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Justice writes a little about Justice (Warning: may be lies).

He killed a bear when he was only three!

The bear was three that is(making it still an adult...bear), Justice was 25 and armed with a cannon that fired logging chain-saws.


He once summoned a demon using the Keys of Solomon because he was too lazy to rummage through his liquor cabinets to mix a cocktail for himself

Also, he's Prime Minister of Ecuador for reasons he's not entirely sure of. Justice suspects drinking alcohol is involved, but that's just playing the odds.

He spends many days in front of a computer running SQL queries and making reports that present what those queries say in a visually pleasing way.

Potentially related, he usually receives direct deposits to his bank account at regular intervals for a near identical amount of money. He secretly wonders if this is related to his database and reporting work or if he has a secret (potentially interstellar) admirer.

He is quite certain he has a daughter, otherwise, who's five-year-old is temporarily kidnapping every weekend?

The amount of hippies and doughnuts with bacon on them in his general vicinity had led Justice to conclude he probably lives in or very near Portland, Oregon.

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I like your “quote” but it needs some improvement. Here’s what it should be: “What the Hell did I just read... and when can I get more?”

2583851
Nice.

I just realized she’s in a Wondercolts tee. Do you know any good stories where Sunset’s in pony form in the EqG universe?

2583697
I'm in my phone right now, but I linked the source on my latest blog post. You should check near the bottom there.:twilightsmile:

Can I get a full-size version of your profile pic? Thanks.

2560189
That would just make it funnier as it would give Sunset even MORE to be pissed about and Pissed Sunset is best Sunset when written by you.

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