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Bad Horse

Just an honest businesspony with a Patreon.

Index librorum prohibitorum

The heaviness of the bad horse drags its charioteer toward the earth and weighs him down if he has failed to train it well, and this causes the most extreme toil and struggle that a soul will face.
--Plato, Phaedrus 247b

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It needs evaluation before it's in the bin
Let's see if plots maintain their course
Good grammar would be nice of course

Bad Prose
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It's Bad

(From "Bad Prose" by Sordid Euphemism.)

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Bad Horse Blog Index · 9:17pm May 30th, 2014

Fimfiction provides no easy way to find old blog posts, so this index will always be on my user page. Each list is mostly in chronological or reverse-chronological order.
I've added a few good blog posts by other people.

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What Shakes said. :heart:

Would we expect anything else? :applejackunsure:

2598911 Great!
I had one panel accepted, and one talk rejected. As always, they accepted the generic one and rejected the more interesting one.

Good news: I’ll make a blog post later but our panel for BronyCon got excepted

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Unfinished Poem

If I could have a word,
This all seems too absurd
Surely there's been some mistake here
I am not some
Poster child
How pathetic
I'm afraid
I'm not as brave
As I'd imagined

Once, I was inspired
Now, I'm old and tired
I'm a fool to keep on trying
Expectations of the dying
Seem so petty
All these years and nothing changes
I should just be
Glad to finish—

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