Epic Rap Battles of TD, Celestia, and Luna by Armalite · 6:58am Jan 22nd, 2013

I'm not a brony
Get me out of Equestria
Where the princesses are full of bologna
And there's so much love and tolerance I could choke,

It's all run by Celestia,
Who had the award winning idea
To drag me to her beloved country
Without agreement from me.

Someone please hear my plea!
Get me outta Equestria!
I'm not a freaking brony
But everywhere I look I see a pony!

I surround myself with foals and fillies
Because it seems ponies any older are my achilles.
Fluttershy is the only one with any sense,
She always comes to my defense,
She's so quiet, gosh I love that mare.
Not like those stupid princesses with their stupid flowing hair.
I guess I should stop dissing them before they tear through here,
And melt my soul with a royal stare like a magnified sun glare.

I'm channeling the spirit of Voltaire!
My ink flows like eagles through the air,
Oh, and did I mention their stupid hair?

-CRASH-

Uh oh,

CEASE THIS AT ONCE!
WE HAVE ARRIVED TO SHOW YOU THY PLACE!
RESORT TO PETTY INSULTS HAVE WE, DUNCE?
WE SHALL UNLEASH A SERIOUS CASE OF RHYTHEM AND RHYME TO THY FACE!

WE ARE NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH
THOU WOULD DO WELL TO WATCH THY STEP
FOR WE HOLD THE POWER OF GREAT MYTH
AND NOW THOU HAST TRAMPLED OUR REP!

WE HAVE FINISHED OUR RAP,
NOW WE SHALL RETURN HOME AND NAP!

Well, okay that did just occur
TD, I can hear the sound of ego crunches
No one else has suffer under a lyrical slur.
But at least those are stronger than your punches!

You have the nerve to punch a goddess, then diss their manes!
You clearly lack brains; you'll be lucky you don't end up in chains!
I have blue blood rap flowing in my veins,
Meanwhile, you strain just to continue your worthless lyrical campaign!
You must be insane to try and compete with somepony who can stop a train or make it rain.
Because I am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria,
You are TD Harrison
I'm done, and I think I beat you hun.
And with that I do believe that I won.

And yeah, just wanted to give Armalite exposure, credit, and thanks for making this!

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