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Stalin with Da Spoon


Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

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"Ponies with magical powers? And I thought the Jedi were weird..." - OOM-5264

Shortly after General Kalani and his sentient droid soldiers managed a desperate escape from Agamar and fled the system, the super tactical droid soon made the decision to try and re-build the separatist alliance, this time not influenced and dominated by the sith or the corrupt business leaders, instead serving it's true purpose, a bastion of freedom and liberty, free of corruption and suffering. Kalani, now dead-set on his goal, set course for the planet Bracca, having located a scrapyard filled with confederate vessels, and after arriving, activating a large dormant army of droids and the Providence Class Dreadnought Blade of Serenity they were aboard, Kalani ordered his newly activated droids to set course for a new world to hide from the empire and build their forces... And upon finding this world, Kalani observed the natives, and determined that this world, would be the first building block, to rebuilding the Confederacy.

This story is heavily inspired by Logic and Friendship. Roger! Roger!, as well as Ponies and Lasers and Clankers, Oh My!

6/29/22: Featured boys, let's GO!

7/27/22: AYO, Featured again? YOOOOOOOOOOO-

I do not own MLP or Star Wars.

Chapters (19)
Comments ( 233 )

Quite interesting, I wonder how Twilight will react when she sees the droids.

Excellent work keep it up

Always wanted to know what happened to general Kalani and his droids, thanks for putting this up, looking forward for more chapters.

zmg

I'm going to watch this story with great interest. Also, you are doing good work because this story has great potential.

It's always nice to see droids doing stuff other then getting shot and sliced up en masse.

I eagerly await what comes next!

Comment posted by LonerNZ deleted Jul 7th, 2022

I honestly like this idea I wonder when or if they attack the Empire how would that go would it start another galactic war and would they be able to win it this time

Very interesting story, I'm looking forward to more and wondering how Twilight and the others will react when they meet the droids.

Excellent work keep it up

Oooh! Can't wait to see how Kalani will negotiate the Equestria, hopefully in good way.

I do hope that Kalani can make a peaceful negotiations with Equestria, I can see Twilight going into super bookworm mode as she'll wanna learn all she can about their technology.

Excellent work can’t wait to what the ponies will think about them

Hopefully things would go good But I think this is highly likely As long as the ponies do not freak out about them being war machines But with How the B1 acts should be good

Please let this be a story where peace negotiation actually works!

Please let this be a peaceful fic where they actually make allies with Equestria.

All according to plan.

All according to cake. :trollestia:

The only a bit problem is how Kalani persuade or negotiate especially the Princess hmm...either give good reason why their (Kalani) in war with empire or maybe tell how evil is empire (Using Republic bad toward attitude other neutral country who trade with Cis can do if Kalani remember what specific the "empire" have done.) but it's up to the author choice to lead path.


Now I realize something, looking at the past comment why their must be someone constantly keep dislike everybody comment? please tell us what's is your problem here at least, go look at another fic that you like instead trying dislike everyone here.

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Do not worry, I will ensure Kalani uses valid reasoning, destroying Celestia with facts and logic.

Also yeah, what's up with that?

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Yeah, Thank you Commandant!

Comment posted by Jest deleted Jun 29th, 2022

As she let out a long yawn after finishing her stretching, she lifted the covers off the rest of her body, as she hopped to the ground, clad in her good ol purple PJ's, as she made her way out of her room, and into the bathroom, as she brushed her teeth, tossed away her PJ's, took a quick shower to wake herself up, dried and brushed her mane, put on fresh new autumn clothes for the day, and emerged from the bathroom bright eyed and bushy tailed with a smile on her face, as she exited her room and made her way to the castle kitchen.

Holy mother of run-on sentences. Your prose aren't bad, nor is your world-building or dialogue but you should consider editing a bit more. A good shorthand is that you shouldn't have to use 'and' more than once a sentence. Also, each new thought should be its own sentence.

Also, another rule to keep in mind is that of reptition. Try not to repeat the same non common word more then once every few paragraphs. This goes double for certain turns of phrases. Like if you said "then he dropped like a puppet with its strings cut" every time a character went down it would get annoying quick even if it was spaced out considerably.

Keep up the good work friend, and dont lose that passion for writing.

Excellent work keep up your great work

At least the encounter between the Main 6 and the Droids didn't go south, I'm looking forward to seeing how Celestia and Luna will react.

It's nice when things go smoothly.
(To the person disliking every comment, why?)

Comment posted by LonerNZ deleted Mar 29th, 2023

"Oh, that's great! I just can't wait to throw a part for you guys!"

Party

Holy crap this is so damn promising, and super good already. Keep it up my good man! I look forward to seeing the conclusion of this fanfic!

For the author

Oooh, Smart move Kalani, turn the The Old Castle into a Base, hope 'someone' doesn't mind, it never been mention beside mirror pool...i think.


(Pretty Sure the dislike person will still click dislike everyone comment without telling why, have to give a credit to him/her still determine to dislike everyone here)

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I'm sure it'll be fine. Maybe...

(Not confident in their own opinion I guess?)

I got a bad felling about what's going to happen with the final phase.

my best bet is that the final plan involves underground droid factories churning out legions, mining operations, & world conquest. because lets face it Kalani is too hardcore of a separatist/ loyalist to dooku, to not have picked up his manipulative behaviors & ambitions.

the general is logical after all, so he would not reveal his plans motivations to his troops or the ponies.

& since droids cannot dream/ sleep as ponies do it would leave them blind until whatever plan kalani cooked up was already upon them.


this is the moment when the confederacy rises.

(Hmmm... and now, I guess we see if the Confederacy stays as protagonists, becomes antagonists, or something else...

Also, this is a 'me' thing I'm aware, however I have to say it because if I don't, then I'm just torturing myself and it will bug me forever. Please do not actually call it "The New Confederacy". That is one of my biggest naming pet peeves, putting the title 'New' in front of a faction or nation name.

For example, in Disney's new canon they decided to call it the 'New' Republic! Well will it still be new in a thousand years like how you're obviously hoping it to last that long? Or are you admitting it'll be dead in a decade and have to be replaced? It won't even be 'new' for that long.

It just... it just doesn't last! It's a name without traction or longevity, and when making a faction, you're planning to keep it around a while. The only way it kind of works is if the other faction IS still around and you're trying to replace and reform it. Also note this doesn't apply to place names, like at all, this is very purely about governments and factions.

So, that's my soap-box. Sorry to bother you with it, but I felt the need to say SOMETHING on it. I am enjoying this thus far, regardless of that.)

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An understandable concern my friend, and one I in fact do agree with. Besides, the confederacy is technically still around, so why make something new?

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(Ah, thank you kindly! Very glad to hear my concerns were understood and I didn't come off as weird. And glad to hear! Glory to the C.I.S.!)

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Indeed comrade, glory to the C.I.S!

Lovely, dis is gonna b gud

Damn, I just realized!

"Hey General, I just realized something... Your voice sounds different then when we were on Onderon."

"How so, Officer?"

"Well, it sounds... Less deep and gravelly?" Now that Kalani thought about it, his voice modulator had indeed shown signs of degradation. He did think about getting it fixed, but honestly, he preferred his new voice.

That was him!
He was that Super Tactical Droid, I thought he was a new character in rebels, but he was one already! I didn't notice this till now. Me and my stupid child brain back then man.

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It is a common mistake, believe it or not.

I'm excited to see the next chapter:pinkiehappy:

Looking good there aren't that many cis story's

"Well, if you want, you can join us in the kitchen for breakfast."

Ah...yes Twilight, if someone can't eat, invite them to have a breakfast.

(That's alright, burnout is a thing, take care of yourself first before all else!

Now, good to see Kalani being accurate as heck. And interesting that the Droids are all developing more personality... long activation time, combined with a lack of routine memory-wiping, could have quite the interesting effects... They might be more suited to the land of friendship and Harmony than even they realize, with their mentalities expanding and their enemy far away.

Also, poor OOM-1921 and squad...

In any case, I'm quite enjoying. I look forward to seeing this continue, whenever it does. Again, look to your own health and well-being first please. And glory to the C.I.S.!)

it's a nice little chapter

Comment posted by Wyvern dude deleted Jul 16th, 2022

Who are going to be the lucky drones that get placed on CMC duty? :scootangel:

(Ooooh, Changelings still 'evil' good to note. Also, love the little toast 'To the C.I.S.!' from the droids clacking the oil together. Very nice! Heheh, ahhh... yeah, poor scouting droids. Their existence is pain right now.)

Ah yes, the oldest form of comedy.

Schadenfreude!

Comment posted by Mynerion deleted Jul 16th, 2022

The Pool? Wasnt Tom supposed to be guarding that?

He was, the back door. We missed the front door.:twilightoops:

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