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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Jan
19th
2019

So a fun little detail about my son... · 9:18pm Saturday

Firstly, he cries in the night. Oy.

Secondly, he was born January 16th. He shares a birthday with my wife's sister, who is his youngest/second maternal aunt.

He is named after my grandfather, whom I am also named after. We share a name. I was born in April and share a birthday with... my second maternal aunt.

Crazy.

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Jan
19th
2019

My son... · 12:43am Saturday

Has been born. It was a whirlwind. My wife's water broke at midnight, then literally two minutes later she started having horrible contractions two minutes apart for thirty seconds. So we didn't actually have an early labor. My in-laws rushed us over to the hospital, of course, and five hours later, my 5'3 wife delivered a perfectly healthy eight pound, one ounce, 21 inch long baby.

Without any pain meds.

She is stronger than I am.

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Jan
8th
2019

BronyCon Book Store · 7:01pm January 8th

So yeah, that's totally something that I'm doing. Info here

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/825107/the-bronycon-bookstore-lets-do-something-crazy-yall

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Jan
2nd
2019

So I'm at work... · 7:17pm January 2nd

And it's been snowy these past few days. That means that whenever someone comes in (I sell phones at T-Mobile) they track in sort of muddy snow. There is a lot of it. I'm the one who mops it up. Then more people come in. Then we need to mop again...

...

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Anyone else feel that parts of their job are sysyphean?

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Jan
1st
2019

I feel bad, but this one took me 20 years to figure out. · 10:12pm January 1st

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Dec
8th
2018

Important questions that bother me and I want answers for. · 12:56am Dec 8th, 2018

1. Are there actually people out there who think that Calvin and Hobbes isn't the greatest comic strip ever?

2. Are there actually people out there who watched the musical Les Misérables who didn't think that Marius and Eponine was the better pairing than Marius and Cosette? I mean, they only killed her off because they didn't want a love triangle, right?

3. How many people know that Canadians are the only species of human hatched from eggs?

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Nov
26th
2018

My ball python has taken a great interest in theology. · 9:33pm Nov 26th, 2018

My great uncle was a world-renowned pastor, and the picture Podrick is looking at is the four spiritual secrets (I'm not but He is, I can't but He can, I don't want to but He wants to, I didn't but he did) which I guess are really interesting to Podrick.

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Nov
3rd
2018

I need help. · 12:37am Nov 3rd, 2018

I have a new story coming out, and I want it to be exceptional. I have finished it, but not to my liking. Anyone want to be a pre-reader and give me criticism on it? I'd love all the help I could get. It's a dark comedy about a mare with a murder cutie mark.

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Oct
30th
2018

My son... · 10:50pm Oct 30th, 2018

Is due in 2 1/2 months. Eek! So far everything seems good, though. He's kicking like he's trying out for the NFL once he's born, and he already likes music. I think. It's hard to tell what his kicks mean.

He just about always kicks to this song. Even when we're playing it in the car.

He kicked to this song, but probably because it was loud. Or he liked it.

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Oct
12th
2018

Can any of you think of a song... · 11:09pm Oct 12th, 2018

That's been lip-synced more than Bohemian Rhapsody?

I was talking to a customer about it at work, and I'm not sure if there is one.

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