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If I could have a word,
This all seems too absurd
Surely there's been some mistake here
I am not some
Poster child
How pathetic
I'm afraid
I'm not as brave
As I'd imagined
Once, I was inspired
Now, I'm old and tired
I'm a fool to keep on trying
Expectations of the dying
Seem so petty
All these years and nothing changes
I should just be
Glad to finish—
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Would we expect anything else?
2598911 Great!
I had one panel accepted, and one talk rejected. As always, they accepted the generic one and rejected the more interesting one.
Good news: I’ll make a blog post later but our panel for BronyCon got excepted
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“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.” -Margaret Mead
2574100 STILL not enough to take over the world.