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Bad Horse

Just an honest businesspony with a Patreon.

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  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 33,292 views · 2,828 likes · 66 dislikes
  • Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 14,828 views · 1,684 likes · 159 dislikes
  • Save the Records Whether you tacet or play along, all songs must end in silence. by TheBandBrony 2,771 words · 854 views · 80 likes · 8 dislikes
  • After the Races Seven years down the road, the indomitable Adagio Dazzle is confronted with an old friend and an old choice. by very trustworthy rodent 8,769 words · 804 views · 61 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... by TheVulpineHero1 3,085 words · 2,051 views · 228 likes · 4 dislikes

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  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match in a travelling showpony? by Bad Horse 14,739 words · 7,277 views · 385 likes · 11 dislikes
  • The Twilight Zone 25. Necessary Evil: Lord Tirek will return to wreak havoc on Equestria... when he is needed again. by Bad Horse 18,177 words · 6,576 views · 614 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Friends, With Occasional Magic The magic of friendship is showing people the good in themselves. Sometimes, with ponies. by Bad Horse 2,857 words · 1,231 views · 95 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Gathering In the stars, a hundred years' journey away, the alicorns gather, to mourn, mate, and birth. Celestia hears their call. Dotted Line wants her to review tax rebate applications. by Bad Horse 1,136 words · 4,899 views · 592 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Moments Practice makes perfect. And Princess Twilight wants everything to be perfect. Especially the end of the world. by Bad Horse 8,160 words · 4,068 views · 490 likes · 27 dislikes

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Bad Horse Blog Index · 9:17pm May 30th, 2014

Fimfiction provides no easy way to find old blog posts, so this index will always be on my user page. Each list is mostly in chronological or reverse-chronological order.

I've added a few good blog posts by other people.

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Is stuff going okay for you?

You know, bearing Fame & Misfortune in mind, I get the feeling that "Once Upon A Zepplin" is also going to be an episode like it.

"Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees."

It is I suppose. I appreciate your work and only come here for it ;) I had no other way to contact you but to make an account.

See you there love! <3

Great! I'll be in Quills and Sofas a lot of the time. Also, I'm running "And that's how Equestria was made!" Friday at 2.

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