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19th
2017

Hahaha... Wow. · 6:28pm Yesterday

I know I already thanked you all, but again... Thank you! I truly appreciate that support and concern I got over the fics disappearance, but I also appreciate it that it's back up screaming at everyone from the front page and spreading joy... Mostly joy... some despair. :rainbowlaugh:

But really, you guys are the best.

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Justice writes a little about Justice (Warning: may be lies).

He killed a bear when he was only three!

The bear was three that is(making it still an adult...bear), Justice was 25 and armed with a cannon that fired logging chain-saws.


He once summoned a demon using the Keys of Solomon because he was too lazy to rummage through his liquor cabinets to mix a cocktail for himself


Also, he's Prime Minister of Ecuador for reasons he's not entirely sure of. Justice suspects drinking alcohol is involved, but that's just playing the odds.


He spends many days in front of a computer running SQL queries and making reports that present what those queries say in a visually pleasing way.

Potentially related, he usually receives direct deposits to his bank account at regular intervals for a near identical amount of money. He secretly wonders if this is related to his database and reporting work or if he has a secret (potentially interstellar) admirer.

He's told he has a wife and daughter and that the three of them occupy a house in the Portland, Oregon metropolitan area, but he's yet to hire a private detective to confirm if this is true or not. He has confirmed he resides in a residence with at least four cats with other felines wandering in to steal the delicious cat-food he stockpiles in case of the Apocalypse, or if he gets peckish.

The amount of hippies and doughnuts with bacon on them in his general vicinity had led Justice to conclude he probably lives in or very near Portland, Oregon.

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I saw this and was immediately reminded of your fic, "The Dazzlings Are Insane"! :moustache:

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What would happen if the MLP characters met Claptrap from Boderlands?

Just gonna save myself the trouble of randomly finding your stories and subscribe.

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