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Prak


Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

May
20th
2018

The Fourth Annual PC Gaming Giveaway! (CLOSED) · 5:05am May 20th, 2018

Remember that time, back in 2015, when I decided to give other people gifts on my birthday? Good times, right? Right. Many games were given away, and I’m sure many hours of enjoyment were had by all who received them. If I’m wrong, don’t spoil my delusion. Just nod dumbly and keep reading.

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Dec
9th
2017

A Completely Humorless Rant (with a bit of profanity) About Something I Hate · 6:52pm Dec 9th, 2017

Donald Trump arrived in my area a couple hours ago. People have gathered to listen to him speak. Other people have gathered to protest.

These are not things that bother me. I don't care about Trump because he's just another puppet playing his part in the ongoing political theater. I don't care about peaceful things his supporters do because I believe in freedom. The same applies to the protesters. What bothers me is how it affects everyone else.

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May
20th
2017

The Third Annual PC Gaming Giveaway · 5:08am May 20th, 2017

Hello, you fine folks. I've come out of hiding to let you know the most magical day of the year has arrived once again. On this date, twenty-five years and a few dozen months ago, I first graced the world with my presence. Now, we all know most people are selfish bastards who only think about themselves on such occasions—and who can honestly blame them for being excited about a day when people give them free stuff for simply existing?—but if I want to rule the world one day, I need to suck up

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Jun
8th
2016

Badfic Slaughterhouse #27 · 7:05pm Jun 8th, 2016

To the surprise of all, the doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once again. Five stories await judgment. Which ones are worth reading, and which ones will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Click the button below to find out.

In this edition:
—Rarity subverts expectations by not subverting expectations.
—Twilight adopts Sweetie Belle.
—A pegasus bursts into flames.
—A rabbit just bursts.
—I make up a new question for Cards Against Humanity.

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May
20th
2016

Prak's 2nd Annual Gaming Giveaway (CLOSED) · 12:50pm May 20th, 2016

UPDATE: The giveaway is now CLOSED. See you again next year!

The wait is over, folks! The most important day of the year has finally arrived!

That’s right; it’s my birthday! If you were following me last year, you might know what that means. For the newcomers and those with short memories, here’s the rundown.

TL;DR: I'm giving away keys for PC games.

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Feb
4th
2016

New story + thoughts on its reception · 9:57pm Feb 4th, 2016

As you probably noticed, I posted a new story for the first time since late 2014, and let me tell you, it feels damn good. 2015 was terrible for me in pretty much every way, so getting back in the saddle is like kicking that year's dust off my shoes. As for the story, you can find it here:

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Dec
10th
2015

Badfic Slaughterhouse #26 · 5:48pm Dec 10th, 2015

The doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once more, and six stories now stand in front of the Badfic Grinder 3000™ (revision 6). Continue reading to find out which ones should go onto your reading lists and which will be thrown into the grinder for your twisted amusement.

Also, an important (to me, at least) message is waiting at the end.

In this edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse:
—Celestia OP. Nerf plz.
—An action scene is re-envisioned with creepy groping.

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Oct
21st
2015

Badfic Slaughterhouse #25 · 6:21pm Oct 21st, 2015

The doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once more, and six more stories now stand before their judge, jury, and potential executioner. Which will be found worthy, and which will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Read on to find out.

In this edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse:
—Drunken poker shenanigans.
—Abel and Caine, reincarnated as astronauts.
—Sunset Shimmer gets hammered.
—Being gay makes ponies stupid.

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Sep
15th
2015

Badfic Slaughterhouse #24 · 8:21pm Sep 15th, 2015

So some of you have been wondering what happened to me? The short of it is that I’ve spent most of the summer in crippling pain. Several months, four doctors, a pile of medical bills, and a boatload of stress and anxiety later, I’m back to normal. With luck, it’ll stay that way.

And no, I’m not going to talk about it any further.

Today’s edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse features:
–Luna dancing on a pipe organ.
–Big Mac punching Blueblood. Repeatedly.
–Trixie being showered in spit.

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Jul
24th
2015

Regarding the Hulk Hogan mess, and what it means to our culture. · 7:23pm Jul 24th, 2015

I woke up today to the news that WWE has severed their ties to Hulk Hogan over a scandal that was about to break. After considering it for a while, I decided I wanted to chime in on the topic and discuss Hogan, racism, and why this whole thing is a pile of crap.

This post will have none of my usual attempts at humor, so if that's what you're looking for, I advise tuning out now. If this topic is relevant to you, click below to see more.

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