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I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?


TD Harrison Powell, the human that first came to Equestria in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! has been in Ponyville for about three months when Twilight realizes something interesting: she doesn't really know that much about humans and how they work. Sure TD is receptive to her interviews for the most part, but he can't tell her everything and she wants to find out about how he acts casually.

So she decides to stalk him for science!

This is a little one-shot I decided to make while I'm waiting for my pre-readers to get the next chapter to me. This is canon and isn't supposed to be taken seriously at all.

Inspired by, but not ripped off of, Mood Wings

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Comments ( 152 )

Well hello, Mr. New TD fic!
Commence read...for science!

Eeyup, exactly what it says on the tin- nice little one shot.
Pretty funny, adds to the TD-verse and no errors. Can't see a thing wrong it!
Looking forward to more Wanderings!

New TD fic? Instant favorite and Up-Vote.

Will commence read.


This was awesome. Very humorous, Twilight and TD were both in character, and this was an all-around great story.

I didn't catch any spelling or grammar mistakes.

I'd give it a 9.6/10. Great story, but I do wish it was a little longer.

The TDverse just keeps getting bigger and bigger. I'm really excited to see all of the different things you can do with it. :pinkiehappy:

Stalking for science...
Sure Twilight.:facehoof:

Oh, and my pre-reader says Wanderings 5 will be done tomorrow morning.

And that is why she reminds me of the guy from the lovely bones.
Y'know the creepy murderer dude. (Was it the lovely bones?)

Oh my holy God. TD, you magnificent Trolling Bastard. :D GLORIOUS.

Great start :)

I'm not sure which is more awesome: That you are single-handily writing an entire TDVerse of spin-offs, or that you could actually combine them all into one continuity. (If so inclined.)

I was just thinking about this the other day, and I'm not sure about the Discord/TD one (since I haven't read it yet.) You could almost have "Not a brony", "TD's Little Rarity", "wanderings of a non-brony", and this story all in one continuity. That would probably make this the longest continuous story I've read on the site, I mean the word count has got to be way up there by now.

Also, would you accept a bribe for another Broken Blossom chapter? I have lots of cookies!

I'm also, apparently, not horrible at editing if you need any extra help.

Twilight just got out-stalked :trollestia:

Wait, what was Celestia's letter saying at the end?

Maybe Twilight will ease up on 'researching' things now.

...Nah, it'll never happen.

2185130 Stalking is one of them things built into the human genome

2185405ONE MORE THING!!! No one knows where the sixth one is. ONE MORE THING!!! We must do research! ONE MORE THING!!!!

And many epic LOLZ were had! :pinkiehappy::moustache::rainbowlaugh:

So, Celly just didn't have a clue what "Twilight" wanted her to see those notes for?

Hmm. There seems to be a bug in this game of Pokemon Equestria. My Twilight Sparkle is acting like a Lyra Heartstrings.

It may be a mating call in other scenarios but in any case it certainly denotes interest.

This part made me laugh out loud.

Great one shot.:twilightsmile:

And here I am again, getting slapped in the face with the fish of BronyWriter's humor.
Count me in on the faves!

Oh wait, now I get it. TD was humorously informing Celestia of Twilight's stalking of him. :rainbowlaugh:

MoAr td verse please. They is good. I like. :scootangel:

Great story, quite hilarious and, oddly, thought provoking
I ended up staring at my hand for several minutes just wondering about why my fingers are called what they are
Thumb and index finger: what?
Middle finger and ring finger: makes sense, though a little unimaginative
Pinkie:........:pinkiehappy: XD
2185405 Oh, wow, that needs to be a crossover :rainbowlaugh:

Instead of hands it should be handses.

Dear. God. I laughed. SO HARD. At that last line especially, but all throughout TD's letter I couldn't stop straight up laughing. Holy crap, did not see that coming, was the most amusing thing I've read all week. TD-verse is so totally awesome. I thought the Wanderings chapter was good but THIS magnificent work of art takes the cake. Very well done. Loved it so hard. TD is definitely best human.

And who knew Twilight had a crush on Big Mac? :twilightsheepish::rainbowlaugh:

Shut up and take my favs. You magnificent writer.


It wouldn't take too much effort to... ah-ha!"

Got a spare quotation mark there, sir.

2186189 This is a perfect way to describe it. Did NOT see that ending coming.

I can just imagine Celestia's 'WTF' face...

You know stalking for science only really works when you have the goverment watching your back.
Stupid Twattycorn...

Brilliant, like everything you wrote about TD. Still, there is one thing I'm wondering:

Twilight walked back into the library an hour later, her stomach content with the hay fries and veggie burger she had recently consumed.

Shouldn't burgers in Equestria be vegetarian by default? Or is it a recent invention in this world introduced by TD?

2188216 it's just the title for the food. We call the meat version a hamburger and they call their version a veggie burger.

is this a one-shot? i would love to read celestias pov for this:pinkiehappy:

Twilight, you're not as smart as what I give you credit for. XD

This is wonderful.

Thanks for the...erm, image...Luna...

I thought the parts where Luna kept eating Celestia's food when she wasn't looking was just priceless.

:C It's ok, Celly. *hugs the pudgy pony princess*

Damn Luna, do you even taste the food?:rainbowlaugh:

Mares and Gentlecolts, The Twilighticus Sparkleicus´ true mating call:

The study of the Twilighticus Sparkleicus By TD Powell

I bet the T in TD stands for Troll. Because he sure acts like one!:rainbowlaugh:

2186978 I've thought about writing a crossover for jackie chan adventures.

Luna stop hogging the cake.

2184893 I like anthromorphic ponies but that's just creepy.

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