• Member Since 24th Jan, 2013
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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

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One day, after tearing apart dimensions, Discord stumbles across a small clay animal that seems to support plant life. He finds this amusing. Pranks ahoy!

Celestia wakes up to a very green morning...Wait, GREEN?

"DISCOOORD!"


Now featured on Las Pegasus Tribune! Feature!
Re-Feature! Thanks Cerulean Voice!
NOTE: These ARE broken links, but they will stay in memory of the site. Rest In Pony, LPT.

This fic is 100% approved by Twilight's Library!Woot!

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Comments ( 102 )

I lost it at Tallyho Sunbutt! XD That line made my night.

3371814
Thanks, I had to stop typing and catch my breath when I wrote it! :rainbowlaugh:

*reads title/desc. on front page* wait, what?
*reads full desc., sees cover art, and realizes title*
...
(IRL) :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:







*catches breath* How long ago did that come out?

3371820 also, your user cover art is adorable! :rainbowkiss:

3371825
I mod a group on DeviantArt for pony art, and this passed my inbox. I saw it and knew it was perfect for a one-shot.

TIA pets are not sold in stores!
:facehoof:

3371840 I meant your USER cover art of filly Derpy

I seriously did not stop laughing this whole time reading. Holy sisters, this is fantastic.
A couple of very small grammar gripes, but otherwise soundly written and incredibly hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh my gd, SUNBUTT!!!! :rainbowlaugh:
This fic just made my day! Good show, fine sir!

3372107 I had loads of fun writing it, I'm glad you got a chuckle

3372088 In reality, I didn't even edit, I posted my first draft basically. But thanks!:rainbowlaugh:

3371892 Oh, why thank you! (I hear it makes Kaidan squee):rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss:

3372596
Thanks, It was a thrill to write, and I'm honestly amazed at how well its done so far. :yay::yay::yay:

3372528
Your user image is amazing! :rainbowkiss: :derpytongue2:

Oh sweet Sunnybutt, that was awesome!:rainbowlaugh:
I think I cracked a rib from laughing too hard.

3374839
My sides! They ache too much!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Stuck in a portrait, eh? Hmm, seems familiar.

3375284
Yeah, I dunno why my mind drifted to Hogwarts Castle instead,

But that'd be hilarious! Imagine the pictures and the princesses can interact! ...
I think I know what I'm writing next!
:facehoof:

3375086
I'm glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for commenting! It's been featured on a website already, and I'm glad fans like you are helping it along!:rainbowkiss::ajsmug:

By the Gods this is hilarious! I can't help but feel Celestia is soon going to turn the two of them into grass ornaments when she finally becomes fed up with being used a lucrative product :rainbowlaugh:

3375523
I feel a sequel in my mind, brewing from this comment, but I don't think I can follow this one up. That was definitely on my mind as Celestia mentions planning a 'new addition' to the garden sculptures. :rainbowdetermined2:
I'm glad you liked it. :eeyup:

3375540 Nah, this doesn't need a sequel, maybe a little epilogue edited onto the end if you think of something really good; it's still perfect without it imo :pinkiehappy:

3375619
thanks! I saw your name in the las pegasus tribune feature article comments, if i'm not mistaken. is that how you found this?:pinkiehappy:

3375992 Indeed it is, I'm always on the look out for a good comedy on LPT, glad to have found one :raritywink:

3376135
Happy to provide! be sure to spread the word and share the laughs!:rainbowlaugh:

'What manner of trickery is this?'

No Tia it's What sorcery is this.

3377631
I'd like to think either one works, when writing, trickery sounded better in my head. I'll keep that in mind, though. :pinkiehappy:

Hope you enjoyed it!

Bu-bu-bu-bullshit!

Sorry had to be done.

Will read later.

(source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_irLnVhgQ)

3378844
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
Why didn't I think of that?!

I'm sure you'll enjoy it, PROMISE!

lush green coat. she sat up

Capitalization.

3379340
Slay me now, for I have angered the Typo Gods! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Don't know how I missed that one. Thanks!

Hope you enjoyed it!:pinkiehappy:

Poor Celly, the sunbutt of a perfect joke.

3381119
It was very silly. A bit 'out there' as far as happenings go but, eh, it's not like T-T-T-Tia is being actively harmed or anything.

Except her pride.

3381284
Be careful, or her next words will pack a punch...line.
yeah that was bad. I like yours more :facehoof:

It's like getting a haircut.:pinkiesmile:
Repeatedly.:pinkiecrazy:
For another's profit.:rainbowdetermined2:
And amusement.:rainbowlaugh:

3381306
Yeah, I feel like there's nothing but nonsense running through my mind at the wee hours of the morning, so for me to write this at like 2 am, it got silly...very very quickly. Didn't even realize how golden the reaction to this would be!

Thanks for taking the time to read and comment!:raritystarry:

3378865 Not the greatest work of written humor, but yeah, don't regret reading.

3382899
Well, for a first try at comedy? I'd say I'm very pleased with it. Thanks for coming back and checking it out!:twilightsmile:

3381306
MINALKRA! Why no update Oh to be old again?

3383928
Check me ol' blog mate.

3383953
Eh, meh, pteh. Fine.
...
Where is that?

3383961
I hope you got a chance to take a look at the story, it seems you've come for a friend instead! :twilightsmile: As long as you've accomplished what you need to, then that's good by me. :pinkiesmile:

3385651
I'm not going to go to a specific page just to annoy some guy. I read it yesterday.

3388919 Stay frosty! :rainbowdetermined:

3389904
the rainbowdetermined face didn't work lol

3389911
Damn android phones and their blatant ignorance for the existence of Dash! :flutterrage:
:rainbowdetermined2:
oh lol there's a 2 at the end >.< that's why.:facehoof:
well. good show, old bean! :twilightsheepish:

I can't tell which hurts worst, my sides or my cheeks.
Very funny.

3398440
Thanks! I've tried to figure out what i was possessed by when I wrote this, I can't write comedy! ...right..? :unsuresweetie:

...:rainbowdetermined2:Okay, maybe I can.

You have installed a headcanon for me.
After shaving all of it off, the scraps became...


FLUFFLEPUFF! (Dun dun dun!) :moustache::rainbowwild::twilightoops::twistnerd::pinkiegasp:

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