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  • Pinkie and Sonata's Excellent Adventure After witnessing abuse at the hands of Adagio and Aria, Pinkie Pie comes to the aid of Sonata. The two quickly hit it off and a friendship is born… much to the dismay of everyone around them. by Justice3442 42,155 words · 6,921 views · 488 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Tooth-hurty Sonata has a tooth ache. Adagio and Aria don't want to deal with it. Sunset Shimmer gets involved. Applejack is there. It's gonna be one of those days. by Justice3442 28,576 words · 3,160 views · 356 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Home Again, Home Again, Jiggety-jig The mysterious Table of Harmony has called on Starlight Glimmer to solve a friendship problem at Canterlot Castle, but wait! A second cutie mark belonging to a magically inclined alicorn has appeared, and unfortunately for Twilight, it’s not hers. by Justice3442 15,709 words · 3,515 views · 331 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Bibliopocalypse: War of the Two Suns Little filly Sunset Shimmer needs something to occupy her time. She’s already read all her adoptive mother’s books, so a trip to the library is the logical solution. Unfortunately, things quickly get out of hoof. by Justice3442 8,130 words · 1,752 views · 137 likes · 5 dislikes

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  • The Wheel and the Butterfly A Dan X Pinkie Pie Saga Pinkie Pie finds herself adjusting to a new, hostile world, with a new hostile friend. Can they make it through this new misadventure together, or is it the universe that needs to watch out for them? by Justice3442 735,216 words · 23,025 views · 2,187 likes · 87 dislikes
  • All That Shimmers Sunset Shimmer is having a bad night. She turned into a demon, was forcefully turned back, and now has to deal with all the people she's wronged in the past. As luck would have it, it seems her demon self isn't done with her, either. by Justice3442 77,473 words · 6,453 views · 353 likes · 14 dislikes
  • The Destroyer and Her Doctor Debra Hart leads a rather plain life, discounting the disasters caused by her clumsiness on a daily basis. Luckily she meets a man who adds a bit of excitement to her life, though often in the form of other-worldly beings that want to kill them both. by Justice3442 27,929 words · 1,047 views · 109 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Dan and Pinkie Take a Slice out of Life A misanthropic man finds himself sharing an apartment with a bubbly, hyperactive girl. A pink pony turned human is doing her best to adjust to a new world. Together they will get through sharing living space without killing each other... probably. by Justice3442 30,357 words · 6,947 views · 645 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Love Call of the Sirens Love Tap has a reputation for being excellent at taking care of children. Twilight needs somepony to help look after the sirens. These two things really shouldn't have any connection, but desperate times call for desperate measures. by Justice3442 23,279 words · 2,857 views · 372 likes · 15 dislikes

New story coming soon, sponsored by SATAN! · 6:48am Last Thursday

Y'all better watch the movie already and prepare yourselves for more CMC & Button Mash related shenanigans 'cause my next story is gonna be OFF THE CHAIN! Get ready for more Love Tap! Some Capper! Some Princess Skystar! Glim-Glam! The GaPT! Spike! The cutest edgehorse we've seen yet! And a very special pony Princess who has to try to keep things from getting out of hoof!

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Justice writes a little about Justice (Warning: may be lies).

He killed a bear when he was only three!

The bear was three that is(making it still an adult...bear), Justice was 25 and armed with a cannon that fired logging chain-saws.

He once summoned a demon using the Keys of Solomon because he was too lazy to rummage through his liquor cabinets to mix a cocktail for himself

Also, he's Prime Minister of Ecuador for reasons he's not entirely sure of. Justice suspects drinking alcohol is involved, but that's just playing the odds.

He spends many days in front of a computer running SQL queries and making reports that present what those queries say in a visually pleasing way.

Potentially related, he usually receives direct deposits to his bank account at regular intervals for a near identical amount of money. He secretly wonders if this is related to his database and reporting work or if he has a secret (potentially interstellar) admirer.

He's told he has a wife and daughter and that the three of them occupy a house in the Portland, Oregon metropolitan area, but he's yet to hire a private detective to confirm if this is true or not. He has confirmed he resides in a residence with at least four cats with other felines wandering in to steal the delicious cat-food he stockpiles in case of the Apocalypse, or if he gets peckish.

The amount of hippies and doughnuts with bacon on them in his general vicinity had led Justice to conclude he probably lives in or very near Portland, Oregon.

Social media hang-outs below.

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What would happen if The Dazzlings met The Sanderson Sisters from Hocus Pocus?

Have you seen Charlie's Angels?

While watching "Once upon a Zeppelin," it occurred to me...

What if Twilight decided to invite Sunset along on the zeppelin cruise to help her bond more with Cadance and family? And then of course, Sunset learns of Iron Will's master plan, and Twilight's decision... and things rapidly go off the rails from there?

Three days of Twilight feeling like she has to perform and Sunset getting mad at everything from Iron Will to random spectators, to Twilight's newest assistant... The opportunities abound!

Plus... more play time with Equestria's Most Dangerous Baby!


Huh, who knew sunset favorite pet choice was a tiny lizard.


Yeah! Her's a quite a bit nicer than the one I imagined for her. :rainbowlaugh: Maybe I can write something where she moves to her more luxurious digs.

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