• Member Since 13th May, 2012
  • offline last seen May 23rd


Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

"He claims he writes out of spite, but I think it's also fair to say he writes to challenge fandom 'truths.'"—kits

"I can stand astride the heavens and he can bring me low with a single punctuation mark."—horizon

"Not eye-gougingly terrible."—Nicknack

"Bravo. You have written a story around a central moral question of which I myself feel uncertain ... this rises to the quality I would consider Successful Literature."—Eliezer Yudkowsky

All The Words


The Trouble With Sympathy (PrinceOfPenguins)
Everfree And The Poisoned Flower (Living Library)
My Even Tinier Ponies (Living Library)

If You Like Reading My Stories Then You Should Read These Stories

  • Happily Ever After Shining Armor will do anything to save his marriage. Anything. by Benman 2,697 words · 7,778 views · 490 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Changelings, Changelings, Everywhere Even the scenery is changelings. by Benman 3,497 words · 23,389 views · 1,671 likes · 28 dislikes
  • Mortal Twilight Sparkle's friends have lived long and happy lives. Now their time is coming to an end, but Rainbow Dash, at least, will not go gently. Twilight has the power to save her friend's life. Is it worth violating the natural order? by Benman 42,470 words · 11,280 views · 955 likes · 124 dislikes

I Am Technically Not Dead · 10:43pm Aug 18th, 2014

So, new story. My first since 2013, actually. It might be my last.

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Man, I miss this guy again.

Merry Christmas site blogger guy. :rainbowkiss:

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Listen what I saaaaayooooo

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