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Star Wars

Episode IV

My Little Sith Lord

Strife runs rampant throughout the Galaxy! Old alliances have crumbled and the once seemingly indomitable Empire has suffered heavy losses.

Though all is far from well in the galaxy. Powerful weapons of war still roam the cosmos including the dreaded DEATH STAR II. Beings with power on a scale previously unheard of continue to move about the galactic stage.

Even now, a once friend and ally of Twilight and the Rebel Alliance searches for the key to bring this conflict to an end once an for all.

Cover art drawn by the incredibly talented Nova Quill/Firimil. She also deserves thanks for her edits and comments as well as Tired Old Man who helped me out.

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And now I'm imagining the MLP theme done to the Imperial March...

It doesn't jive well...

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Damn, that would have made a good song.

Yeah no surprise Tempest Shadow would be a Sith Lord.

Huh.
This is interesting.
I'm a little lost, but your works have yet to fail to entertain or draw me in, so...let's see where this one goes.

Please let Starlight die!

There's no comedy tag, should I be worried?

This looks good.
I'm curious about the background. How did it get to this situation? For example, how did Twilight get a lightsaber and when did she start struggling against the Dark Side?

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Backstory will be filled in as we go along. I honestly might do prequels at some point (with far fewer Gungans). I certainly have enough material. Though, I can say that the pony crew has been traveling with the main Star Wars crew for a while and there seems to be a rather unfortunate issue of heavy magic users getting a taste of darkness.

… the broken pieces of the crystal had been to put to good use. However, despite the fact that the crystal granted her both access to magics once thought lost to herself and helped deepen her connection to the Force, she still lacked the fine control to operate a ship and its various buttons and switches. She momentarily considered taking her lightsaber to the ship's controls to alleviate her frustration.

You're Darth Vader, not Kylo Ren.

Her emotions began to settle at the politeness of her own request. In this particular instance, not a welcome change. Twilight’s influence, it seemed, was still with her.

So Twilight here is either Obi Wan or Anakin.

Twilight giggled. “Maybe every once and awhile.”

Heh.

Twilight simply cozied up to Luke further, extending one of her wings as if she might envelop the man with it. “I can’t help it if you’re warm!”

He's a mammal, thus a living radiator.

“WHAT?!” Rainbow Dash protested as she flapped her wings and took flight. “That obnoxious little twerp can barely fly!” Rainbow Dash began to accelerate away from Twilight, heading towards an octagonal metal structure off in the distance.

HAHAHAHAAA!

Fizzlepop Berrytwist was alive… Or rather… Tempest Shadow was alive. Alive and practically seething inside the eye of a storm composed of dark side energy… figuratively of course. Real dark side storms likely wouldn’t occur for at least a few more minutes until both Tempest and Starlight had arrived.

See the thing is, I am fully prepared to believe that that can happen.

Twilight quieted her heart and prepared for the oncoming storm.

Best of luck. You'll likely need it.

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I think in this fic that Twilight is Twilight, Obi Wan is Obi Wan and Anakin is Anakin.

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See I know that NOW that I've read the entire fic, but I meant moreso she'd play the ROLE of Obi Wan or Anakin. Now I know better.

Um... I had to give this a pass in order to even get into the fic, but with the discussion on detachment I kind of have to bring it up.

The Jedi philosophy and the ideals of Harmony are incompatible. Specifically because the former requires detachment and the later requires friendship.

Now, friendship is part of Star Wars too (Luke wouldn't have blown up the first Death Star without the magic of friendship touching Han, for example) but that's because Lucas is kind of a mess with his stories. Great at big sweeping ideas, but terrible at the details. It doesn't change the fact that the likes of Yoda would be terrified of ponykind of their powers rely on the Force. The Sith rely on their passions, but at least they're self-interested. A whole Force sensitive society built on attachment would be a huge red flag.

Sure, this is Luke so maybe he's just not versed enough in Jedi lore to see the danger, but Obi-wan's ghost is going to have something to say about it. And the way the characters talk about it there seems to be some line between the Force and magic, but then there's Tempest's 'horn' so there's some sort of connection there.

And finally there's Twilight's comment about friends often falling to the dark side. And just... Well duh! Why didn't anyone see that coming? *Someone* on the Jedi side should've had plenty of objections.

Now, it's only the first chapter so maybe what I'm talking about is the whole point of the story, but right now it's really bothering me! Dx

Despite all this; hot damn is this first chapter well written! I will definitely be keeping an eye on this.

So, Tempest has fallen back in the Dark Side, and much deeper. Wonder how exactly that “abandon the Death Star” happened.
And Twilight and Starlight are apparently Jedi knight and padawan.
I am eager to read more.

Tempest smirked at the guard. “Just so long as Shadow Platoon is defended and you can keep my ship in one piece. If you wipe out Rogue Squadron before the Princess is suitably engaged, she’ll have very little reason not to start blasting entire sections of the sky.”

A valid point.

The crimson TIE Defender was now tumbling out of control diagonally away from the planet’s surface and away from him as something that looked much like a mechanical quadruped with metal feathered wings flew up towards his canopy. Of course the truth was there was an organic quadruped with actual feathered wings inside that heavily armored environmental suit.

Rainbow Dash.

Tempest nodded. “Yes. That crystal is reborn of blood and my own suffering. My saber bleeds…” Her smile grew both darker and larger. “And it’ll have your head!”

Whatever you say, Edgehorse.

Twilight got to her feet and turned to shoot a glare at the new arrival. A lilac unicorn mare with two tone mulberry-violet mane with an electric blue streak through it coiffed into a curve that hung over her left eye. A satisfied smile on her face, and two emerald sabers floating in front of her, their hilts even more utilitarian than Twilight’s, lacking the focusing dish at the front or even a visible switch. She walked in front of Twilight and held the two sabers parallel to the ground about a half-meter from each other, the blades forming a sort of shield that resembled a floating neon green equal sign in front of her and Twilight.

Subtlety is not your forte, Starlight.

Twilight continued to glare out at Starlight as the raging squall of energy collected in a massive ball of swirling black and crimson fury above Tempest, her lightning now focused upwards as the storm grew into something truly imposing that churned maliciously as lightning flashed inside the coiled sphere.

Did she just turn a Force storm into a Death Ball? This went from Star Wars to DBZ in so little time I'm surprised I haven't got whiplash. I LOVE IT!

“Yeah, I’m in the wrong here,” Starlight admitted with a nod. “I suck.”

Llamas with hats

Was there a part 1 to this series i missed?

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Nope. "Darth Tempest" was kind of the inspiration, so I'm starting in the middle. Backstory will be filled as we move along and prequels might be written at some point.

Then Wedge heard it, a clap of lap thunder
Lap thunder?
Sounds like an obese stripper name

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Don't be. His serious stories are much better than his comedic ones.

You won't butcher these beloved characters for the sake of "comedy", right? ...Right?

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I'm not sure what would be funny about "murder" in this context. :rainbowderp:

I honestly thought this would be about Tempest being trained by an not exatly "evil" Sith Lord or something, not Luke and Twilight being there.
It is not bad, but not what I was searching for I think.

I think Starlight-as-Carl is my new favorite thing. There've been a couple things recently with it, and it's golden every time!

Hi, can we have news about this fanfic? How much of the next part has been written?

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It's maybe a quarter to a third of the way done. I'm working on it! Just have a lot of characters to juggle with all the action and trickling in details of the story! Thanks for the interest! :twilightsmile:

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Ok, thanks for giving news. Take the time you need. :twilightsmile:

It wasn’t that the armor wasuseless,per se. Itwasmade from a nigh-indestructible and,relativelylight, metal alloy known as Phrik, after all.

One of the few things that can stand up to lightsabers.

While this would normally elect a laugh from his squadron mate, however a surprising beat of silence followed before Rainbow Dash replied. “… Remind me some time to tell you a confusing tale involving my friend Spike… preferably over drinks. You’re buying”

HAH!

“I copy, Rogue two,” Rainbow Dash said in a controlled tone as she brought up Luke on her HUD. “Heading towards Rogue Leader’s position now. Over and out.”

You're lucky you're damn good at what you do.

Tempest was unleashing an enviable amount of power and Starlight needed to, first, not be disintegrated, second, not let her friends be disintegrated as they provided valuable company and support in such situations, and third, establish that she was, in fact, more skilled and more powerful than Tempest.

Glad your dick measuring contest comes last.

That durasteel might as well be paper mache as far as the disintegrating power of her blasts were concerned, and more of her friends were in that base! Also, Han and C-3PO! And life just wasn’t as rewarding without a few entities close by who lived in constant mortal fear of her power.

... You worry me.

“The GrrrrrrreatandPowerfulTrixieis fine as well,” a voice announced haughtily over the com.

GOOD.

On the bright side, he wondered if that would mean he'd be able to selectively mute the little gremlin disguised as an impossibly bright quadruped’s ongoing, third person diatribes. Maybe even tint out the absurd level of pastel colors he'd been forced to look at day-in and day-out. That might be nice.

Oh, I love this snark.

Trixie replied with another titter. “You do know how to talk to a mare, General.”

HAH!

First, he should haveknownan Imperial shuttle had aft laser cannons, and second, hereallyhoped that exchange between the two girls wasn’t his last conversation ever.

I hope not too, you're great.

Nice chapter again! I like the interactions between Twilight and Starlight in this.

Starlight is by far my favorite character in this story.

Are you trying to get me to ship Han and Trixie? :trixieshiftleft:

Ok, just what does this come after? One chapter in and I'm missing SO much here!

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Kinda starting in the middle (hence the Episode 4 in the description). From a Star Wars standpoint ponies where discovered after The Empire Strikes back but before Return of the Jedi, creating a sort of alternate timeline.

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Ok, thought this was a sequel to another story.

Alright! I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I’ll bear with it, even set aside my SW fanboy that is questioning many things, but some more background would be loved right now.

... I don’t know. Im not 100% sold. I’ll like and track this, cause it’s interesting, and ill see if It gets a favorite.

"Tantrums against machinery would prove fruitless and show that she had the emotional maturity of a child."

Dying.

I thought you were going to change Starlight's blades to silver? Maybe I just don't understand your humor. Wouldn't be the first time. Maybe it's a condition, though whose I'm not sure.

I envy your writing skill and freedom. Meanwhile...

Lightsabers are funny things in how like stars they are. Brilliant and deadly. They come in so many colors. But everyone knows that the best ones... are black.

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Crud. I may have missed a few spots? Lemme double check. Thanks for the heads-up! :twilightsmile:

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I honestly didn't see any instances of that not being the case, so I thought you might have been having a go with your fans.

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That's one interpretation, though between the various eras of writing on Star Wars and the needs of individual authors to find some way to make their plot or personal antagonists significantly dramatic and threatening there's no canonical codex of Jedi philosophy beyond "what did we happen to go with for the last movie's plot to work?"

That said and while trying to minimize the introduction of mutable history, though there's a time period (pre-Luke's Knighthood) in which Jedi teachings had a strong focus on detachment even then that was a route rather than the goal. The goal is to increase connection to the Force, which while vaguely defined is not unlike the unified desires and purpose of life itself within the universe housing it. Detachment can help with that - the greatest obstacle to Jedi senses and foresight is that you can't sense past any preconception you aren't prepared to abandon. You're a mortal being, meaning the pattern you're trying to understand and help along includes your death. There are really many ways you shouldn't let yourself die, but somewhere down the line there's a time and place where it's the best thing. Your ego, your job, your friends, your aesthetic tastes... all of these exist within a moving tapestry of time and evolution where they'll - appropriately - part with you, if also not forever. Even defining oneself as a Jedi can bundle preconceptions into it. The will of the Force may not be a moving target, but your place in the world is.

Detachment works well as far as it goes. That particular Jedi teaching was tested and eventually, found wanting. In retrospect, trying to raise children disconnected from regular society and limiting their experience of desire or grief wasn't ideal preparation for their societal role at the time. They also had nothing to fall back on the instant that detachment shattered.

Had planned to contrast Dark Jedi practices and Sith philosophies, but even I get tired of my textwalling habits. But while the Force and Harmony certainly aren't the same thing, those teachings aren't incompatible - especially as life within Harmony shouldn't interact quite the same with the Force to start.

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A year and a half later, I had reread my own post to see what I'd even said though. It was worth the wait though! Also, does the fact you responded mean we'll get more soon?

There's no canonical codex of Jedi philosophy beyond "what did we happen to go with for the last movie's plot to work?"

Yeah, I mean... Fair. A kind of problem MLP seems to share, actually. But I think we can agree that a general philosophy of detachment is a core concept of Jedi philosophy even if specifics change with writers, same as we can say friendship is center to the idea of Harmony even if the specifics of how it all works is vague. (Well, at least on the magical side of things. I think the lessons you're supposed to apply to real life is unexplained.)

Well, that's what I thought when I made my first argument anyway. Though clearly you don't agree, given the next two paragraphs of your response. I don't have anything to say on that biggest paragraph. Admittedly I haven't read too deep into it, but that's because at least on the surface level I agree. Detachment is useful to the Jedi because it allows them to connect better with the Force, which is their primary goal. You describe well why that is. But then you contradict this, or so it seems to me.

That particular Jedi teaching was tested and eventually, found wanting.

Was it? I assume you're talking about Anakin here, but if that's the case it wasn't the philosophy that failed. Anakin Skywalker never believed in this idea of detachment. He might never have objected to it while being taught it, but he clearly never really embraced it. And why would he? He already has such a powerful connection to the Force why would he need to get closer to it? He's already better than everyone. But it was his attachments that led to his downfall, and not just his attachments to his mother and Padme, but his attachment to the idea that he is the most powerful man to ever live and is capable of anything. Attachments, in the Buddist philosophy that Lucas borrowed from to make this corner of Jedi philosophy, is about much much more than your attachment to people. Regardless, the failure was not of the philosophy itself, it was that Anakin didn't ever embrace it. Whether that's on him or his teachers is an important question to ask, but not terribly relevant here because (at least in this world with how the Force works) the philosophy itself is actually proven sound. Detachment is the key to not falling to the dark side.

Of course, as an important counterpoint; the only reason Anakin was saved was because of his attachment to his son. Which reveals something I don't think the Jedi ever looked at. While detachment is what keeps you from falling. It's also possibly the only thing that can bring you back if you have. All of this makes me want to talk about KotOR but... well "even I get tired of my textwalling habits."

Okay, that's not actually true I could write forever about these philosophies, but I'd really rather you actually read it so I don't want it to be too long.

But what I found I most interesting about what you said is actually here;

But while the Force and Harmony certainly aren't the same thing, those teachings aren't incompatible - especially as life within Harmony shouldn't interact quite the same with the Force to start.

You're clearly more concerned with the mystical side of things, and are treating the pony's magic (which you're referring to as Harmony for some reason, assuming I read this right) and the Force as seperate things tied to their philosophies. Now, I had assumed they were part of the same mystical force that comprise the universe for this setting, but A) it's not like it doesn't work if they're separate it just raises a lot of questions about things like how they interact and how Jedi training would help Harmony users, and more importantly B) the mystical side of the discussion was never my point anyway.

The core Jedi philosophy is one of detachment. And Anakin proved the value of it, not disproved it, when he failed to live up to its teachings. Had he learned to detach, he never would've fallen so the philosophy is reinforced not torn down. The core idea of MLP is in the title; friendship, real friendship (looking at Starlight and Cozy), is both a desired end unto itself and the best defense against the world's woes. These two philosophies are incompatible.

Now, this doesn't mean that either side is right or wrong. And while I have my personal preference in philosophies between the two, it's Harmony, I wouldn't present the Jedi as bad guys for it. They're trying to be good people in the face of their world (with the Force in it) works. All I'm saying is that Equestria and Jedi shouldn't have instantly gotten along; there's some clear friction there and missed storytelling opportunities by just mushing the good guys together because they're the good guys.

The one major caveat to all this, and what let me get into the story in the first place, was Luke. Like I said earlier; Anakin fell because of his attachments, and came back because of them. But that wouldn't have worked if Luke hadn't reciprocated and embraced that attachment. He rejected Obi-wan and Yoda urging him to kill Vader because, they believed, it was the only way. He embraced that connection, at great personal risk (and risk to the entire galaxy), which is a pretty extreme measure. But that's what it took to succeed. So if any Force user is going to embrace what ponies teach, it will be him.

And now I seriously need to stop, I doubt anyone's going to read this as it is. As badly as I want to keep going I just can't. All this said, I still love your story and I'm eager to see more, even if we disagree on the underlying philosophies here.

Who is that death trooper?

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https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Death_trooper
Not an individual, but an elite group of stormtroopers.

Yeah, the story simply stopped making sense to me. Maybe because I just don't remember what's going on before that.

He really needed to have a talk with that droid about his language.

I like the idea of R2 swearing like a sailor.

Luke breathed an internal sigh of relief even as he pushed out thoughts of external distractions as well as a voice that sounded an awful lot like Obi-Wan muttering, “I hate when they do that…”

Obi-Wan WOULD say that-

Even her considerable endurance, training, and dark side rage, she was beginning to fail to keep the agony of under oxygenated and overworked muscles at bay.

You're hitting your limit.

… Now, that of course SOUNDED absurd to the outside observer, but Twilight had found the occasional attempt on her life added an extra level of depth to specific friendships; be it Sunset, Tempest, or Pinkie Pie.

... You worry me.

WHAT THE BUCK EVEN WAS HER LIFE?!

The Curse Of The Protagonist. Life gets fucking weird for you.

“Well, of course, he wouldn’t! He’s male and doesn’t have eggs. He’d say something like… the Force has spoken to me and TONIGHT is the night to fill my sack full of seed destined to bring balance and harmony to the galaxy!’”

Damn, Starlight, tell us how you really feel?

“Of course you get a say, General!” Starlight cheered, her tone taking on a more playful note. “How many scores of children do you want to start your unending dynasty of peace and love with?”

I love this horse.

“IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR THIS CONVERSATION?!”

It's probably confusing and irritating Tempest, so yes.

“Well, my Jedi training was pretty useless in terms of child-raising, but I’m sure Leia, Han, and Chewie could help babysit,” Luke replied.

I figure Chewie would be a great Dad.

Starlight chewed on that for a moment. “Haha. No way. I mean, maybe in an alternate unive—”

“Nice shot,” Starlight said in a tone of genuine adoration. “Though, I would have gone for the head.”

Starlight let out a defeated sigh and glanced at her companions, “Well, if any power couple in the galaxy could get a full-blown Sith Lord to turn to the ‘light’ or at least ‘dark gray’ side, it’s you two.”

I mean, it worked with Vader.

And then a massive light blue rocket adorned with Trixie’s cutie mark launched from the base, trailing silver sparks as it slammed into one of the torpedoes.

Nice shot, Best Horse!

“Trixie LITERALLY hit the rocket as requested!” Trixie exclaimed. “I CAN’T HELP THAT THE PILOT IS JEDI LEVEL CRAZY AND FIRED SO CLOSE TO THE BASE!”

She has a point.

“Nice shot, Trix,” Han said, completely ignoring Trixie’s incredulous tone. “I’m not sure even Luke could have pulled that off.”

I choose to believe that he's not being sarcastic. He's giving Trixie genuine unironic praise.

Ethical issues wear further blurred by the fact that this person had technically already died once.

Vader?

“Yes, yes. Starlight is the ‘usual’ reason.”

Sounds about right,.

Han raised an eyebrow. “I have literally called Starlight Glimmer a murderous sociopath to her FACE and she responded with a disturbingly coy smile, a wink, and a ‘Well, thank the maker I’m one of the good guys, right Han?’”

That is terrifying.

Han sighed. “Do you think she hid and waited to make an entrance?”

Absolutely.

As Col watched several thermal detonators fly out of the smoke and towards the cover of his allies and himself, it became painfully apparent that ‘Death Trooper’ wasn’t just some a name some upstart Moff came up with because he thought it sounded menacing.

Oh brilliant...

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