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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

So... Beautiful...

They call me Dash, I write ponyfics and poems. I'm not sure what else to write, but might I interest you in a Tia Pet?
I also moderate the Balloon Ponies Group!
Swooty Bell best pone


TwistedSpectrum: Each of your story topics is more random than the last :rainbowhuh:
But that keeps it interesting ^_^
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Cerulean Voice: First T-T-T-Tia!, now Peach-Pocalypse...You're a monster. A terrible, hilarious monster.

Yes. Yes I am.
Hereby Dubbed:
His Majesty the Peach King of Fimfiction!

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Fine folks whose hoers-words I have graced with eyeballs of correction.

A concise list of authors who, in some way, have had me as an editor/pre-reader:
-Kaidan
-Einhander
-Akumokagetsu
-Cerulean Voice
-Garbo802
-Para
-Erol carstein
-Guy_Incognito
Dash Attack
-JapaneseTeeth
-Lilsane
-Logic Flip
-Manes

Jul
17th
2017

Closets are dark. And lonely. I think it's time I left it then. · 4:40am July 17th

Hey guys, it's been a while, how's everyone doing?

Good to hear, but hey, pull up a chair, I got something to get off my chest, and it's something I want to share with all of you.:pinkiehappy:

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Stampede's Recommended Reads

  • T-T-T-Tia! Discord's latest prank on Celestia brings the Princess to see that the grass is definitely greener on her side. And her back. And her belly. Celestia is not amused. Luna is. by Dash The Stampede 1,316 words · 4,057 views · 314 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Adventures of Sweetie_Belle.jpg Sweetie_Belle.jpg lives a fulfilling life, surrounded by close friends and family as she traverses the unusually thin world she lives in. She will become a hero, whether she likes it or not. by Dash The Stampede 2,325 words · 1,394 views · 145 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Ghost Town Twilight's greatest mistake has become Celestia's curse. The Princess wanders through Ponyville's quiet streets, searching for answers and solutions. She'll restore the town or drive herself insane trying. by Dash The Stampede 20,197 words · 1,381 views · 44 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Coming Home For countless days, I have sat upon these dusty shelves, watching, waiting, for her: the one who is destined to call me her own. by Dash The Stampede 2,152 words · 552 views · 72 likes · 3 dislikes

Dash's Box of Badass

The Peach Saga

  • The Peach-Pocalypse Applejack's fields become much more peachy after Twilight's transmogrification spell backfires. Twilight might have a solution. A very tasty one. by Dash The Stampede 2,076 words · 1,035 views · 56 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Day The Peaches Attacked! Peaches. The delectable addiction of one Princess Twilight Sparkle. Twilight honors the little fruits with pride and glory, but what happens when your fruit fights back? Peachment Day is upon us! by Dash The Stampede 1,775 words · 454 views · 21 likes · 9 dislikes
  • The Peach Has Been Spiked! Twilight's peaches are disappearing on her, right under her nose! She thinks Spike is to blame, but it's not just him... by Dash The Stampede 1,742 words · 445 views · 23 likes · 8 dislikes
  • End Of Peaches The apocalypse has happened, and ponykind is left with a grim reminder of the past. Peaches no longer exist, wiped out by the apocalyptic eating machine that is the Equestrian Royalty. This is the End of Peaches. by Dash The Stampede 2,151 words · 554 views · 25 likes · 14 dislikes

Great stories by greater people

  • Fire & Rain Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest by Ruirik 132,604 words · 16,978 views · 1,873 likes · 47 dislikes
  • Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 285,557 words · 33,964 views · 3,595 likes · 189 dislikes
  • Fillystata At a fair held in the town of Dappleshore, Twilight stumbles upon something from her family's past and is drawn to investigate. But will she succumb to its sinister influence, and can Trixie and Luna set their differences aside to help her? by adcoon 36,992 words · 2,430 views · 144 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 29,366 views · 3,509 likes · 137 dislikes

Favorite comedy pieces

  • Check Yourself Before You Tirek Yourself In this corner: the Mad Minotaur of Minos! In that other corner: the True Terror of Tartarus! Who will win the Equestrian champion belt? by PresentPerfect 2,594 words · 1,031 views · 66 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Friendship is Manly Looks like the Elements of Harmony have been hitting the gym... by MarineMarksman 4,220 words · 11,896 views · 982 likes · 69 dislikes
  • Oh to be Old Again What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him? by Minalkra 132,600 words · 33,816 views · 3,954 likes · 125 dislikes
  • The Adventures of Schadenfreude The origins, adventures, and glorious antics of Blueblood's royal butler, Schadenfreude. by Daemon McRae 10,734 words · 2,976 views · 499 likes · 6 dislikes
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Considering I've largely lost the flame for writing in the community, I'd notify next of kin.

But I do plan on eventually finishing Ghost Town, if it takes me five years, so be it :V

As an absolute "Trigun" fan (and Dashie lover), I have to tell you that I'm in love with your user name :raritywink:

What of friendship is. . . Disintegration'?

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Oh man what have I done?

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The Stampede, on:

Logging on to a bunch of notifications:

Finding a new fic:

Trying to teach new writers:

"Sometimes, I want to write a shipfic.."

Dash + jager =

Posting a controversial blog:

When you're a troll...

...You can't go anywhere.


You...you mean...I can preread for you?


Stay true to your fic through the hate


Pinkie and Discord need to step up their game!