Hey, I hope everyone out there is staying safe in these uncertain times. Remember that there is no Hispanic or black or Asian race, only the human race. We are all one species, all entitled to decency, kindness, and respect. Every life matters.
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
Hmm so I have been meaning to do this for a while, maybe fill it up with obnoxious animated memes and so forth. But I could never find the time.
And then the fire nation attacked my team was cut to outsource to India. Oh the joys of capitalism, anything to make a buck in the middle of a pandemic.
So I figured it was worth setting the "take nothing serious" persona aside for a moment and come clean.
The past 5 years have been pretty wild. I've had a bankruptcy, eviction, surgery, and lived and worked in 4 different states. There have been a lot of what you'd consider "life changing events" if you were filing for taxes or healthcare. As a result of this stress, I've been incredibly successful at shutting out all my personal connections to other people.
... that I'm still alive, back for an update blog, and the title was total clickbait. I know, you were thinking "It's so calm and peaceful around here, with no one to stir up trouble by associating with troublemakers and circle-jerking on pointless things no one will even remember a year from now." And you'd be right, but the circle-jerking on reddit is way out of my league, and I'd need to be a molecule thin to be edgy enough for 4chan, so I'm back!
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I thought I'd drop by for a bit to update everyone.
First off, some people asked if they can continue stories or write spin offs and I've always said go for it, I appreciate people asking but you don't need my permission to write whatever you want... as long as you capture my good side, which is the part between the flanks.
So feel free to continue TD2 or DOH3 or the adventures of Schlooptaloo with a bottle of Schnapps.
I know people like to hear from me every so often to know I'm still alive, probably in the same way people check GRRM's notablog to see if he's dead yet, or if he might one day finish his stories. Well good news, Winds of winter will be released in 2020 2023 2028, and Dash of Humanity 3 or whatever story it is I'm writing that hasn't been updated in 2 years will be done at least 8 years sooner than that.
I haven't dropped by to update everyone in a while. I have finally landed a job that pays well in my degree field! This means I can afford to live comfortably, and within a couple years hit six figures! Though I'm not sure what I'd do with that much money, probably create my own crypto currency, maybe call it clopcoin. It'd be the premiere furry porn coin, and it's totally not a pyramid scheme, it's a reverse triangle.
I'm gonna screw around and hangout on twitch, I haven't decided what I'm going to play yet but if you want to stop by and chat about ponies feel free.
A new year is here and there is plenty of work to be done and resolutions to be ignored. So let's kick off the year of the wall with a bang, and be greatful we're not government workerss who have to work without pay or backpay after their cost of living adjustment was axed! Yes, we can always be grateful we're not worse off.