Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Ponies: They're what's for awesome!

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

I'm your friendly neighborhood Sir Dies-A-Lot, and I have a habit of resurrecting more often than Jesus! If you came for quality content, then you'd best high-tail it outta here! ...Because I suck.

The end justifies the beans.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Living with LUS.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I like ponies.

loves tiaras.

I type stories using my hands