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Dash The Stampede


Keep things even; the sea refuses no river. The key is to remain in a constant state of departure while always arriving. Saves on introductions and goodbyes. Arriving does not require an explanation:V

So... Beautiful...

They call me Dash, I write ponyfics and poems. I'm not sure what else to write, but might I interest you in a Tia Pet?
I also moderate the Balloon Ponies Group!
Swooty Bell best pone


TwistedSpectrum: Each of your story topics is more random than the last :rainbowhuh:
But that keeps it interesting ^_^
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Cerulean Voice: First T-T-T-Tia!, now Peach-Pocalypse...You're a monster. A terrible, hilarious monster.

Yes. Yes I am.
Hereby Dubbed:
His Majesty the Peach King of Fimfiction!

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Current Editing Requests/Completed Editing

A concise list of authors who, in some way, have had me as an editor/pre-reader:
-Kaidan
-Einhander
-Akumokagetsu
-Cerulean Voice
-Garbo802
-Para
-Erol carstein
-Guy_Incognito
Dash Attack
-JapaneseTeeth
-Lilsane
-Logic Flip
-Manes
Current editing requests:
1. Akumokagetsu
2. Logic Flip
3. OPEN
4. OPEN

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Stampede's Recommended Reads

  • T-T-T-Tia! Discord's latest prank on Celestia brings the Princess to see that the grass is definitely greener on her side. And her back. And her belly. Celestia is not amused. Luna is. by Dash The Stampede 1,316 words · 3,978 views · 314 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Adventures of Sweetie_Belle.jpg Sweetie_Belle.jpg lives a fulfilling life, surrounded by close friends and family as she traverses the unusually thin world she lives in. She will become a hero, whether she likes it or not. by Dash The Stampede 2,325 words · 1,357 views · 144 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Ghost Town Twilight's greatest mistake has become Celestia's curse. The Princess wanders through Ponyville's quiet streets, searching for answers and solutions. She'll restore the town or drive herself insane trying. by Dash The Stampede 15,683 words · 1,265 views · 39 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Coming Home For countless days, I have sat upon these dusty shelves, watching, waiting, for her: the one who is destined to call me her own. by Dash The Stampede 2,152 words · 539 views · 71 likes · 3 dislikes

Dash's Box of Badass

The Peach Saga

  • The Peach-Pocalypse Applejack's fields become much more peachy after Twilight's transmogrification spell backfires. Twilight might have a solution. A very tasty one. by Dash The Stampede 2,076 words · 1,015 views · 56 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Day The Peaches Attacked! Peaches. The delectable addiction of one Princess Twilight Sparkle. Twilight honors the little fruits with pride and glory, but what happens when your fruit fights back? Peachment Day is upon us! by Dash The Stampede 1,775 words · 443 views · 21 likes · 9 dislikes
  • The Peach Has Been Spiked! Twilight's peaches are disappearing on her, right under her nose! She thinks Spike is to blame, but it's not just him... by Dash The Stampede 1,742 words · 436 views · 23 likes · 8 dislikes
  • End Of Peaches The apocalypse has happened, and ponykind is left with a grim reminder of the past. Peaches no longer exist, wiped out by the apocalyptic eating machine that is the Equestrian Royalty. This is the End of Peaches. by Dash The Stampede 2,151 words · 539 views · 25 likes · 14 dislikes

Great stories by greater people

  • Fire & Rain Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest by Ruirik 132,604 words · 16,805 views · 1,865 likes · 46 dislikes
  • Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 285,557 words · 33,192 views · 3,548 likes · 186 dislikes
  • Fillystata At a fair held in the town of Dappleshore, Twilight stumbles upon something from her family's past and is drawn to investigate. But will she succumb to its sinister influence, and can Trixie and Luna set their differences aside to help her? by adcoon 36,992 words · 2,412 views · 143 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 28,723 views · 3,485 likes · 136 dislikes

Favorite comedy pieces

  • Check Yourself Before You Tirek Yourself In this corner: the Mad Minotaur of Minos! In that other corner: the True Terror of Tartarus! Who will win the Equestrian champion belt? by PresentPerfect 2,594 words · 1,015 views · 66 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Friendship is Manly Looks like the Elements of Harmony have been hitting the gym... by MarineMarksman 4,220 words · 11,824 views · 980 likes · 69 dislikes
  • Oh to be Old Again What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him? by Minalkra 132,600 words · 33,351 views · 3,940 likes · 125 dislikes
  • The Adventures of Schadenfreude The origins, adventures, and glorious antics of Blueblood's royal butler, Schadenfreude. by Daemon McRae 9,795 words · 2,809 views · 475 likes · 6 dislikes
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Considering I've largely lost the flame for writing in the community, I'd notify next of kin.

But I do plan on eventually finishing Ghost Town, if it takes me five years, so be it :V

As an absolute "Trigun" fan (and Dashie lover), I have to tell you that I'm in love with your user name :raritywink:

What of friendship is. . . Disintegration'?

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Oh man what have I done?

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The Stampede, on:

Logging on to a bunch of notifications:

Finding a new fic:

Trying to teach new writers:

"Sometimes, I want to write a shipfic.."

Dash + jager =

Posting a controversial blog:

When you're a troll...

...You can't go anywhere.


You...you mean...I can preread for you?


Stay true to your fic through the hate


Pinkie and Discord need to step up their game!

Dec
25th
2016

Oh Lookie! · 6:54am Dec 25th, 2016

I'm still alive!

And poking back in here after a year or so of not even watching >.> I notice I cracked the two hundo mark :D Sweet!

Unfortunately, I don't know if I'll be returning en force to the site as it stands. Work demands me upwards of 50 hours a week and life is getting full of commitments. I'm certainly not the young and bright-eyed Dash that started with quaint tales and silly poems. I've come to truly appreciate my time here and the works that have resulted. I had a great run. Peachgate, Authors in your bed, collabs with awesome folks the likes of Kaidan and Cerulean, and numerous debates and chats on the finer things and nuances of life with well-respected and true humans all over the comment sections.

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