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Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.



This story is a sequel to Dash of Humanity

I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.

I suppose we got off to a good start, aside from being told that after all I'd done I'd never see Earth again. So long as I can look on the bright side of life, and not get arrested for running pranks on everypony with Dash, I might just survive long enough to find my purpose in Equestria. So help me, however, if I get any vegetable related cutie marks I will choke a Princess.

Cover Art by JinZahn
Sequel to Dash of Humanity
Edited by: Selbi, Abcron, Cassius Litner, Seven Fates,
Refro, BronyWriter

Chapters (17)
Comments ( 2382 )

And away we go again!

~Skeeter The Lurker


welp, that was fast.

*observes the new story pop-up and nearly jumps out of his seat.*

Oh hell yeah!:moustache:


Sure was a hell of a time trying to solve Twilight’s plant problem.”

I see what you did there. :moustache:

Ah-ha-ha! Brilliant premiere chapter! Absolutely loved it :rainbowlaugh:

Here we go again.

Well. Now I'm excited.

Yes a sequel. My dreams have come true. The best story on the site continues on! I wasn't quite sure you'd be able to drag it out more though, you have proven me wrong. Can't wait to read it! :pinkiehappy:

Yeah, the original arc began and ended with Don inside Dash, this is a new story about Dawn's new life :)

Away we go again on our own... walking down the only road we've ever known!


I'll catch you.



Thanks, I'm excited too :)


Sounds like a good reason to raise a drink to...

Anyway, nice solid start to this.

~Skeeter The Lurker

You ass! Well actually you're really awesome for making a sequel, but

In all serious you're da besties

I love you, you know and plz never stop.


Can't wait till he meets Soarin. That will be an interesting conversation.

Cannot wait for this to continue!


Sure was a hell of a time trying to solve Twilight’s plant problem.

This made us snrk.

There's a bit of an issue here, though, with timing. Namely, if both Dash of Humanity 1 and Season 4, Episodes 1&2 are canon for this story... what's with Discord? He's positively world-smashingly evil in DoH and shows up a few days later to convince Twilight to save Equestria by returning ... the elements...

... oh. Oh, I don't like where that train of thought is going at all.

And so it beginssssssssssss~

Just read it and i desire more.

then i realize you have to write it first :ajbemused:

Yes! The story continues! :pinkiehappy:

Sure was a hell of a time trying to solve Twilight’s plant problem.”


Barbara Streisand, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, John Boehner—wait, why are politicians always so damn ugly?

I was trying to recall any politician who's not ugly, but then I thought about Angela Merkel... :pinkiesick:

Lets see how this plays out.

:rainbowkiss: Amazing as always, will be looking forward to more.

Man, that magical pony body and personality transplant procedure sounds awfully familiar...

For decency's sake, let's hope that memory was left in Dash's head or Soarin won't bring it up...

Yay more DoH :pinkiehappy: today has been a very good day for stories

3657818 *cough cough* sense April is enough time to forget *cough cough*

Would you be happy to know I have the next chapter about 90% finished? :pinkiehappy:

“Try it, tough guy. You’ll find out why they call me the fastest mare in Equestria,” Dash said.
“Hah!” I rolled my eyes. “Me and Soarin already know why they call you that!”

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sex puns are ........ good. :rainbowlaugh:

3657864 So the next chapter will come out very late January? If my calculations are correct.

Optimistically before January, but that depends heavily on how much my job feels like kicking me in the balls.

After I read this, I hit like. Then I saw that the fourty likes had become ninety-nine. I think you have feature.

Being pied by pinkie sounds rather sexual.....

But I agree! My heartstrings feel used now! They feel violated! Not to mention I had to visit the ER for hyper extended heartstrings!

Ok, I LOVE this story and sequel. I'm not really the kind of guy that leaves comments, but I just really need to say this: The only -and when I say only, it's really only- thing I don't like, it's the change of Don's name. I dunno. I mean, in HiE stories it's always funny the name spelling mistake joke, but here it just seems completely wrong, since they all already know his name, just change it for the lulz bugs me.

Then again, it's your story and I really love and enjoy it. Please keep up the good work.

IT IS GLORIOUS. :pinkiehappy:

“—stopped me before I could give you any enhancements. I was really hoping to make you faster, stronger, better—” Twilight said.
“And sexier,” Dash added.

Well this escalated (to the top of the feature box) quickly

Already in featured box? For you Kaidan it's instant fav

[Human became a pony story]


Ok, Kaidan, due to the fact you lead up to this moment with good pacing, you didn't shoehorn this in like most other stories that give this concept a bad name, this usage is one of the only ways this story would work while also giving the max humour along with funny situations with Dash AND for previous rep building good works given in service to fiction in the past, I'll let you live. This time.

(Yes, it requires this much to be allowed to write one human to pony story without pitchforks and fire being involved, or at least, not aimed at you.)

[No, I don't know where we got the pitchforks and fire either.]

Woo! You really did kick off this story! Now someone has to make a OC for Dawn Seeker..

Anypony taking bets on how many of the mane six he bangs?

P.S. OMG MORE DoH!!!!!!

and it's already off to a great start. can't wait for this to continue, such an awesome story.

Beneath the sheet I began to pitch a tent

(first time I've heard it called that)

“I’m not above hitting a lady.” I glared up at her.

“Try it, tough guy. You’ll find out why they call me the fastest mare in Equestria,” Dash said.

“Hah!” I rolled my eyes. “Me and Soarin already know why they call you that!”

(:rainbowlaugh: *falls back off his chair and literally rolls on the floor laughing*)
3657651 I said almost...

so epic so fast this is going to be so amazing :pinkiehappy: , :heart: it

Oh fuck, first-slot featured... Now everyone will laugh at my terrible Paint.NET cover image modification I threw together in five minutes...

WOOOOOOOO!!!! don isnt dead! PARTY TIME!

How many times did he have the "How am I here?/ Why am I here?" conversation? Like three times? Shit got a little repetitive.


If I were Don I would have said something about Dawn being a mare's name back where I come from.

My body question has been answered.

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