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Bucking Nonsense


A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.


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A millennium ago, give or take, Princesses Celestia and Luna were nearly defeated by the most powerful villain that they had ever faced, Grogar, the dreaded lord of Tambelon. Thanks only to the whims of random chance, the two princesses survived that encounter, but have been forced to live in fear of the time of his inevitable return. That time is now...

...But whatever revival was intended has gone a little... wrong. Behind the wheels of Grogar's body is the spirit of a slightly extremely eccentric human. Equestria would have been lucky to survive the real Grogar, but will the ponies fare any better with this loon ruling Tambelon?

Sex Tag For Sexy Times Reasons, Gore Tag For Gorey Time Reasons.

You. Have. Been. Warned.

Chapters (12)
Comments ( 1334 )
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I've not even started reading this yet, and I'm just gonna' give it an upvote.

I like how all your protagonists feel like actual people.

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New Bucking Nonsense story; my body is ready . . . for bed, at the moment, but I watch with mine eagle keen eyes for updates! Let 'er rip!

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Edit: I'm sad that Morning Glory is cancelled, but this will be a good replacement.

I love it. Mmmmm iz great.

Why would I train myself to do something like that? Well, let me ask you this: Why not? Why choose to be ordinary? Why choose to be normal? Why be bland, when you can be extraordinary? Who are you, not to be great? The only thing holding you back is you!
Besides, it's a lot more fun to pretend to be the bad guy, than it is pretending to be the good guy.

This guy knows what's up.

Also, don't you mean a millennium aGOAT?

Perfectumundo my friend. This is perfect. Much better than tirek and that is my favorite story from you.

AND ANOTHER CHAPTER, BECAUSE REASONS!!! OR POSSIBLY RAISINS!!!

Welcome back, Bucking Nonsense. You were greatly missed, and now your return heralds joyful dancing upon the wheely chairs.

i hope Bucking Nonsense will figure out where his formula went wrong with the last two stories.

I need this one to succeed!

7070132 When Bucking does a story in this vein (clueless human sucker in a villain suit), it's pretty good. He's 1.5/2 so far, the Sombra story getting -.5 on account of not being done and all.

Yay, BN! You're back with a new story! Let's see where this one goes! :pinkiehappy:

7070132 What was wrong with the Tirek one? I don't remember there being anything bad about it, except the Elements being so easily manipulated.

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Actually i must be thinking of another one, non-chronologically. The Sombra one, iirc.

People that are high make the best educators, but the worst orators.

All fear the Overgoat. Do not imgine you can hide from it.

At first I thought this was a crossover with Fallen London, and I was excited.

When I saw Grogar, I was disappointed.

But then I saw that it was Bucking Nonsense, and was even more excited.

A very lovely effort and one I hope is done the way you do. Not that others expect. Though it is a shame the sombra one is ended so.

Clearly it is time to begin proper colonization and exploitation of The Shadow Realm.

I headcanon Grogar will explain away his oddity as a result of floating in the void of limbo with Death as his only companion who constantly yammered enlightened trivia in his ears for countless years in a timeless place.

Death had no lungs, you see, and the only way to get any peace in that dreadful void was to agree with Death on whatever random bullshit he was blathering on about. Thus I could force Death pause and consider between between inviting me into debate or coming up with a new tangent.

Did you know that there are 1,240,453 cilia on the legs of a fly? I certainly do now! I swear Death crammed so much pointless knowledge in to my mind that i've forgotten more than any of you mortals could have learned in a lifetime!

As you can imagine, that horrific ordeal has done a number on my sanity and metaphorically thrown a cream pie at my worldview's allegorical face, so you can all expect a number of changes around here!

Grogar the Tyrant is no more! I hereby declare myself Grogar, The OVERGOAT! ALL HAIL ME!!!

I'm getting cancer from this story...good please continue

I so hope this realm will become something like South Park's hell:D

So... If what I'm presuming is a human has somehow managed to take Grogar's body, does that mean there's a very psychotic-looking human with the soul of a Grogar in another dimension-world thingy? That'd be something to see.

"What are these tentacles at the end of my hooves?!"

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I don't know I can spin a pretty convincing tale when I'm baked.

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Love me some New Vegas references. Please, continue vigorously and without abatement.

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This is now my headcanon for Grogar. Have a goatee. Moustaches are overrated.

Freaking love this, also the d&d reference was amazing.

A good chapter. Ruined by the video at the end.

Playstation has a bit of a habit of ruining great things.

This is utterly and deliciously evil. Therefore it is amazing. The being currently known as Grogar is hilarious and has clearly been reading the 100 Overlord Tips. Looking forward to more and what he will do. Evil never dies.

And as such this story has almost reached my fav pile of storys...

dsk2 Nashandra lore==your beginning, manus has been broken to pieces yada yada, the smallest piece feels her weakness and become the strongest.
Did i get the reference right?

That would be a most excellent way to wake up. Reminds me of this comic where the MC has trained herself to sleep with a special snore.

7070674 The Evil Overlord List may be an old list but it is still a good one to use as a basic reference guide (supposing your enemies have not acquired a copy, too).

Yet again you start another intriguing story with an interesting main character, can't wait to see where this story goes.

Well, Vlad Tepes or Vlad The Impaler is considered a hero in slavic lands and the only reason he is under bad light is because of germanic stories. He prevented the occupation of his land by using brutal psychological tactics and even though he had violent tendecies he was a fair ruler.

And tyrant in essence means that the person has the complete power over govermental decisions and court, an authoritarian sovereign without reference to character.

So as a result all the absolute monarch through human history are tyrants as well as certain heroes Ceasar, Napeleon, Great Petro. And if you look carefully you would realise the fact that until the 20 century people have been mostly ruled by tyrants. Another fact is those people played a significant role in the development of their country even though they oppressed their own people. Russia was nothing before Petro's reforms, just a backwater country.

Almost every ruler is a terrible person, the most borrowed book from UN's library is ‘Heads of State and State Officials for International Crimes’. So as you can see everyone is terrible and if you would just give them opportunity people will exploit others. That has nothing to do with evil, it is just human nature.

Besides, the tyrant which you described are in minority because if someone does that in real life they are not rulers they are corpses because they die at the first sight of a proper rebellion.

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I agree, someone's greatest leader is often seen as another person's tyrant. It is largely perspective. You mentioned Vlad Tepes, he saved Eastern Europe from being conquered by the Ottomans, thus preventing Islam from spreading further into Europe. While his methods were certainly, questionable, he used what resources he had as best he could. Maximum effects with minimal resources. While by modern standards, his behavior could be seen as abhorrent it is unfair to apply 21st century morality to the Middle Ages.

That was when I decided that I wouldn't drop jager bombs before bed anymore. Three dreams like this one was more than enough.

Funny, I was just thinking "isn't that like the third time you've done this story now?"

7070823 They were conquered anyway, his own brother and king of Hungary betrayed him. Later Hungary was conquered by Ottomans.

7070852 SO? The set-up still makes people burst out laughing or at least it does me.

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Oh yeah forgot about that. I am more into classical history than Medival.

7070753 THIS Should be rather interesting then


MOAR, DARNIT [size=2emMOAR1]:flutterrage:

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