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TD, the human first seen in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! has been in Equestria for a little over a year now and he's just beginning to fully adjust to his life there. However, when he wakes up one morning to discover that five of the Mane Six have switched cutie marks, he endures a significant change when he helps them out.
He is less than pleased.
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is the first line.
Is the last line.
Read the original story. You'll understand who he is then.
3022752 I am a brony. The character is not. Again, the original story (which I've linked to) has all of the information you'd need to find out who TD is and why he would hate turning into an alicorn.
302273 TD is love. TD is life.
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A character from many of this Author's previous stories.
Ah, that brings back some very fond memories! Of course, then Celestia had to go and punch him..... her back. CATFIGHT! Or should that be ALICORNFIGHT?! Well looking forward to this spin of TD's character and adventures.
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I'm thinking he's roughly on the same power level as Celestia now, so that probably explains why she punched him.
Disgunnabegud
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TD's cynicism never ceases to make me laugh.
3022854 Oh good.
oh god,
please continue this soon
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cool name
well having your species and gender change deserve a free shot for that kind of no reason stupid meanness i know i would of hit her for that move.
I cannot fucking wait for this to update again. Shenanigans AHOY!
3022910 Well it's not like Celestia did it on purpose.
Hope you will update this often and what is td princess of??
Ahahahahahaha!
Author, I laughed as a hyena! It was gold. Oh...
TD, you are now cliche. I need more chapters of this.
umm, shouldn't that title have an 'Is' somewhere in there?
i.e. "This Is Why You Go Back To Bed When The Day Gets Weird"
HE JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!
Will someone ever get that reference.
Celestia is such an idiot . Poor TD
3023032 How is Celestia an idiot? Seriously, how could anybody have predicted what that would happen? She thought that Twilight would deal with it; she didn't expect that Twilight would get knocked out before she could do anything.
3022917 true not her fault but still horrible he lucky he doesn't have to relearn how to use his/her body function like walking and picking thing up with hoofs. i think the complexion of sex change is confusing enough and to add all the sudden magical power's that can kill by accident the manipulation of weather wonderful scary and dangerous to "his" health and to the other since he never learn how to use them he was not a pony and he now a princess with royal duties? he in danger of being banished that what! o and twilight might feel bitter toward him for stealing her destiny...
when that happen's one day! and alicorn in magic kindergarten and flight camp in the future anyone? bathroom mistake? the loss of manhood and more mare hood problem! manner and princess lesson? discord picking on him will be the cherry on top.
is it wrong im looking forward to more of how this complex situation will turn out?
o dear i just thought of something that can happen... does that mean colt's are gonna hit on "him" now?! i know that make him/her
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I'm pretty sure the link is the first thing in the description.
MARE FIGHT!
I'm taking odds! 5:2 says Celestia kicks TD's ass!
3023070 Actually I forgot the link the first time around. It's there now, though.
3023081 Can I maybe get an elaboration on that?
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Has anyone been far even as decidedCan you rephrase that?3023098
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i think you're smokin' hot.
just fyi.
TD reminds me of the King of Swamp Castle from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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What's a handsome parasprite like you doing in a place like this?
3023131 *attempts to comprehend the bewildering posts* Ooookay... how much did you drink today?
3022910 For no reason? Who cares! If TD doesn't want the powers, I'll take em! POWER!!! BWAH HA HA HA HA!!
Nice, nice but as much as I enjoyed this...next chapter of wanderings maybe?
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i would have expected you of all people to have better taste than this alondro
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raping
3022937 He is now cliche?
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They say the Yuyan Archers can pin a parasprite to a tree from fifty meters away... without killing it. Well, my charm is much the same, and 'pinning to a tree' here means capturing the heart.
>>>Seeing my chance, I wrapped her up and grabbed her horn, giving Rainbow Dash time to clear the storm clouds. Rarity briefly tried to struggle out of my grasp, but she stopped...>>>
... when TD began to caress Rarity's horn in the most erotically loving fashion possible with a spike of solid bone which really shouldn't be that sensitive come to think of it. "Oh Rarity," TD whispered. "You've always been the one I loved."
"MAKE LOVE TO ME NOW, TD!!" Rarity screamed in passion.
And so they did.
(TD reads the note Alondro trollishly slipped under his door during the night, "I'll kill him... I swear it...")
This SINGLE sentence portrays so many things that i want to see >:D
3023161 Dude you see all the faces next to the text box? you click on the one you want and then post the comment when your done.
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You're just saying that because you're short and unintimidating. You don't have to be tough to be king of the stoop.