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Thanks for the follow, Mr Horse, sir
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Ohhhh, those bros. I thought you meant the Bronies in general.
Well, the answer is still about the same. I wrote "The Iron Horse," it got noticed by one of the said Bros and they offered me some good advice about making it as good as possible. Then we just kept talking, became friends, and connections were formed and... I am apparently one of the bros now!
And I shall be glad to read one of your stories! I've been seeing you around for ages anyway, my good man, so I ought to partake!
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Why, hello!
I am not one of the bros. I learned that this morning, reading the dedication to Haute Couture.
After looking over your favorites, none of mine immediately come to mind. I can recommend these to you:
The Incandescent Brilliance by KitsuneRisu (audio)
She Contains Multitudes by Ragnar
Twilight is Annoyed by Protopony350 (audio)
Whom the Princesses Would Destroy by GhostOfHeraclitus (audio)
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER NECROMANCERS, YAY! by Justice3442 (audio)
Siren Song by GaPJaxie
You can find YouTube readings of the ones that say "audio". I uploaded them to DropBox here.
If I must recommend some of mine for you, perhaps:
Moments (not quite SF)
Long Distance (retro-SF)
The Case of the Starry Night (Holmes mystery romance)
"The Mailmare" is actually SF, but I don't recommend it. So many problems with that story.
Since you were kind enough to ask me, I thought I'd return the favor!
Who are you, good sir, and how did you become one of the bros? And where should I start for your stories?