My Favorites: 6-10

Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 36,358 words · 7,663 · 125
Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 243,094 words · 4,880 · 86
Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 2,933 · 125
Asylum When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right? by Daemon of Decay 191,184 words · 4,784 · 115

I'm attracted to tragic stories, and dark ones such as these.

My Favorites: 11-15

Fun With Changelings I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet. by Shukumei 45,645 words · 3,288 · 91
The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 147,916 words · 1,596 · 89
Transcendence Scootaloo learns the wonders of flight. by Corejo 66,282 words · 739 · 45
The Rain-Bow Incident Rainbow Dash wakes up with a shaved head. by gmen15 4,167 words · 636 · 14

Great premise or short story, usually with a side of awesome, or tentacles.

TProject: Sunflower
MLP: FiM
Adventure
As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation.
Human
Celestia
Luna
OC
Main 6
Hoopy McGee · 243k words · 4,880 86 · 44k views
TSolitary Locust
MLP: FiM
Dark
Thriller
Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies...
Gore
Twilight
the parasprite · 110k words · 2,933 125 · 37k views
EAsylum
MLP: FiM
Drama
Mystery
Thriller
When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right?
Twilight
Main 6
Daemon of Decay · 191k words · 4,784 115 · 66k views
TCry for Eternity
MLP: FiM
Romance
Sad
Slice of Life
After Celestia's death, Twilight must take on a role she is woefully underprepared for.
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Luna
OC
asylum1388 · 180k words · 2,650 103 · 31k views
THard Reset
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly.
Twilight
Spike
Chrysalis
Eakin · 36k words · 7,663 125 · 93k views
TFun With Changelings
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
Changelings
Shukumei · 46k words · 3,288 91 · 34k views
TFive Score, Divided by Four
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right?
Human
Rainbow Dash
Big Mac
Shining Armor
Main 6
TwistedSpectrum · 286k words · 3,899 206 · 42k views
TThe Secret Life of Rarity
MLP: FiM
Dark
Tragedy
Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world.
Gore
Twilight
Applejack
Rarity
Sweetie Belle
OC
BronyWriter · 148k words · 1,596 89 · 26k views
TShattered
MLP: FiM
Dark
Sad
Tragedy
Rainbow Dash's friends must explore what supporting each other truly means in the wake of a tragedy none of them could have predicted.
Rainbow Dash
OC
Main 6
Wonderbolts
BronyNeumo · 111k words · 780 46 · 15k views
EThe Rain-Bow Incident
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Rainbow Dash wakes up with a shaved head.
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Scootaloo
CMCs
gmen15 · 4.2k words · 636 14 · 8.8k views

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I speak my mind, and I'm a misanthrope. Twilight's Dollhouse is my favorite story, while Dash of Humanity is the most popular.

Fan art/pmv's/readings of my fiction. Also, my own pmv's
About Me / Bio.
List of Favorite Stories, Author's, and Editors.
Stories I've Helped Edit on Fim Fiction
List of favorite Music, and PMV's.
Best/Worst Pony type questions

My Favorites: Top 5

Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 285,557 words · 3,899 · 206
Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 6,446 · 223
Shattered Rainbow Dash's friends must explore what supporting each other truly means in the wake of a tragedy none of them could have predicted. by BronyNeumo 110,821 words · 780 · 46

Mostly long stories, and all are the kind I don't mind reading over and over.

Stories & Comissions:

Current focus:
1. Dash of Humanity 3

Maybe updated?
2. Twilight's Dollhouse 2
3. Muffin a Day Keeps the Human Away

Commissions: Anything, $10/1,000 words.
Current queue:
1. open
2. open
3. open

My Best Stories:

A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 1,611 · 69
Twilight's Dollhouse This funeral was just Twilight’s first. She realizes every pony she loves will die. Now that she is an Alicorn, she will have to relive this crippling heartache hundreds of times. . . Unless she can find a way to keep her best friends forever. by Kaidan 94,691 words · 913 · 55
Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 3,807 · 149

My best stories. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. These are my nuts.

EBurning The Midnight Oil
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Twilight and Spike have a great system for finishing papers late at night. What Twilight doesn't realize is just how much Spike helps her after she passes out at her desk.
Twilight
Spike
Kaidan · 1.1k words · 369 7 · 3k views
TEaten Alive
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Tragedy
Twilight Sparkle Esquire takes a team of ponies deep into the floating Everfree in search of the fabled forty-two foot emerald anaconda. She is going to be the first pony to prove that a snake can swallow a pony whole for science!
Gore
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Main 6
Kaidan · 4.9k words · 100 74 · 4.3k views
TDash of Humanity 3: Consequences
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Slice of Life
There are consequences to every action, but we can't always predict what they will be. I stay up at night wondering what I could have done differently, but I've already paid the price for my actions.
Sex
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Soarin
OC
Main 6
Kaidan · 30k words · 1,368 114 · 12k views
TBalloon Tales
MLP: FiM
Dark
Ponies like balloons for different reasons. Perhaps they keep them afloat while playing in the pool, or liven up a party. Perhaps they have other uses, discussed behind closed doors. For some ponies, a balloon becomes a prison.
Sex
OC
Kaidan · 3.2k words · 108 15 · 4.1k views
TScootaloo's Perfect Gift
MLP: FiM
Dark
Slice of Life
The Crusaders are looking for the perfect gift for Scootaloo. Twilight is testing out a new spell on Rainbow Dash. When Twilight is distracted for a minute, the crusaders whisk Dash away leaving nopony the wiser.
Rainbow Dash
Scootaloo
Kaidan · 2.8k words · 144 25 · 6.6k views

Kaidan's One-Stop Clop Shop

Looking for some adult reading material? #1 and 2 are my personal favorites. #3-4 are my top viewed. #4-5 are a cornucopia of a wide variety of interests.

My Wackiest Stories. Hilarity ensues.

Kaidan's Short Stories: Vol. 1 - Teen A collection of all my one-shot stories. From the comedies for everyone, to mature sci-fi crossovers, and featuring a dozen story prompts from friends. You'll find a great collection of my short stories from 2013 onward here. by Kaidan 55,054 words · 155 · 14
Scootaloo the Fugitive Scootaloo grew up at an orphanage ran by Gerda. The old hag clipped Scootaloo's wings last time she tried to escape. Years later, she finally escapes and ends up in Ponyville. Will she stop running from her past long enough to enjoy her new life by Kaidan 85,720 words · 438 · 21
The Secret Story of Big Mac When Dash discovers her feelings for Big Mac, she realizes that no pony knows why he is so quiet. She sets out to learn where he is from and why he doesn't talk. Will the answers give her the courage to ask him to Hearts and Hooves day? by Kaidan 45,422 words · 252 · 18