I'm not a brony
Get me out of Equestria
Where the princesses are full of bologna
And there's so much love and tolerance I could choke,

It's all run by Celestia,
Who had the award winning idea
To drag me to her beloved country
Without agreement from me.

Someone please hear my plea!
Get me outta Equestria!
I'm not a freaking brony
But everywhere I look I see a pony!

I surround myself with foals and fillies
Because it seems ponies any older are my achilles.

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I was surfing TV Tropes this morning and stumbled across this. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheCutieMarkCrusadersBringAboutTheApocalypse Yeah, I was pretty happy about that. Still no Not a Brony page though, but this is definitely a start!!!

Hello everypony/loyal reader of TD's wacky adventures/misfortunes in Equestria.

Wow, we have come a long way, haven't we? I never expected the story to become even half as popular as it is and to that I say THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! If I could give every reader who liked, thumbsed up, commented, gave constructive criticism a thousand dollars I totally would. That's how much I appreciate you guys.

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Dogman15 read the latest chapter of 'Not a Brony' and decided to make the ponified version of TD as best as he could and this is what he came up with.

Yeah, I laughed and I just want to say that I'm very appreciative of it. It's the closest thing to fan art of my story that I've gotten so I'm very thankful that he liked the story and the chapter enough to make even this simple thing. Round of applause to him.

I know I've posted decent few blogs in the past few days, but I just wanted to ask you about an idea that I had.

Firstly, I want you to know that the first two chapters of the sequel are complete and off to my prereaders. Christmas has delayed the publications of them and for that I apologize profusely.

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In the spirit of the holidays, Merry ChristaHanuQuanzaDan to everyone!

I found a Mary Sue/Gary Stu test online http://www.onlyfiction.net/ms-test.html and just for the heck of it, I decided to see if TD is a Gary Stu or not.

I got a 26 which is a borderline Stu.

The yeses for TD were:

1. Named after me (or at least me initials).
2. Angst in the present (yeah, he doesn't take his situation too well sometimes but it's not excessive)
3. Significant personality flaw. Yeah, he can hold grudges for a bit too long.

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I never expected to write one of these, but I just wanted to thank everyone who has read my stuff! I have just hit 350+ watchers and my story The Secret Life of Rarity has just hit 100+ thumbs up while my story No, I am NOT A Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! has hit 1000+ thumbs up. You guys rock and I am highly appreciative of you guys reading, commenting, liking, favoriting, and giving constructive criticism. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!