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Nov
18th
2017

Drinking 101.01: I forgot something. · 7:29pm Saturday

For anyone who missed it, I did a little-ta-mid sized post on alcohol last night.

I did forget one little thing. Another thing on the sweeter side, go put your liquor of choice (usually Tequila, Vodka is also popular) and orange juice over ice then add some grenadine. You’ve just made a (name of liquor) sunrise!

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Justice writes a little about Justice (Warning: may be lies).

He killed a bear when he was only three!

The bear was three that is(making it still an adult...bear), Justice was 25 and armed with a cannon that fired logging chain-saws.


He once summoned a demon using the Keys of Solomon because he was too lazy to rummage through his liquor cabinets to mix a cocktail for himself

Also, he's Prime Minister of Ecuador for reasons he's not entirely sure of. Justice suspects drinking alcohol is involved, but that's just playing the odds.

He spends many days in front of a computer running SQL queries and making reports that present what those queries say in a visually pleasing way.

Potentially related, he usually receives direct deposits to his bank account at regular intervals for a near identical amount of money. He secretly wonders if this is related to his database and reporting work or if he has a secret (potentially interstellar) admirer.

He is quite certain he has a daughter, otherwise, who's five-year-old is temporarily kidnapping every weekend?

The amount of hippies and doughnuts with bacon on them in his general vicinity had led Justice to conclude he probably lives in or very near Portland, Oregon.

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Good question! I decided to answer it with a big blog post.

So how many of your stories are connected with the Mad-Shimer Universe that are not marked as such.

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How would The Dazzlings react if they met Ryan Reynolds' Deadpool?

Hey, Justice are you entering the MLP competition from my group? If you are I’m happy to put your stories in their to safe you some time. :twilightsmile:

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