to relive this crippling heartache hundreds of times. . . Unless she can find a way to keep her best friends forever. by Kaidan 94,691 words · 16,622 views · 867 likes · 51 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 30,219 views · 3,544 likes · 137 dislikes

My Latest Stories

Kaidan's One-Stop Clop Shop

My Wackiest Stories. Hilarity ensues.

  • Kaidan's Short Stories: Vol. 1 - Teen A collection of all my one-shot stories. From the comedies for everyone, to mature sci-fi crossovers, and featuring a dozen story prompts from friends. You'll find a great collection of my short stories from 2013 onward here. by Kaidan 55,054 words · 4,144 views · 153 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Scootaloo the Fugitive Scootaloo grew up at an orphanage ran by Gerda. The old hag clipped Scootaloo's wings last time she tried to escape. Years later, she finally escapes and ends up in Ponyville. Will she stop running from her past long enough to enjoy her new life by Kaidan 85,720 words · 5,562 views · 428 likes · 20 dislikes
  • The Secret Story of Big Mac When Dash discovers her feelings for Big Mac, she realizes that no pony knows why he is so quiet. She sets out to learn where he is from and why he doesn't talk. Will the answers give her the courage to ask him to Hearts and Hooves day? by Kaidan 45,422 words · 5,042 views · 255 likes · 18 dislikes

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i have a theory as to why you haven't updated a dash of humanity part 3 that being you are most likely bored of the story or taking a break from it but i would like to hear it straight from the ponies mouth so to speak hehe

I finished reading Dash of Humanity 1-2-3... It was incredible, I mean, there are so many little details in book 1 and 2 that makes it and incredible work. The way you described the fly, the feelings in book 1, the splited personalities and the mental break in book 2 was very credible (I have been in that position kinda so I can relate) on book 2...

I just wanted to say Thanks for that.

I'll not say anything else because you really know very well what you are doing. So... Yeah... Thanks again for DoH.

Should I resend you my ideas again?

Hey Kaidan, i wanted to ask if you have any plans for finishing Dash of Humanity? :rainbowkiss:
It may have taken a bit of a weird turn what with the sudden rape, but it was a good run and the story deserves a finisher. :twilightsmile:

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