To my two best friends in the world:

Arya Stark
&
Limelight Raver

To my dearly beloved Aunt Peggy. May she rest in peace.

To my Grandfather James Pearson. Golfing in God's Country Club now.

And to my Idol, the one who got me curious about literature, Edgar Allan Poe.

Current Mood:

Though the tropes are old and common, you yourself are the only one of you that exists. By that very fact, everything you do is original. That's the only sort of originality we get, and it is all we need. Don't strive to be original--strive to tell your story. It'll turn out alright, all on its own.

~Peregrine Caged

My given name is Max, but I'm also known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz...Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.

WHO I AM

I AM A GENTLEMAN

I consider myself to be a genuinely nice, and friendly guy. If you have a problem I will listen to you and try my best to console you. Once you get to know me you'll probably never find a nicer guy. However...

I AM A SARCASSHOLE

I can be quite snarky when the situation calls for it. I will not apologize for it at all.

I AM A METALHEAD

When I was 10 years old my brother introduced me to heavy metal via Metallica's third studio album Master of Puppets. I fell in love right away and have listened to metal ever since. I do occasionally listen to other genres like electro and a few others but metal is my true musical love. That said however I don't listen to bands like Cannibal Corpse. As much as I indulge in Schadenfreude, the band's lyrics are not my cup of tea.

I AM A FANBOY

I enjoy a wide variety of movies and television from Batman and other superheroes to My Little Pony (You heard me right, I enjoy a show of colorful talking horses.) However I am not a hardcore fanboy, more of a casual admirer.

I AM A WRITER

For as long as I can remember I've had an active imagination and seek to use that to make a career as a novelist and graphic novelist.

I AM A CHRISTIAN

Well Christian to a fault anyway. I believe and practice a Christian's good philosophies such as show good will towards your fellow man and I believe that God wants us to love who we want to and to be comfortable with what we are. So I don't judge any gays, lesbians, transsexuals or transgendered people. You are who you are and that makes you human and unique.

Anywho, don't be afraid to say hi or be straight with me.