• Member Since 24th Jan, 2013
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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

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Twilight loves peaches. She will follow them to the edges of Equestria and back, if it means tasting the glorious fruity goodness. She is the self-proclaimed Princess of Peaches, yet Twilight never has had an issue with her peach consumption, but her latest binge may be causing more than just stomachaches! The peaches have begun to fight back!

All-out war wasn't her intention. It's what she got anyway.

What do you do when the peaches come for you?

Peachment Day is here.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 9 )

Another one?! :pinkiegasp:
You sure are milking this one, aren't you? :rainbowlaugh:

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I'm on a roll! A very fuzzy and tasty roll!

"BOW BEFORE YOUR PEACH OVERL- WAIT DON'T EAT M-"

'Crunch!'

PEACHES FTW

What's with all the peaches today?

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This right here will have everything you need to advance the needs of the Peachy Emperor!

Go forth, and bring the dawn to the Day of the Peaches!

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I'm on a roll, I've got two done maybe another later. Thinking of a way to "Spike the Peach" heh. get it?

Peach Schnapps you say... I'd like to try that. It's also ironic you mentioned peach flavored alcohol, I just happen to have a little bit of peach liquor in my pantry that I forgot about till I read this. What perfect timing, with the Peach-Pocalypse looming ever closer. I know what I'm doing tonight. :twilightsheepish:

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Once I'm 21, I'll take a shot of peachy alco just for you. And for every peach that ever did peach. :derpytongue2:

Thanks for reading!

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Turns out it was peach schnapps I had, and more than I thought.
I still want more. :pinkiecrazy:

Peacholics we all are!

LIBERTÉ!
ÉGALITÉ!
PÊCHE-ITÉ!
VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION DES PÊCHES!
Translation:
FREEDOM!
EQUALITY!
PEACH-ITY!
LONG LIVE THE PEACH REVOLUTION!

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