Donald Trump arrived in my area a couple hours ago. People have gathered to listen to him speak. Other people have gathered to protest.

These are not things that bother me. I don't care about Trump because he's just another puppet playing his part in the ongoing political theater. I don't care about peaceful things his supporters do because I believe in freedom. The same applies to the protesters. What bothers me is how it affects everyone else.

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To the surprise of all, the doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once again. Five stories await judgment. Which ones are worth reading, and which ones will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Click the button below to find out.

In this edition:
—Rarity subverts expectations by not subverting expectations.
—Twilight adopts Sweetie Belle.
—A pegasus bursts into flames.
—A rabbit just bursts.
—I make up a new question for Cards Against Humanity.

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As you probably noticed, I posted a new story for the first time since late 2014, and let me tell you, it feels damn good. 2015 was terrible for me in pretty much every way, so getting back in the saddle is like kicking that year's dust off my shoes. As for the story, you can find it here:

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The doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once more, and six stories now stand in front of the Badfic Grinder 3000™ (revision 6). Continue reading to find out which ones should go onto your reading lists and which will be thrown into the grinder for your twisted amusement.

Also, an important (to me, at least) message is waiting at the end.

In this edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse:
—Celestia OP. Nerf plz.
—An action scene is re-envisioned with creepy groping.

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The doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once more, and six more stories now stand before their judge, jury, and potential executioner. Which will be found worthy, and which will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Read on to find out.

In this edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse:
—Drunken poker shenanigans.
—Abel and Caine, reincarnated as astronauts.
—Sunset Shimmer gets hammered.
—Being gay makes ponies stupid.

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So some of you have been wondering what happened to me? The short of it is that I’ve spent most of the summer in crippling pain. Several months, four doctors, a pile of medical bills, and a boatload of stress and anxiety later, I’m back to normal. With luck, it’ll stay that way.

And no, I’m not going to talk about it any further.

Today’s edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse features:
–Luna dancing on a pipe organ.
–Big Mac punching Blueblood. Repeatedly.
–Trixie being showered in spit.

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I woke up today to the news that WWE has severed their ties to Hulk Hogan over a scandal that was about to break. After considering it for a while, I decided I wanted to chime in on the topic and discuss Hogan, racism, and why this whole thing is a pile of crap.

This post will have none of my usual attempts at humor, so if that's what you're looking for, I advise tuning out now. If this topic is relevant to you, click below to see more.

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The doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once more, and the sounds of children's laughter and anguished screams flow through them in equal measure. Within, fics of all sorts are judged, and the worst are hurled into a grinder for your twisted amusement.

Once again, it's been a while since my last blog. This time, however, I think I really am returning to making more regular posts. I've been reading a lot lately—so much that I actually have a backlog of stuff pending review.

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Greetings, cesspool dwellers! Today marks the 35th anniversary of my forcible ejection from the comfort and safety of the womb, and I figured an event like this should be marked by the giving of many fine gifts.

No, I’m not asking you to give me stuff.

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When the Badfic Slaughterhouse opens, Prak will sit on his glorious throne. All the stories will be gathered before him, and he will separate the fics one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the sheep (goodfics) on his right and the goats (badfics) on his left.

Then he will pull a gilded lever, and the badfic goats will be cast into the grinder while the Angels cheer their demise.

Amen.

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