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I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?


A spinoff of TD's Little Rarity and yes, you definitely have to read that one before you get this one.

Takes place in the middle of TD's Little Rarity. After TD and Rarity are captured by the government, the FBI transports them to a secure location. However, word gets out thanks to a news chopper that a magical pony might be on Earth, and the convoy is attacked and Rarity is taken.

And boy is TD pissed off about it.

Written because I had a dream like this, yes, with Rarity, and I woke up before I could see how it ended.

Chapters (9)
Comments ( 207 )

Can't wait to dive into this one :D

You have the best fucking dreams ever dude...I envy you

Out of all the best possible things! This is THE. BEST. POSSIBLE. THING!

Holy shit, another one. Don't you think you're overextending yourself a little bit.

Can't you be both Drunk and Insane?

Hmm... I'm starting believe you're making too many of these TD stories. I mean, they're great, but... I dunno. Maybe it's just me

Why do I find most Rarity stories deplorably devolving to clop (which is probably why I just don't bother trying to read Rarity stories)?

And why do I hate 98% of HiE/PoE stories even more than I hate abusive Mods on my favorite MC servers?


P.S. I really enjoy stalking you on here... Its fun! :pinkiehappy:

I was half hopping for the scene from the Transformers Movie were the Autobots rip the roof off the car that Sam and what's her face are in after they were taken by the government only with Luna, Celestia and the rest of the mane six.:moustache:

TD going on a rampage against an unknown mafia boss/businessman jerk?

I'm excited to read moar of this story :pinkiehappy:

Please don't make the bad guy a clopper brony, I don't think my brain could take it :raritydespair:

This is going to be a good one, I just know it.

My Little Rarity 2: Resurrection. and 3134097 has the best avatar to go with their comment.

3134393>>3134520 You really think I'd devolve into clop here? Never. Ever.

3134373 Well, if I can keep up with regularly updating them then there shouldn't be a problem.


Oh, of course not, TD stories do not have any of that and after reading your other stuff I do not think you would be willing to give sucha story a shot. It's just that I would find it very difficult to handle a well developed character of an awkward brony guy with power to imprison Rarity in order to try to convince her/force her to have a romantic-type relationship with him. I see that I still need to work on my communication skills when it comes to commenting, I just forgot to clarify.

3134856 I guess, and I'm not sick of them, yet. I think they're pretty damn good.

Reminds me of taken, only with ponies.

This is gonna be fucking amazing.


(TD's narrative to the foalnappers)

"If you're looking for ransom, I'll tell you I don't have any money. But what I do have, is a very particular author. An author that makes men like me, a nightmare for men like you. If you let us go now, that'll be the end of if. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you."


"If you do not let us go, I will look for you. I WILL find you. And my author will find a way for me to kill you."

How come everybody else gets the cool dreams?

TD Powell. A cross between Liam Neeson, Chuck Norris, Frank West, Vin Diesel and Bruce Willis when you piss him off:pinkiecrazy:

This is my favorite version of non-canon TD.
I am so ready for more man.

Isn't this too much stories 4 you, m8?

3137391 To work on at once? I don't think so, particularly since one of them is coming to a close in a few chapters.


since one of them is coming to a close in a few chapters.

Tell me it's not Wanderings, nor Princess TD!

3137404 Oh no. We still have three more races after the griffins and TD hadn't even been coronated in Alicorn Princess. No, Interesting Date is almost over.

3137409 Three? Dragons and Changelings? What after them?

3137598 We already did dragons. Changelings, Saddle Arabia, and Crystal Empire.

3137600 Those three jerks counted as dragons or did I skip a chapter?

Oh you posted a new story? What do i need the read later button for? Favourite :3

This gun be gud!

Can't wait to see TD make them pay. :rainbowdetermined2: When Celestia and the rest show up, I can tell he's going to bitch her out for how stupid her latest experiment of curiosity of TD's world put her in danger. He isn't going to still shoot Celestia is he? Either way, hope to see him save Rarity. :raritydespair: Whatever shall she do?! :raritycry:

You really like posting TD stories, don't you?

3139136 Do you like reading them?


Is that really a problem though?

Hasbro is serious about protecting their copyright

3137409 Wait, what's Interesting Dates? I don't think I remember that one.

Good Lord, Dreamland is weird.

now I want to see how youre dream ended too. man no matter where in the multiverse TD is in, the guy just cant't get a break

3146291 We'll get there. Trust me. You want it to be epic, don't you? A one-shot wouldn't do it justice.

Ok, so, does this mean that by the end of this TD is going to be shirtless with a bandana blowing the living crap out of everything? I hope so. :pinkiehappy:

Go home, BronyWriter, You're drunk.

I am not. I'm just insane.

Nither! This is awesome idea!

3146333 ... yeah,. Pretty much. I'm not pulling any punches and neither is TD. This one is going to be unrealistic, silly, unapologetic, and awesome.

I into my room and laid down on my bed.

You a word there.

Hello there, Maxot's boss...
In the immortal words of Harbinger...

Your death is assured.

The voice on the other end was silent while he mulled it over. I was almost the black sedan that my attacker had driven before he answered.

You also a word there.

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