Many, many years.

I was binging the Puppet Master series for... reasons... and... you know... Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys... just...

You know what, it doesn't matter.

It was about when I got to Puppet Master... seven, I think it was? It's the one that has the guy from The Room in it.

Oh hai Mark.

In any case, it was as I was watching that movie that I started to wonder "what if Z-grade horror sequels got A-list directors behind them?"

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I can't stop. I've done two different Pitch Meetings before this one. I should probably write actual stories more, but I'm having real fun with this, and what's wrong with that? Let me know if you guys want me to do more of these.

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Producer Guy: "So you have some fanfiction for me?"

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Okay, I did a Pitch Meeting for the pilot of the show, and that was kind of fun. Unfortunately, My writing brain started poking me for doing a pitch meeting for Not a Brony. My writing mind wouldn't stop poking me until I did this. *sigh.* The trials of writing. Oh well.

And hey, why not go back and critique a story that I wrote almost a decade ago? It...

Wait...

How long?

Jeez.

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A Pitch Meeting

So sorry, this was stuck in my head and I had to write it down.

So anyway...

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Producer Guy: "So you have a children's show for me?"

Writer Guy: "Yes sir I do. I was thinking we could reboot the My Little Pony franchise, and this time give it great stories and characters that will allow parents to tolerate it and maybe watch it with their kids."

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Well, I had my surgery. It was a rousing success. I now have a battery and some wires in my head... forever. Once a day I scan the battery and upload the data to my neurologist, so that's cool. They tested the battery right after surgery and found evidence of seizures. So I was still having them five minutes after installation.

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First one good, the second one maybe probably good eventually. The first one, look at what I have!

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Well, I wrote the new chapter. I like it more than the original. However, there's a link in the AN that will allow you to read the original if you'd like.

So it's no secret that probably the worst scene in Secret Life of Rarity is the "Kill Bill" bit where she kills almost 20 diamond dogs with a katana. It's ridiculous, it's tonally off, and it basically has no redeeming qualities other than people who like it ironically.

But I thought of a better way. A better scene. Much, much better. Night and day. I'm considering changing the story, then putting the original chapter on a GDoc for the people who would still want to read it. Thoughts?

So how accurate is this?