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Bad Horse

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  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 32,325 views · 2,804 likes · 66 dislikes
  • Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 14,440 views · 1,654 likes · 158 dislikes
  • Save the Records Whether you tacet or play along, all songs must end in silence. by TheBandBrony 2,771 words · 805 views · 79 likes · 8 dislikes
  • After the Races Seven years down the road, the indomitable Adagio Dazzle is confronted with an old friend and an old choice. by very trustworthy rodent 8,769 words · 704 views · 58 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... by TheVulpineHero1 3,085 words · 1,980 views · 225 likes · 3 dislikes

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  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match in a travelling showpony? by Bad Horse 14,978 words · 7,075 views · 377 likes · 11 dislikes
  • The Twilight Zone 25. Necessary Evil: Lord Tirek will return to wreak havoc on Equestria... when he is needed again. by Bad Horse 18,177 words · 6,379 views · 611 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Friends, With Occasional Magic The magic of friendship is showing people the good in themselves. Sometimes, with ponies. by Bad Horse 2,857 words · 1,179 views · 91 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Gathering In the stars, a hundred years' journey away, the alicorns gather, to mourn, mate, and birth. Celestia hears their call. Dotted Line wants her to review tax rebate applications. by Bad Horse 1,172 words · 4,517 views · 576 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Moments Practice makes perfect. And Princess Twilight wants everything to be perfect. Especially the end of the world. by Bad Horse 8,269 words · 3,939 views · 486 likes · 27 dislikes

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Bad Horse Blog Index · 9:17pm May 30th, 2014

Fimfiction provides no easy way to find old blog posts, so this index will always be on my user page. Each list is mostly in chronological or reverse-chronological order.

I've added a few good blog posts by other people.

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Good news--you got a cameo in someone's story!

2450186 An interesting story, with an ironic twist: The union broke because they didn't admit blacks or, apparently, eastern Europeans, but the evil capitalists were willing to hire them.

Somehow, these excerpts from a post by leftist intellectual Erik Loomis had me thinking you might appreciate them:

She and Berkman decided to murder Henry Clay Frick, the vile capitalist and mass murderer behind the Homestead strike. . . . Berkman walked into Frick’s office with a knife and a gun. Being an anarchist, of course he completely failed in everything except receiving a 22-year prison sentence (he served 14) for his lame attempt; Frick was back at work the next week.

Emma Goldman is buried in Forest Home Cemetery, Forest Home, Illinois. Probably because anarchists can’t do anything right, her death date is wrong on her own grave.

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