Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.
Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.
Edits by: Selbi, Abcron, Breath of Plagues, Refro, Jaestring, The Parasprite, Starbound Gurren
Pre-read by: SkeeterTL, Solidfire, Penjacker, TypewriterError, Pearple Prose
(It took all of them to corral my insanity.)
Cover art by Tsitra360
V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo.
V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.
Will up vote this
Heil this amazing piece of fiction and its Führer! :V
Is that a promise?
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It's a threat... wait, I mean, yes. It's a promise.
And away we go with this!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Here's to one awesome HiE. I can't wait for all the mayhem to come.
Oh, here it is. I can't wait to see more of this piece come out.
YEAH
Fantabuloso! I made up that word just for this story
Nice!
*Grabs popcorn and enjoys the ride*
Even if Kaidan did try to kill me with an epilepsy test
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3095164 Tell me, who isn't?
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retards
3095256 Ok.
This was awesome. All your story's are awesome!. A few things
Loved how you mention the wing-boner (yes I'm not the only one!)
I'm starting to think that Don is really Kaidan. But if you say he's don fine by me.
That's really all I have to say. I look forward to the rest of the chapters.
-brony4life14
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Yeah, I already have "plans" so I made his name Don. I'll cash that chip in near the end... as for the "storm" chip, I'll cash that in with the weather channel, and request less of them in Virginia. It's too hot and humid for all these thunderstorms.
This is hilarious. The snarkiness of both Dash and Don, just wow. I can't stop thinking this is going to be an awkward misadventure for two and I'm not ashamed to admit that I will enjoy it all.
Looking forward to the next chapter!
its like a reverse of Five Score Divided by Four
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an awkward misadventure for two - I've got to use that as a chapter title, it's just so beautiful... and that's exactly what it is. A little birdy told me that it's only going to get worse as they escalate their little war...
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I'm flattered! I'm still clopping to r34 Dash in the hopes that when I turn 30 as a virgin and become a wizard, I am able to turn into Rainbow Dash. I know they're 25 in the canon version of the story, but it's already too late for me to turn 25...
Still, thanks. 5/4 was the first HiE I read since When a Pony Calls and got me in the mood to finally write one of my own. Wouldn't that be a shocker, if ALL the ponies were really humans cursed by Satan to live in Equestria for 25 years? And then, the fate worse than death is coming back to their 9 to 5 jobs on Earth?
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love the tongue.
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thanks for the likes
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thanks for making up a word for me.
3095107 I enjoy your word and will use it in my day to day activities.
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Always a pleasure.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Thank you.
Keeping an eye on this.
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Thanks for putting words together in an awesome way.
(clicks read later) You have piqued my curiosity
That... isn't how changelings work.
Twilight Sparkle begs to differ.
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3095785 No prob man
I'm not usually in to HiE Fics, but you've made this interesting
That's why you're my favorite writer on FiMFiction
Magical muffin? You mean a Macguffin?
That being said, I'm definitely interested to see where this goes, and how long before someone figures out that Dude, er... Don, isn't Dash.
the words of a true philosopher
^'Tis mine philosophy towards clop. So much so that I had to bust out the Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe.
This is a great start to the story. Like a twisted combination of 5s/4 and "Why am I Pinkie Pie?". I am certainly looking forward to more.
I only got this to say:
I like.
Ah, the classics.
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No, you could say it tastes
magically delicious.
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Don't forget "When a Pony Calls". Poor protagonist isn't in Kansas anymore.
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Was going to quote "Walking Dead" but figured not everyone may like that example... I prefer my zombie fics with less drama, and more headshots.
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It's true what they say, write tons of stuff and your favorite authors will eventually come compliment you. Now you can watch as I pay tribute to When a Pony Calls and point out my
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Thanks, I enjoy being a unique and beautiful snowflake.
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Woohoo, I'm a scholar and a warrior poet on Zombies and HiE. As for walking as a pony... never tried it personally. That flash game makes me think I may have underestimated it's difficulty.
As for Changelings... well, it's Dash. I love her, but she never was the sharpest tool in the shed. For all she knows it's some changelings egg-head magic, and not an oversight on my part.
3096360 I had a feeling that you might have been doing a bit of homage, but darned if I'm going to be as smug/cocky as to openly say it.
Still, keep up the great work.
3096360 don't for get the lawn mower/chainsaw/flame thrower
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Thanks, I'm a fan of abusing protagonists... and well, I can't think of anyone more abused then Silver. And I appreciate the encouragement.
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You know, I never understood flaming zombies in games. They catch on fire and just keep on coming, becoming some sort of hybrid flame elemental / running zombie. They're quite frightening. If Zombies are that flammable, you'd think they'd burn up and die before charging you from across the room. How do they even see?
Anyway, chainsaws are an excellent alternative to head shots and C4. I've never seen a lawn mower used effectively, but I imagine it'd be gratifying.
This premise sounds awfully familiar to another story that's been up on FIMFiction for a while.
This some good shit here. *dude, that does not sound right*
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Haven't seen it before, but hopefully I can update mine a little quicker then quarterly.
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Hey, if Mario and Dash say it's good shit, then it's good shit.
3096522 And, boy is it. Can't wait for the next chapter.
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Also, back off, I got dibs on being her! That's been my fantasy for like 2 years.
3096589 YOU sir, need to back off. my dibs overpowers yours.
This story is shaping up to be awesome, keep up the good work, bro!
6 hours and its already featured
PERFECTENSCHLAGG!
its a word I use for something too awesome for any damn language to describe.
This story is exactly that.
Bask in its glorious sheen!
Interesting. Upvoted and favorited.
Nice story, and love the pace. I cant wait for more of your work! Cheers mate!
This... This is... This is... I don't know. Never been into the whole HiE thing. But this is... interesting. Gonna follow it anyways. Keep up the... work. Or something... Maybe...