Attention Horse

A bioform originating from the planet known as Earth. Incapable of self-levitation. Batteries not included. Self-declared mortal enemy of logical inconsistency.

shush he's just sleeping

I like 'em dark. I write 'em darker.

Your friendly local terrifying, hollow eyed demon baby pumpkin.

A star drifting through the cosmos.

I know you didn't ask for a distantly downhearted observation on ordinary life, but I wrote it anyway.

Limeade Soul

Writing student who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

I am a robot trapped in a pony body

Just somepony who sometimes draws simpletonish pictures when he's not too lazy for it.

Hope is the most powerful force in the world. With it, even the impossible can be taken on. Without it, even the easiest of tasks become unbearable. Except eating cakes. That is always possible.

Smol green pega that writes lots of words about ponies.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

No, I am not Pinkie Pie. Why do people keep asking that?

I tell lies for money.

Deadhorse.

Consider your origin. You were not formed to live like brutes but to follow virtue and knowledge.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart")

mwap

We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.

♀ / Probably not SCP-1192.

Terrified and alone, on the edge of the abyss

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

im posh

Mindmaster Extraordinaire!

I am a poorly put together horse :U

No minute is Best Minute

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!