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Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 2,733 · 39
Pinkie Watches Paint Dry Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis about paint. by AbsoluteAnonymous 2,500 words · 3,905 · 61
The King of Carrot Flowers The so-called Slender Pony exists in the minds of most as a murderous beast. (Fluttershy-centric.) by ShadowBoxingKing 1,890 words · 138 · 3
The Best Night Ever Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop by Capn_Chryssalid 53,935 words · 4,826 · 77
Princess Celestia Hates Tea Seriously, a lot. by Skywriter 8,536 words · 4,425 · 69

Favorite savory

Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 2,859 · 67
Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 1,713 · 159
Save the Records Whether you tacet or play along, all songs must end in silence. by TheBandBrony 2,771 words · 82 · 9
After the Races Seven years down the road, the indomitable Adagio Dazzle is confronted with an old friend and an old choice. by very trustworthy rodent 8,769 words · 63 · 1
Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... by TheVulpineHero1 3,085 words · 229 · 4

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The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn Should the incredibly powerful new alicorn pursue his destiny as savior of Equestria, or his love of interior design? by Bad Horse 4,748 words · 898 · 37
Sisters Stories about two sisters who are best friends, and rulers of Equestria by Bad Horse 6,008 words · 1,409 · 21
Mortality Report Celestia writes a report to her queen about what she's learned from living among mortals. by Bad Horse 4,322 words · 1,651 · 28
Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories for Impressionable Young Colts and Fillies Bad Horse retells bedtime stories to teach foals the real facts of life. by Bad Horse 6,006 words · 401 · 9
Moving On Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how? by Bad Horse 9,259 words · 453 · 24

Also "The Detective and the Magician", "Fluttershy's Night Out", "Alicorn Cider", "Happy Ending", "Twenty Minutes", "Elpis", "Long Distance", "The Mailmare" (in a contest post), "Displacement", "Do That Again", "Shut Up".

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Fimfiction provides no easy way to find old blog posts, so this index will always be on my user page. Each list is mostly in chronological or reverse-chronological order.

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Super Trampoline

Super Trampoline #421 · 2 weeks ago · · ·

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Would we expect anything else?

Bad Horse

Bad Horse #420 · 2 weeks ago · · ·

2598911 Great!
I had one panel accepted, and one talk rejected. As always, they accepted the generic one and rejected the more interesting one.

Super Trampoline

Super Trampoline #419 · 2 weeks ago · · ·

Good news: I’ll make a blog post later but our panel for BronyCon got excepted

Sypher

Sypher #418 · March 6th · · ·

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“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.” -Margaret Mead

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Bad Horse #417 · March 3rd · · ·

2574100 STILL not enough to take over the world.

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A Carrot for Miss Fluttershy Farmer Hayseed won't sell carrots to pegasi. Big Mac finds this unacceptable. by Bad Horse 4,596 words · 23 · 0
The Real Reason by Bad Horse 3,567 words

Read at your own risk. Advice welcome.

TSiren Song
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Bioshock meets MLP in this psychological thriller, where Celestia's new faithful student, Siren Song, must discover the truth behind the city beneath the waves. Arriving in pursuit of Twilight, Siren finds herself trapped in a city of horrors.
Crossover
Trixie
OC
Main 6
GaPJaxie · 187k words · 601 17 · 11k views
TPrincess Celestia's Private Library
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
A tale of poetry, pornography, puns, printing presses and pretty pony princesses.
Sex
Celestia
OC
Shrink Laureate · 6.2k words · 204 5 · 2k views
TWatch! Watch!
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
A crime wave is gripping the sleepy town of Apple-Morepone. Then "Rainbow" Dash of the City Watch meets a batpony (adopted) named Carrot. The town will never be the same. (An homage to the City Watch of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels!)
Sex
Narcotics
Crossover
Rainbow Dash
Zecora
Lyra
Bon-Bon
Carrot Top
horizon · 13k words · 190 5 · 978 views
TNow I Know In Part
MLP: FiM
Sad
Sci-Fi
Twilight Sparkle endures the darkness of space on a mission of mercy.
Human
Twilight
Cynewulf · 8.7k words · 363 9 · 2.7k views
THyperportentia
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Seeing the future is a nice Destiny and all, but what happens when you're swamped with every hairy little detail?
OC
MyHobby · 6.2k words · 199 0 · 1.5k views
TAubade
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Drama
Slice of Life
Cheerliee has always looked out for Pinkie Pie. Hooves always looks after Bertie Whickers. But when Pinkie met Bertie, something happened that neither the schoolteacher nor the butler had looked for.
Alt. Universe
Cheerilee
Other
TheJediMasterEd · 3.8k words · 52 2 · 465 views
TAfter the Races
Equestria Girls
Drama
Slice of Life
Seven years down the road, the indomitable Adagio Dazzle is confronted with an old friend and an old choice.
Adagio Dazzle
very trustworthy rodent · 8.8k words · 63 1 · 908 views
EBouts of Forgetful Artistic Destruction
MLP: FiM
Drama
In a nearly empty library, a librarian tears pages out of books and tosses them out an open window. Twilight studies in the same library, alone. They exchange words and a dance.
Twilight
OC
HoofBitingActionOverload · 4.8k words · 102 3 · 1.1k views
EObiter Dicta
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
A collection of short stories, vignettes, and deleted scenes, mostly based in the Civil Serviceverse and tending to be either slice of life or comedy.
Human
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
OC
Main 6
GhostOfHeraclitus · 32k words · 824 13 · 8.3k views
TDystopian Circus
MLP: FiM
Dark
Tragedy
When time is up and the end is nigh, what will Celestia decide?
Human
Celestia
Discord
Pearple Prose · 4.2k words · 211 37 · 2.8k views

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