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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Aug
11th
2021

Important question. Very important. · 6:22pm August 11th

What, to you, is the definitive version of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah? For me it was always Rufus Wainwright, but then I saw the version with him and 1500 Canadians and that's the one I always go for.

How about the rest of you?

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Jun
30th
2021

IMPORTANT: what's a contest you've always wanted to see on the site? · 6:41pm June 30th

Contests are great. I love writing for them and reading them. Lately I've been wanting to host a contest for the people on the site. My only problem: which one? What would people like to write and read about? The over 80 entries in the Friendship is Optimal contest showed me that there are still people on this site wanting to read and write. The admittedly impressive prizes might have had something to do with that, but still. There was a lot of creation. I want to help add to that. If there's

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Jun
20th
2021

Don't you hate... · 6:53pm June 20th

When you download a new game app on your phone, but despite it being interesting, you only play for about ten minutes because there's an ad between most if not all levels, so six of that ten minutes watching ads and four playing.

Or you could pay the low price of $4.99 to remove them forever!

Hate that.

Hate it so much.

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Jun
8th
2021

Anyone else heard this song? · 7:32pm June 8th

I just rediscovered it. Great song. Curious if anyone else has heard it.

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May
28th
2021

I wroted a Saw thing. · 12:27am May 28th

Ever wondered how I, BronyWriter, would rank all of the traps in the hit horror franchise Saw? You have? Okay, that's weird but now your dream has come true! I did it!

Read it here.

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May
14th
2021

My apartment just about burned down. · 8:45pm May 14th

Because of fish.

Or, rather, breaded fish.

My wife and I tried a new recipe of breaded chicken, and everything was going well until... the oil got too hot? Something. Either way, I was in our main room and heard my wife say "the stove is on fire."

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May
3rd
2021

Secret Life of Rarity book · 2:03am May 3rd

I just released a print version of A Shadow Hangs Overhead, but I really want to make print copies of Secret/Public/Blossom, but they're all just... so bad. People have been begging me for print copies for the better part of a decade (has it been that long?) but on top of some dumb scenes (the Diamond Dog scene, but I know exactly how I'd fix that) the prose and mechanics are absolute garbage. It's obvious that it's the third thing I ever wrote on this site. Looking at it versus

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May
2nd
2021

You wanna buy my book? · 7:32pm May 2nd

Well now you can! It's here!

https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/bronywriter-/a-shadow-hangs-overhead/paperback/product-7jdzv6.html?page=1&pageSize=4

Thank you for your patience. It looks really good. Also includes the short story Hitmare!

I have two more if you were interested in those as well!

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Apr
30th
2021

Advice · 11:41pm April 30th

So I work in sales. As anyone who has followed me for a long time knows, I am an epileptic. Fun. Tons of all kinds of fun.

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Apr
28th
2021

My birthday today. · 6:42pm April 28th

I turned 92. The secret to my longevity?

A typo.

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