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Kaidan


Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

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It all comes down to this: If Dash can break this speed record, she’ll be transferred from the reserves to a full-time Wonderbolt. Unfortunately, the burrito she ate for lunch isn’t agreeing with her, and everypony in town has come to see her achieve her dream.

The Wonderbolts all have nicknames for their embarrassing rookie mistakes. This is how Rainbow Crash became known as Brownout

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This was absolutely awful, in all the best ways :rainbowlaugh:.

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I couldn't stop thinking of bad poop jokes as soon as someone mentioned the idea. Even now I keep thinking of more. :rainbowlaugh:

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Thanks! Dash has a bright future crop dusting farms if the whole Wonderbolts thing doesn't work out.

Me prior to reading: Please don't be bathroom humor, please don't be bathroom humor... 😤

As for Twilight, a shimmering purple bubble surrounded her and Spike, rendering them the only two out of a crowd of over a thousand not covered in the expanding miasma of half-digested beans and oats.

:moustache:: "Good to finally see a story where Twilight had set her priorities right."

This was shitty in the best of ways for once

It took me, like, way too many passes to realise the title of this story wasn't just "Rainbow Dash"

Just wondering: How exactly did her flight suit look afterwards?
Edit: It seems I just made comment #11111160.

:rainbowhuh: Com'on Rares
:raritycry: For the last time NO I will NOT stitch up your damaged uniform or add that foul modification to it!
:twilightsheepish: What Modification ?
:duck: It's private
:twilightoops: really?
:moustache: It sure is , It's an ASS Gasket
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:rainbowlaugh: Jet propulsion
:pinkiesick: It wasn't rain.....
:flutterrage: Discord ! You little shit head!

“Buck!” Dash shouted as she launched forward, willing her rear to pucker shut tighter than Filthy Rich’s coin purse on tax day.

this shit's hilarious

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