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Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.


So, Sometimes I Write Parodic Song Lyrics... · 9:40pm Apr 10th, 2015

I found myself unusually inspired by the song "The Captain's Wife's Lament" (more specifically, this PMV of it). Although overall, it's still less bawdy than the original song, the third- and second-to-last verses have probably earned me a place in Pony Hell...

The Crystal Princess's Lament

Queen Chrysalis was starving
So she went and sallied forth
She brought all of her changelings
With her to the Frozen North

See, they knew the Crystal Heart
Stored all the love they’d need
At night they slipped right through the gates
And then began to feed

But they did not anticipate
How strong that love would be
They all got pickled, tickled pink
And lost sobriety

So when Good Princess Cadance woke
Upon the break of day
They say that you could hear her wailin’
Clear to Horseshoe Bay…

She said there’s
Changelings all around the bed

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Thanks for the fave on Ember, Hoardsmelter.

Thank you for favouriting "Her Inner Demons" :twilightsmile:

I'm not here to thank you for anything, but to instead say you have an awesome looking OC for an icon. Seems like a person that would be awesome to hang out with.

G'morn! Just wanted to say thanks for taking the time to read True Bowmance. I'm pleased you enjoyed it enough to warrant giving it a fave! :twilightsmile:

Thanks for adding My Little Pony: Friendship is Overpowered (Equestria Girls) to your favorites.

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